Dear JJ:

Bah. Only James Jacob can answer my earthshaking questions.

Dear Ask A Sho-, er, James Jacob:

Can you identify the source of >>THIS<< Smell? Your screen is scratch and sniff right?

If you had a million dollars what would you buy?

White, wheat, or raisin, hon?

snaps gum

White, wheat, or raisin, hon?

snaps gum

Qarter cheez plate, scattered-smothered-covered, pull one cheese steak, drop two eggs

How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

3 is not the right answer.

Dear JJ:

Waffles? Or Pancakes?

What do you call a halfling that mates with a human?

What about a gnome?

Are there Dwelfs in Golarion?

Muls?

If a human can mate with an Orc and an Elf can a player play a half human 1/4 Elf or 1/4 Orc??

wHY HELIOCENTRIC?

wHY NOT the turtle of enormous girth upon which its shell it holds the earth??

What happens if a manticore and a human female get that special feeling for each other?

Sir, the possibility of James Jacobs successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1!

Handy for a Tenner?

JJ: Light - particle or wave?

Dear JJ:

** spoiler omitted **

The sky is probably blue because of something you did. ;-P

Dear Ask A Sho-, er, James Jacob:

** spoiler omitted **

I buried you in the cold, cold ground because I didn't want the warm ground to make your delightful flesh rot away too quickly. One must preserve beauty, after all.

Can you identify the source of >>THIS<< Smell? Your screen is scratch and sniff right?

It's tough, but I suspect it's probably lotus pollen harvested from the southernmost slopes of Mount Voormithadreth just before the fourth uprising of the weeping dead.

If you had a million dollars what would you buy?

One sixth of Steve Austin. Then I'd Ebay that back to him for a profit.

How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

3 is not the right answer.

Not enough information. Human tongue or froghemoth tongue?

Dear JJ:

Waffles? Or Pancakes?

Pancakes. Waffles vex me by capturing the butter and creating an uneven spread of dairy product across the surface.

** spoiler omitted **

If a woodchuck could Chuck Norris, he'd be the star of the Internet. He's not, so the answer is obviously zero. (BUT! That's a METRIC zero, so you have to convert.)

Is there anything that cannot be blamed on Cosmo?

Billie Piper?

What do you call a halfling that mates with a human?

Stretch.

What about a gnome?

Reverse jailbait.

Are there Dwelfs in Golarion?

Nope. Elves are too awesome and dwarves too drunk to ever get together.

Muls?

There were once upon a time, but then Litigiouthrax, demon lord of Intellectual Property, brought them all back home to Athas.

If a human can mate with an Orc and an Elf can a player play a half human 1/4 Elf or 1/4 Orc??

If you're talking about a huorlf, then yes.

Studpuffin wrote:

Cats or dogs?

Cats.

Cats bury their feces. Dogs eat it.

Cats all the way.

I am impressed with the wisdom handed down at such a late hour, I am disappointed that you are a cat person

wHY HELIOCENTRIC?

wHY NOT the turtle of enormous girth upon which its shell it holds the earth??

Because the turtles below that guy asked us not to. They're kind of annoyed the top dude gets all the press, and we empathize with them. Just because it's turtles all the way down doesn't mean the dude on top should be the star.

Sir, the possibility of James Jacobs successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1!

But there's only a 423 in 29 chance of that.

Handy for a Tenner?

Speak common, you silly goblin!

JJ: Light - particle or wave?

Particle. Waves are made of WATER, not light.

Sheesh. (rolls eyes)

Is there anything that cannot be blamed on Cosmo?

Mustache shortages and missing Netflix discs.

I am impressed with the wisdom handed down at such a late hour, I am disappointed that you are a cat person

I forgive you. (Pets the cat.)

What do the numbers 12, 24, 35, 85, 89, 92, 95, 98, 134, 139 and possibly 112 have in common?

when shall we see the were-rex?

Already taken care of. Click here for revelation.

What do the numbers 12, 24, 35, 85, 89, 92, 95, 98, 134, 139 and possibly 112 have in common?

They all appear in your question.

Come ON folks! Ask me some HARD questions!

Dear James Jacobs,

I like doing magic and stabbing people, but I am rubbish at performing and am not in any respect wise. What should I do with my life? Is there a full spell progression in my future?

Regards,
Gary

Who

Where

Studpuffin wrote:

Cats or dogs?

Cats.

Cats bury their feces. Dogs eat it.

Cats all the way.

FAIL

You have conveniently forgotten several pertinent fcts:

Cats may not eat feces, but regurgitate many things, including wildlife, on floors. Especially in hallways used at O-dark-30.

Cats bury their feces, and tend to do it in incovenient areas, like a certain troll's vegetable garden.

Dogs are obviously a superior choice for an animal companion.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is the Simpsons still funny?

Do you miss me?

JMD031 wrote:

How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

3 is not the right answer.

Not enough information. Human tongue or froghemoth tongue?

I'll take either answer. And please hurry, the situation is growing dire.

James Jacobs wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Cats or dogs?

Cats.

Cats bury their feces. Dogs eat it.

Cats all the way.

FAIL

You have conveniently forgotten several pertinent fcts:

Cats may not eat feces, but regurgitate many things, including wildlife, on floors. Especially in hallways used at O-dark-30.

Cats bury their feces, and tend to do it in incovenient areas, like a certain troll's vegetable garden.

Dogs are obviously a superior choice for animal consumption.

FTFY {harfs up hairball in Spank's best dress shoes}

And don't blame me for you being so aggressive.

James, as some one who is pro psionics as they are written now, why is it the more I read of the psionic threads the more I think you should just rewrite the rules completely different to annoy all the pro psionics people?

What is the capital of Assyria?

Dear Mr. Jacobs:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Where's Waldo?

If Train A left San Fransico at 9:00 am, and Train B left New York at 4:34 pm, how long would it take a single zombie to convert all of Kansas?

Who would win in a fight to the death, Bill Cosby or Ringo Starr?

Why is soda cheaper than bottled water?

Ale or lager?