Dick Cheney's page

*looks off in the distance as a single tear rolls down his cheek*

*shoots Darth Garfunkel in the face*

If I could get it done wholesale, I wonder how much it would cost to put all of you in FEMA camps?

I tried that. It didn't work in 2006 and it won't now. Thanks for fighting the good fight, Barry.

Who said anything about humorous?

By the way, meatrace, I've been watching you, and you spend too much time in the bathroom.

*tracks Grand Magus's movements using microchip delivered via vaccine*

Almost every time I post with this alias, it gets deleted. I don't know why.

In contrast, I have been known to elicit witty responses from Paizo executives.

"From now on, my crooked grin will be the friendly face of Paizo." Heh heh heh...

Talonhawke wrote:

Does Ryan have the ability to summon an armed Dick Cheny?

Only to an undisclosed location.

Undisclosed location = your mom

Ha! I've still got it!

Dick Cheney wrote:

Vice Presidents these days are pansies.

At least my heart still works properly you evil bastard.

Why haven't we gone hunting together yet?

Vice Presidents these days are pansies.

*wanders into the thread dressed in full hunting gear*

Picking on gnomes is low.

...

Get it?

They're short.

I'm awesome.

Mmm. This thread warms my heart. Or makes it murmur, at any rate.

Dick Cheney wrote:

Vice President HD wrote:

Um, you do know that the VP traditionally gets dibs on a vacated office, right?

And, on an unrelated note, have you ever been deer hunting in South Texas? I have a lease. :-)

This is clearly a trademark violation. You will be getting a cease and desist order from my attorney.

Pfft. I don't argue with my clones. Shouldn't you be at the Wal*Mart opening in Sheboygan eating babies?

FIFY.

Loser.

Um, you do know that the VP traditionally gets dibs on a vacated office, right?

And, on an unrelated note, have you ever been deer hunting in South Texas? I have a lease. :-)

This is clearly a trademark violation. You will be getting a cease and desist order from my attorney.

Go f*$% yourself.

For the record, I won this debate.

Dick Cheney wrote:

What do we get to do with the puppy after someone gives it to us?

In your case? Train him for hunting.

Look, a pheasant!

BLAM!

...

I need a new puppy.

What do we get to do with the puppy after someone gives it to us?

I could be a nemesis.

But don't you just shoot people, Dick?

Sometimes.

Can I be your running mate?

Philosoraptor wrote:

If progress has been made, what is the point of congress today?

Progress has only been made with Crimson Jester, since he suggested a parley, which I have agreed to. However, this is only a temporary solution, and so far no one else has stepped forward. I fear that this impasse may not be able to be resolved, and only a Higher Power can settle this dispute once and for all...

I could start waterboarding people for you.

I'm reminded abruptly of the Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton/Joe Biden meets the Prime Minister of Japan hentai I'd seen...along with the fact that there was a President Obama sex toy within days of winning the election.

Rule 34. NO FREAKIN' EXCEPTIONS.

*looks for Cheney-porn*

To clarify, "In God We Trust" specifically refers to Azathoth: blind idiot god of creation... who is also the creator who endowed us with certain inalienable rights so that we think he's completely alien.

Heh heh heh. Those were the days.

Cheney for President 2010!!!

Lord Fyre wrote:

Ultradan wrote:

Hey gang, just wanted to let out a sigh of discouragement...

I'm at work today, all dressed up as Darth Vader (since it's the last workday before Holloween). I've got the mask, the cape, the gloves, the glowing lightsaber, I'm all dressed in black, and I even got an electronic gizmo that produces Vader's notorious breathing sounds.

Nobody knew what I was dressed-up as. And one person asked me if I was Batman.

I hate the government.

If it helps, I would have asked if you were "Darth Cheney"

Now that would have been funny.

I may have to do that one year. Half darth vader half dick cheney, no light saber but rather a hunting rifle.

Every time you wear that costume I get a royalty check.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Me. you need to get your sights realigned on your rifle.

You tell him! Why, my aim is impeccable!

*aims at pheasant*

It was probably the book I lent him and he never gave back.

Is this the way to the political debate?

I wouldn't worry to much about palin in the upcomeing election everyone. The republicans already have a shoe in for a candidate with that hotty senator. I can't remember his name but he's young, did some modeling and has the whole wife,family,good looks thing going. he can match obama in charisma easily.

Please, you flatter me with all these compliments...

*quietly slips Steven Tindall the promised $20*

You ever get the feeling you've painted a bullseye on your forehead? :P

It makes it easier for me to aim.

*shoots Taig in the face*

Damn!

We all know I'm the lich around here.

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

DM Wellard wrote:

Sarah Palin..and Kim Jong Il

Nancy Pelosi is equally valid for said list.

What, with those EYES? I'd say she tops the list.

Its not just the eyes. The neck skin reminds me of a deep one.

~Shudders~

Dagon's cult has infiltrated our government!

Wait, Nyarl's had walk-in access to the Oval Office for generations, why are we panicking just now?

This one knows too much.

Actually, the pony needs to BE SHOT!!! Get it right.

*shoots Sharoth in the face*

Did I get him?

Dick Cheney wrote:

dmchucky69 wrote:

(along with hackers, identity-thieves, Wall Street Executives and Dick Cheney).

*sheds a single tear*

Hey Dick whose tear did you use?

The tears of the innocents, of course.

(along with hackers, identity-thieves, Wall Street Executives and Dick Cheney).

*sheds a single tear*

Hey, it doesn't filter the word dick.

What's wrong with "dick"?

Supervising writing homework really, really, really sucks. Somebody shoot me now. Please? Pretty please?

*aims*

*shoots Moff in the face*

Damn!

Sissyl wrote:

If a politician gives you a muffin, you can be quite certain you will be the one paying for it.

If any politicians are reading this - I like muffins, and will vote for you if you give me one.

I see an opportunity here...

2012, here I come!

Bitter Thorn wrote:

* I think I'll concede that one.

Remember, we were just a pretzel away from having him as president.

/joking around

;)

Cheney/Voldemort 2012!!!!!

Ducks behind an overturned car and draws his service pistol. Tries to regain his composure, while talking into his radio.

Dispatch! Please advise the riot squad their assistance is being requested. Batons, shields and CS gas is authorized. We need to keep the disturbance contained to this thread at all costs!

Looks about, scanning for other possible assailants, while keeping an eye on the short red reptile with the large knife.

You do realize you are threadjacking right now, right? We were having a perfectly reasonable discussion until you wandered in and turned it into an episode of The Shield.

Arrest yourself, officer.

*shoots Courtfool in the face*

Damn! You got in the way of my shot, poodle! You owe me an apology.

Dick Cheney wrote:

Ooh. New hunting grounds!

*takes aim*

CAW!

CAW CAW!

*looks around for any other old men who might be in the way of his shot*

Ooh. New hunting grounds!

*takes aim*

Heathansson wrote:

Sebastian kicked my ass in a dream and then [I] woke up and apologized [to him].

That didn't make any sense without the appropriate nouns, so I added them in for you.

Heh heh heh.

I like your style.

1. Jessica Simpson

2. Paris Hilton
3. Carrot top (dude just scares me)
4. Megan Fox
5. Dick* Cheney (dude *really* scares me)

With the exception of Dick, there is no one "political" on my list because I honestly curious about some of them, especially in the sincerety departmnet. For example, I'm pretty sure Rush Limbaugh says a good part of what he does just to stir up controversy and keep his ratings high; I doubt he actually believes some of it. So on some level I'd like to meet him and see.

*Most...appropriate...name...EVER.

My deathsquads are on their way.

Sorry, couldn't pass up an opportunity for a Cheney joke...

Is this the point where I make a joke about waterboarding?

Meh. Tasteful jokes are hard.

Oh good he's gone.. he was kinda creepy don't you think.. wait, Dick Cheney.. didn't you shoot someone?

Is that all I'm ever going to be remembered for?