Kingdom Name: Taur-im-Duinath
Company Name: The Order of the Unquenchable Fire
Accepted Races: Elf, Half-elf and Elf Friends
Greetings, I am BartucTheBloody and I would like to announce the Order of the Unquenchable Fire.
We are a Chaotic Good elven chartered company that is part of the Taur-im-Duinath Elven Kingdom. We are currently recruiting individuals who are interested in helping establish an elven kingdom. The Order of the Unquenchable Fire is a paramilitary organization dedicated to more clandestine pursuits. The Order pays homage to the lady in the room, our Goddess Calistria. Calistria is the Goddess of trickery, lust and revenge. The order's main focus will be exploring, patrolling, spying, assassination, and paramilitary activities. We will be the clandestine arm of the Elven kingdom of Taur-im-Duinath(Think the Blades from The Elder Scrolls Series but darker and elven). The order will also be the most likely company to accept Elf-Friends as we are always recruiting spies and agents. We are currently looking for top agents to help structure the organization and establish rules/practices.
The Taur-im-Duinath Elven kingdom will be dedicated to establishing an elf kingdom in the Riverlands and re-establishing elf culture. Each chartered company within the kingdom will get a vote on major decisions. If you are interested in joining the Order of the Unquenchable Fire or joining the elven kingdom in General contact sfrances@murraystate.edu. The kingdom of Taur-im-Duinath is also looking to absorb like minded companies and nature /eleven themed companies into our alliance.
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Thank you for your warm welcome. I much prefer the moonlight to a big hole in the ground!
Thanks for adding us Nihimon.
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IC: Elf culture? You mean like nancying around colorful poles and frolicking in the moonlight? Argh! It's enough to make my dwarven beard curl!
You are absolutely right Master Dwarf, I confirm you that Elf Culture is essentially dancing around colorful poles. And obviously it is not our kind who poisoned those poachers and subsequently burned their outpost. This is surely the work of some bandits trying to frame my people, only they were not aware of our refined manners an frail nature incapable of such gruesome acts.
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IC: Elf culture? You mean like nancying around colorful poles and frolicking in the moonlight? Argh! It's enough to make my dwarven beard curl!You are absolutely right Master Dwarf, I confirm you that Elf Culture is essentially dancing around colorful poles. And obviously it is not our kind who poisoned those poachers and subsequently burned their outpost. This is surely the work of some bandits trying to frame my people, only they were not aware of our refined manners an frail nature incapable of such gruesome acts.
Exactly! And if you ever need contracts so a fine Dwarf can meet out justice on your frail behalf, have a messenger o' yours prance on over and let me know, I'm savin' up for a new axe!
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Exactly! And if you ever need contracts so a fine Dwarf can meet out justice on your frail behalf, have a messenger o' yours prance on over and let me know, I'm savin' up for a new axe!IC: Elf culture? You mean like nancying around colorful poles and frolicking in the moonlight? Argh! It's enough to make my dwarven beard curl!You are absolutely right Master Dwarf, I confirm you that Elf Culture is essentially dancing around colorful poles. And obviously it is not our kind who poisoned those poachers and subsequently burned their outpost. This is surely the work of some bandits trying to frame my people, only they were not aware of our refined manners an frail nature incapable of such gruesome acts.
Saving up is right! I bet that Axe is twice your size!
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Nine members? Whoa. That's not bad for a bunch of pointy-eared frolicking little woodnymphmen who wear frilly pink mandresses...
The dresses are designed for your women to have easy access to our Elven mandress parts.
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Good thing, too. They're hard to find otherwise.
Oh, that's my KCometer. Whenever I take a step towards reaching my ideal state of "Classic KC", it gives a little ding.
Good thing, too. They're hard to find otherwise.
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They aren't too hard to find they look like your very phallic Kobold face.
I tortured and killed elves.
I also killed humans, orcs, demons, angels, and most other things besides.Then I had tea and scones for breakfast :D
Keep your treachery out of Elven lands Zael!
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I tortured and killed elves.
I also killed humans, orcs, demons, angels, and most other things besides.Then I had tea and scones for breakfast :D
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Nine members? Whoa. That's not bad for a bunch of pointy-eared frolicking little woodnymphmen who wear frilly pink mandresses...
LOl, maybe best scene of the trilogy.
Probably because it's the only scene where Gimli gets the best of Orlando Bloom. ;)
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I think it's fairly obvious that Gimli, and the dwarves, have played this game with the humans before. In order to get revenge for the dwarves undefeated winning streak, they provided nancy elven wine to the Elf to stack the deck.
That's a nice Lore clash between Middle Earth (where Elves cannot be intoxicated short of very potent stuff) vs Golarion (where Dwarves get on average 4 points more CON than Elves and have a bonus against poison).
And whatever the setting, wine is always more potent than beer when it comes to alcohol, but of course Elves drink it in little amount and fine glassware, not whole casks and huge mugs like Dwarves seems to enjoy. In all objectivity most Elves would always concede to a Dwarf in such a competition, but would certainly challenge them in a tasting bout :)
Also, I wonder if GW have planned a debuff for drinking too much...
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@Zael
Just be aware that Rebellions already got a hefty price hike due to the danger involved, and the possibility of getting caught and starting a war. While these are perfectly acceptable outcomes to me, since they both lead to combat, I've been advised the cost of the wear and tear of the potential combat be accommodated.
So while a potential discount for marketing would absolutely be something put on the table, how 'much' of a discount would be a possible point of contention.
But to prevent derailing the thread...
Warstein Ale would like to promote the Order of Unquenchable Fire! Warsteins for generations have used our fine ale to keep our bellows stoked, powering us through hundreds of years of Mercenary work. The Order of Unquenchable Fire seems to be something similar, only for elves!
If your an elf who can't handle Warstein Ale, consider this Company today!
((No ill intent, just Joshin' the Elves!))
@Zael
Just be aware that Rebellions already got a hefty price hike due to the danger involved, and the possibility of getting caught and starting a war. While these are perfectly acceptable outcomes to me, since they both lead to combat, I've been advised the cost of the wear and tear of the potential combat be accommodated.
So while a potential discount for marketing would absolutely be something put on the table, how 'much' of a discount would be a possible point of contention.
But to prevent derailing the thread...
Warstein Ale would like to promote the Order of Unquenchable Fire! Warsteins for generations have used our fine ale to keep our bellows stoked, powering us through hundreds of years of Mercenary work. The Order of Unquenchable Fire seems to be something similar, only for elves!
If your an elf who can't handle Warstein Ale, consider this Company today!
((No ill intent, just Joshin' the Elves!))
Don't mock the lady in the room dwarf. You may find your may find yourself plagued by wasps and impotent! And we wouldn't want to disappoint all those bearded ladies would we?
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Actually, my wife's a Human, and I have yet to get her to try and grow a beard. But that's fine, just means she get's cold more often and needs a snuggle. You know how those clerics of Abadar are, they can go pretty cold at times.
That's when you need to give her some of that Unquenchable Fire ;)
We are actively seeking stealthy, hedonistic mercurial elves to help build the Order of the Unquenchable fire. Join now and honor our lady Calistria while protecting Elven civilization and culture! We are looking for Elves, Half-Elves and Elf-friends who will do what needs to be done to protect our Elven kingdom!