Dungeon Master Heathy's Carrion Crown

Game Master Heathansson


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Lurking, a little lost, still hurts if I sit up too long, or sit down, or lay back, or lay down, stoopid surgery, whose bright idea was it to go through the FRONT of a person to get to the kidney in the BACK?!? ;P

Edwin raises his eyebrow.

"Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is not much of an improvement. I actually preferred the hairy version. It helped cover the,... you know,..." Edwin gestures vaguely at the nearest creatures' nether regions.

",...The proof of your lack of manhood." He adds with a small but happy smirk.

Did we ever do the second round of acid flask dmg? 1d6 ⇒ 5

"On the other hand, I applaud your sense of sportsmanship. It's not every day that a potentially dangerous opponent makes it easier to defeat him. Bravo!" He says with genuine gratitude, as his whip snakes out to reach for the foes ankle,...

Don't see a map update, move Ed nearer as he can get to his friends AND within reach of a vamp, (leave 5' gap to Vamp if possible) he will now use whip to try and trip, leaving a noce, prone target for his friends to target practice on. :)

CMB/Trip: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27


Human Wizard 6
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Lady Alinya Gurov wrote:


"You there, my man. Yes, you with the sword and all the muscles. How would you like to earn yourself a few gold? I need some temporary protection while my companions are about their business. Can I rely on you for some body guard duties?"

He continues munching on his side of beef as he asks "how much?"

Good thing you're not hiring him for charm school lessons.

"Excellent. 5 gold now, same again if I'm unharmed in three hours time."

Let me know if that's an insultingly low offer and I'll revise it - I'm not sure what hired muscle goes for in Ustalav, but Alinya would have a much better idea than me. She's looking to offer about a week's income for a common guard or lowly mercenary.


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

You go, girl! It's so fun to see your creative process at work.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Hello,
I'm having a day of much drama at home.
I'll check you guys out tomorrow maybe.


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Take care, Heathy!


Easy Heathy!

Take care, we'll be here,...


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Ed moves up behind Rholf, and trips "V2" with his whip.


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That leaves Rholf up to bat.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Lady Alinya Gurov wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Lady Alinya Gurov wrote:


"You there, my man. Yes, you with the sword and all the muscles. How would you like to earn yourself a few gold? I need some temporary protection while my companions are about their business. Can I rely on you for some body guard duties?"

He continues munching on his side of beef as he asks "how much?"

Good thing you're not hiring him for charm school lessons.

"Excellent. 5 gold now, same again if I'm unharmed in three hours time."

Let me know if that's an insultingly low offer and I'll revise it - I'm not sure what hired muscle goes for in Ustalav, but Alinya would have a much better idea than me. She's looking to offer about a week's income for a common guard or lowly mercenary.

He's worth 50.

"I'll take 100," he says.


M Human Cleric / 6

Rholf will gladly take the healing, and channel positive energy once again (Remembering the +2 to DC to withstand effects because of Improved Channel.).

Channel positive energy: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 2) = 12

Healing from Larissa: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

self spoiler:

Spoiler:
rat 1 destroyed, rat 2 at 16 damage, rat 3 destroyed.
rat 4 at max.

Rholf destroys the burning vampire spawn "V3," and it turns to mist and heads for the crates.

V4 comes up and hits Rholf; 5 damage and one negative level unless dc 14 wil save.

V2 turns into a bat and flaps up 5 feet in the air.

Group's attack!!!


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Leik will throw another alchemist fire!
1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 12 - 1 = 18
1d6 ⇒ 5

previous burned one, if still alive
1d6 ⇒ 3


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Spoiler

Spoiler:
rat 1 destroyed, rat 2 at 16 damage, rat 3 destroyed.
rat 4 at 5 in damage.

Leik hits Rholf's foe V4. It's on fire now.

The previous burning one got smoked.


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Larissa, still glowing brightly, flexes her claws, steps toward the creature attacking Rholf, and tries to tear off a piece or two.

5' step to adjacent to the vampire and full attack with both claws.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Positive Energy Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Positive Energy Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

2 rounds used, available to heal again, Rholf!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Attack two hits; the first one misses.....It shrieks in pain and smokes from the wound from the good vibrations.

Spoiler:
rat 1 destroyed, rat 2 at 16 damage, rat 3 destroyed.
rat 4 at 12 in damage.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzzah!!!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Edwin and Rholfy are up.


M Human Cleric / 6

Will save: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

Healing from Larissa: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Rholf channels again: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 5) = 14


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

spoiler

Spoiler:
rat 1 destroyed, rat 2 at 23 damage, rat 3 destroyed.
rat 4 at 19 in damage.

They both take a blast again. They're still in the fight, but fading fast.

Edwin!


Human Wizard 6

"One hundred gold it is," Alinya says, slowly counting out 10 large polished platinum pieces. "With, of course, the same again if I remain unharmed, unkidnapped, and otherwise entirely happy with your service. Now, attend."

Alinya turns and moves towards the tavern door, allowing her new sellsword time to gather his necessaries and follow. Once out of the door with backup she listens again for the telltale sounds of stealthy combat n the streets of Lepistadt.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He finishes eating, and follows her, holding a jug of wine.

There's an alley to the right, and the ting ting sound of blades comes from there.


Darn shape-shifters, avoiding my carefully plotted AoO's! :(

Edwin snaps his whip at the bat hovering above, aiming for it's wing,...

'trip' attempt on bat, my justification is if I can snag it's wing, it shouldn't be able to fly too well. :)

Trip/snag wing attempt: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

"Stoopid undead. Always did drive me batty." Edwin smirks.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

map for Alinya

it's kinda simple


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Edwin Drood wrote:

Darn shape-shifters, avoiding my carefully plotted AoO's! :(

Edwin snaps his whip at the bat hovering above, aiming for it's wing,...

'trip' attempt on bat, my justification is if I can snag it's wing, it shouldn't be able to fly too well. :)

Trip/snag wing attempt: 1d20+7

"Stoopid undead. Always did drive me batty." Edwin smirks.

lol

He hits the bat in the air, and knocks it back on the ground.

It takes flight again, and Rholf is missed by the other one......

Groups' attack...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

back in an hour or two


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Larissa continues to assault the vampire on the ground.

Full attack with both claws.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Positive Energy Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Positive Energy Damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

3 rounds used, available to heal again, Rholf!


Human Wizard 6

"One moment."

Alinya pauses to let her eyes adjust to the gloom. She takes full advantage of the time, and whispers arcane words. Her hands move in a graceful gesture and a dark nimbus of protective sorcery settles over her form then disappears.

Cast mage armor.

Protected, her mind turns to offense. She utters another sharp, unnaturally guttural, polysyllabic word and a faintly glowing skeletal hand apparates above her left shoulder.

"Follow me."

Cast spectral hand. Move to Q5 and sneak a look round the corner.


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Larissa Brightfoot wrote:

Larissa continues to assault the vampire on the ground.

Full attack with both claws.

[dice=Attack]1d20 + 5
[dice=Positive Energy Damage]1d6 + 5

[dice=Attack]1d20 + 5
[dice=Positive Energy Damage]1d6 + 5

3 rounds used, available to heal again, Rholf!

She misses both times.......

Edwin, Rholf and Leik.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Lady Alinya Gurov wrote:

"One moment."

Alinya pauses to let her eyes adjust to the gloom. She takes full advantage of the time, and whispers arcane words. Her hands move in a graceful gesture and a dark nimbus of protective sorcery settles over her form then disappears.

Cast mage armor.

Protected, her mind turns to offense. She utters another sharp, unnaturally guttural, polysyllabic word and a faintly glowing skeletal hand apparates above her left shoulder.

"Follow me."

Cast spectral hand. Move to Q5 and sneak a look round the corner.

She sees two men, duelling with rapiers, the red "r's."

He follows, pulling his falchion, and swigging wine.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzah!!!!!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzzzzah!


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goik


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Leik moves down two squares and chucks another alchemist fire at v4

1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 12 - 1 = 23
1d6 ⇒ 6

1d6 ⇒ 1 vs the previous burning one, if necessary


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Leik takes out v4.....just the one in bat form that Edwin whipped out of the air left.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

spoiler

Spoiler:
rat 1 destroyed, rat 2 at 23 damage, rat 3 destroyed.
rat 4 destroyed.


Human Wizard 6
Edwin Drood wrote:


"Stoopid undead. Always did drive me batty." Edwin smirks.

For some inscrutable reason Alinya, far away, feels a warm glow of appreciation for Edwin.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
She sees two men, duelling with rapiers, the red "r's."

Alinya steps boldly round the corner and calls out, "Just what do you think you're doing? There are innocent people trying to study the arcane underpinnings of life and death, and her you are making all this commotion. Not. Acceptable." The diminutive wizard glares fiercely at the combatants.

Step to R6. Ready action to cast blindness/deafness if either of the ruffians moves towards her.


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The swordman trundles forward.

"Aye. You lot piss off."

The swordsmen stop, bow to eachother, and face the two newcomers.

"Thith ith totally dithwethpectfulll!"
one of them says with a lisp.

He has the largest incisors you've ever seen on a human.

"I agwee!" says the other buck toothed varment.

"What'th it going to be little mithy?"

says the first.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

nitey nite!


Human Wizard 6
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"What'th it going to be little mithy?" says the first.

Alinya, the soul of restraint, does not stamp her foot in exasperation.

"I have told you what will be. You will apologize, cease your foolish noise, and depart the vicinity of my studies at once. And then we'll say no more about this unseemly display."

What are these things? Are they particularly dangerous? Are they alive, or undead beings of the death and decay?
Kn (dungeoneering): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Kn (nature): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Kn (religion): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23


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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

The swordman trundles forward.

"Aye. You lot piss off."

The swordsmen stop, bow to eachother, and face the two newcomers.

"Thith ith totally dithwethpectfulll!"
one of them says with a lisp.

He has the largest incisors you've ever seen on a human.

"I agwee!" says the other buck toothed varment.

"What'th it going to be little mithy?"

says the first.

BAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That, sir, is AWETHOME!!!


Lol! Go Get'em Alinya! ;)

Edwin, feeling smugly superior to the bat-varmint once again laying on the floor, snaps his whip to try and snip the wings of the deceptively dangerous little vampire bat.

Magic Bladed whip +1 ATT! 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 111d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Ugh, any chance of getting a bonus for it laying on the ground? ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Lady Alinya Gurov wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"What'th it going to be little mithy?" says the first.

Alinya, the soul of restraint, does not stamp her foot in exasperation.

"I have told you what will be. You will apologize, cease your foolish noise, and depart the vicinity of my studies at once. And then we'll say no more about this unseemly display."

What are these things? Are they particularly dangerous? Are they alive, or undead beings of the death and decay?
Kn (dungeoneering): 1d20+8
Kn (nature): 1d20+8
Kn (religion): 1d20+12

They're perfectly alive. They're human enough, but their incisors are huge.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Edwin Drood wrote:

Lol! Go Get'em Alinya! ;)

Edwin, feeling smugly superior to the bat-varmint once again laying on the floor, snaps his whip to try and snip the wings of the deceptively dangerous little vampire bat.

Magic Bladed whip +1 ATT! 1d20+7; 1d4+1

Ugh, any chance of getting a bonus for it laying on the ground? ;P

Edwin tangles it, prone, with his whip on the ground.

Rholfy....


M Human Cleric / 6

In no mood for further surprises, and clearly feeling the terrible physical effects of tangling with these undead menaces, Rholf takes no chances with a physical attack, instead choosing to go with a more proven tactic...

Channel: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 3) = 9


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Rholfy's last burst of positivity is too much for the thing.....it turns to mist and flows towards the crates.

End of combat.

1200 exp each.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

"Should we burn those crates? The evil mist went there. I still feel sick."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

What, no serenade? No fire brigade?


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Knowledge (Religion): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

Is that sufficient to realize they are not destroyed? And how to finish the job?


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
What, no serenade? No fire brigade?

Edwin clears his throat, and begins a rousing rendition of 'Ode to the Death of an Undead', A teaching yarn that depicts vampires and their ilk as pathetic monsters at best, easily defeated by those pure of heart, and bearing holy water and wooden stakes.

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