I just started playing my first goblin character and I am looking for some suggestions on good songs for him to sing that will annoy his friends and enemies. The goblin song feat says " you sing annoying goblin songs, distracting your foes with silly and repetitive lyrics." My first thought of course was baby shark, which felt like a perfect fit. Then I added "start wearing purple" by Gogol Bordello which has become my goblins anthem. I added coconut by Harry Nilsson but I would like to add a few more repetitive songs to the list in part so the other players don't kill me. Any suggestions?
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Hard as iron,
Sharp as steel,
Stop for no man,
You better beg to kneel!
As I destroy,
Last thing you'll hear me cry,
Is victory,
IS VICTORY!
>>>>>
Don't fall into the stereotype of being a joke. Get hard!
Creative Director
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There's a reason why I sing;
It's because I should be king.
Hear my voice! Heed my tune!
Bow to me or get shanked soon!
I will rule as great kings do
Getting rich from bossing you.
What you cook and what you make?
It's all for me and so I take!
All bow down to goblin king.
A grand new age to you I bring!
So chant my name and sing my praise:
May long I rule! For all the days!
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99 phials of fuel from the haul, 99 phials of fuel
hear that sound? burn it all down!
98 phials of fuel from the haul!
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Take-a-look o' sire
Your market's all on fire
Ashes! Ashes!
All across the town!
The King has sent his daughter
To fetch a pail of water
Ashes! Ashes!
All across the town!
Fire burns the thatches
Pockets full of matches
Ashes! Ashes!
All across the town!
etc
Also... Banana phone.
I'm disturbed by the lack of pickle related songs here.
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All drink, no pay
When you sneak the kegs away
Clumsy longshanks topple hard
Guitar strings strangle noisy bard
Snatch the treasure, reap the spoils
Of stupid dwarf and halfling toils
Burn the doggies, horsies too
Boil what's left into a stew
Eat a pickle, stab an elf
Goblins' lifestyle is top shelf!
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In the briney bog we creep,
Where the pickle spirits sleep,
Crunchy green and sour delight,
We steal 'em in the dead of night!
Pickle greed! Pickle need!
Gimme that jar, or I’ll make ya bleed!
Vinegar dreams and garlic screams,
We munch 'til our teeth turn green!
Goblin cursed by cucumber spell,
Fermented deep in dungeon well,
Snap! Crack! A juicy bite,
We dance in brine 'til morning light!
No bread, no meat, no stew for me,
Just pickles wild and goblin-y!
We hoard 'em high, we guard our stash,
One wrong move and we'll stab your ass!
Pickle greed! Pickle speed!
We ride on rats to fill our need!
Sour power, goblin hour,
Pickles rule, and humans cower!
You can also look at personalizing a short verse (or two) specifically for the character. Old thread from 2011.