Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread
Game Master
Heathansson
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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Oso is Large after casting Righteous might, so the only place he and Stig can fit in is at the prow of the boat - the G-I 15-16 area. Good news for the Vudran fellow, as they'll have to chew their way through all the cavemen to get to him.
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Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9
Once the fireball goes off, Oso teleports him and Stiggy onto the boat.
With a sound like the swish of a passing blade, the two characters are cut in two, folding and disappearing to reappear at the prow. Oso lets go of Stiggy and readies his sword to administer to the unfaithful.
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g-i 15-17 are open for the teleportees on the prow...
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elgan; beldan; then it's initiative.
Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9
dungeonmaster heathy wrote: g-i 15-17 are open for the teleportees on the prow... Stiggy at G15, Oso next to him at HI/15-16
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Right on....the barge lurches, frontheavy from the girth of the dwarf....something big, though, ballasts the barge back arights; something big.....in the galley in back.....
welcome to my teeter totter!
Male Human Rogue 14
Beldan sneaks to C12 and goes for a sneak crossbow attack at E9.
Crossbow: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (1) + 16 = 17 Damage: 1d8 + 5d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + (3, 4, 4, 1, 3) + 2 = 18
Male Human Rogue 14
Beldan Vale wrote: Beldan sneaks to C12 and goes for a sneak crossbow attack at E9.
Crossbow: 1d20 + 16 Damage: 1d8 + 5d6 + 2
Doh!
Sorry, meeting with Canadian consul in Beijing. What Oso said.
<Adjusts his loincloth. Cracks his knuckles.>
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Beldan Vale wrote: Beldan Vale wrote: Beldan sneaks to C12 and goes for a sneak crossbow attack at E9.
Crossbow: 1d20 + 16 Damage: 1d8 + 5d6 + 2
Doh! It's low, but it's enough; dude got fireballed, gacked in th' neck, and that's all he could manage; he plops down dead.
Elgan's up!
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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote: Sorry, meeting with Canadian consul in Beijing. What Oso said. freakin gotdang Canadians.....oh sorry
"Diz anyain hae a spaur weapon?"
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They're American neanderthals, with stars'n'stripes bandanas, and t-shirts that say "these colors don't run boah!!!"
I'm dungeonmaster! I can say it and it is so!
Male Human Rogue 14
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote: "Diz anyain hae a spaur weapon?" Wasn’t Stig’s gear all in a pile below his sleep pod?
Did I fail a perception roll?
Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Stiggy's kit is right next to the lotus, laid out rather in a rather obsessive compulsive manner; all lined up and neatly folded as if for a military inspection. Mindflayers are a kooky lot.
Thar she blows!
Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote: They're American neanderthals, with stars'n'stripes bandanas, and t-shirts that say "these colors don't run boah!!!"
I'm dungeonmaster! I can say it and it is so!
As seen right here?
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Altai Iscarni wrote: dungeonmaster heathy wrote: They're American neanderthals, with stars'n'stripes bandanas, and t-shirts that say "these colors don't run boah!!!"
I'm dungeonmaster! I can say it and it is so! As seen right here? ayyup.
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Beldan Vale wrote: dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Stiggy's kit is right next to the lotus, laid out rather in a rather obsessive compulsive manner; all lined up and neatly folded as if for a military inspection. Mindflayers are a kooky lot. Thar she blows! It was all neatly arranged by an ocd mindflayer who had to touch the corners of the stuff he folded and lick his finger and touch it again.
YAY! RETCON my post up-page... Stiggy's not in a loincloth anymore.
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owell....a big fat bastard with a belaying pin in a loinclout would've been cute.
Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9
Stiggy should be able to act, he hasn't acted yet.
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Yeah; wtf; Stig has a standard atk;
Elgan's up as well.....
I guess Pip'll pip off for a bit after this here combat; Pat said he has to drop off the radar for a while.
Are the guys at g & i 14 alive? I'll five foot step between them if so. So H14... Then I'll kill them.
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Yes, they are both alive.
Dude at g14.
att 1: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (2) + 19 = 21
dam 1: 2d6 + 24 ⇒ (1, 3) + 24 = 28
att 2: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15
dam 2: 2d6 + 24 ⇒ (4, 3) + 24 = 31
Me fumble. Nice rolling eh?
Stig is swinging an earthbreaker by the way.
"Oaps"
Wait, that was a standard attack not a full attack so no fumble... unless you want the drama.
Male Human Rogue 14
Fumble with an earthbreaker. Could get messy.
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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote: Wait, that was a standard attack not a full attack so no fumble... unless you want the drama. Naah....there's too much drama anymore. I'm like unto a god here, so I can smote it out.
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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote: Dude at g14.
att 1: 1d20+19
dam 1: 2d6+24
att 2: 1d20+14
dam 2: 2d6+24
Me fumble. Nice rolling eh?
No fumble. Dude @ g14 is broken; one smash to the front of his thorax puts him on the deck, out for the count.
Look at the dude in I14. He is a neanderthal.
Look at the dude in I14 again.
He has the head of a white tiger.
He is dressed in baroque oriental scale mail,
and wields a bastard sword and shield,
and his thumbs are connected to the ulnar side of the arm, instead of the radial side like every other humanoid but a rakshasa.
Elgan.....
Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Um... That would be the dude in I14, right? After all, the guy in I16 is Oso. Also, for bookkeeping purposes, let's put Pip in A12.
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Yeah. I14. Sorry.
Edited for correctness.
Male Human Rogue 14
Oso's a rakshasa! Get him!
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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Align weapon lasts one minute per level. Is Beldan's rapier still Good (i.e. has it been more than nine minutes since our last rakshasa fight? I assume it has, as it takes Stiggy 4 minutes just to put on his armour...)? If not, Stig and Oso do so much damage they might just plow through its DR.
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yeah; it's tapped out by now.
Male Human Expert 5
Hmmm... Rags is out until the weekend. If Elgan casts Dispel magic on the Vudran, can he do so without dispelling the Glitterdust?
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Vattnisse wrote: Hmmm... Rags is out until the weekend. If Elgan casts Dispel magic on the Vudran, can he do so without dispelling the Glitterdust? If he "target dispels" a specified spell the Vudran has cast upon himself, then yes.
If he "area dispels," he essentially tries, with one roll, against all the spells cast on the Vudran, from highest level to lowest, until a spell is dispelled; the glitterdust spell would be "somewhere" in that line of spells.
Male Human Expert 5
OK. Just to keep the action flowing, how about this:
Elgan-wolf pads quietly into the sea cave before sitting down in a quiet corner, intently eyeing the glowing Vudran.
Move to B8 before readying a Dispel magic to counterspell anything the Vudran chap might try.
Oh, and our base group initiative is 12, spreading us out from 22 (Beldan) to 12 (Stig).
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You guys won initiative...they're a little bit disorganized at the moment.
Male Human Expert 5
Our absentees:
Elgan remains crouched in animal form, closely observing the fight.
No move, holding a readied Dispel magic
Gittik dives at the glowing Vudran.
Gittik flies to G5 and attacks the Vudran with his adamantine shocking kukri (normally his LH knife; the adamantine is handy versus foes with pesky spells like Stoneskin). No rage yet. Attack roll 12+16+1(Haste)=AC 29, damage 1d3+7+1d6 electricity=9+5 electricity.
Pip steps forward before zapping some cavemen with lightning.
5' step to B11 before shooting the guys in G10 and I10 with the lightning thrower. 17 damage, Reflex 14 for half.
Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Altai spends his turn casting his spell.
Oso, Beldan and Stig to go.
Altai Iscarni wrote: Oso, Beldan and Stig to go. Roger that. Just stepping out to lunch. When I get back.
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Elgan paces like a hungry wolf!
Gittik hits, but he draws no blood from the Vudran.
Pip's lightning gun kills the g10 and i10 neanderthals; wounded by fire and killed by thunder they fall.
Stiggy; Oso; Beldan up to bat as Altai chants out his summons.
Male Human Rogue 14
Beldan uses rapid reload to keep the crossbow bolts coming. No move, shoot at G12, then I12 if the first one goes down.
1d20 + 16 ⇒ (2) + 16 = 18 Damage: 1d8 + 5d6 + 2 ⇒ (7) + (5, 2, 2, 2, 1) + 2 = 21
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20 Damage: 1d8 + 5d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + (1, 2, 1, 2, 4) + 2 = 14
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