Numbered so the results of a vending machine can be generated. Also a Rod of Serling. Ironic comments should be numbered.
1:I did a search to see if this already exists, and it gave hundreds of occurrences of the word iron.
2:10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
3:An ancient non dragon character seeking something that will make them younger instead achieves immortality, at their current age.
4.Heavy rain on an outdoor wedding.
5.The bus is giving free rides, but you just bought tokens for the entire party(including mounts and animal companions).
6. Good advice you just didn't take.
7. You spend an hour composing the perfect post, but someone ninjad it word for word.
9: Composing a song titled "Ironic", but none of the situations you describe (save one) being examples of irony.
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10: Bicycling to the hospital to receive treatment for severe diabetes, only to be run over on the way...by the insulin van.
11: While serving on the front lines of a war, a friendly supply plane drops its payload of food/medicine/ammunition/morale-boosting goodies/etc...directly on YOU, killing you instantly.
12: You live your life afraid of flying and falling, then you are teleported up into the sky by a trap, malfunction, or something.
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12α: You live your life afraid of flying and falling, so you move to the deepest caverns of the Underdark...where an epic Drow Lich subjects you to the Nailed to the Sky spell.
12b: The feather fall spell or item you acquired kicks you out into space.
13: You identify as a different race, you go through 10 painful operations, only to get run down by a white male fascist.
IRON RICK wrestled poodles - and won!
IRON RICK did a triple somersault and pike down the Tarrasque's throat, then made balloon animals out of its large intestine.
IRON RICK broke a Milky Bar nearly in half with her bare hands.
There are many more stupendous feats to be named in IRON RICK's list.
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IRON RICK wrestled poodles - and won!
IRON RICK did a triple somersault and pike down the Tarrasque's throat, then made balloon animals out of its large intestine.
IRON RICK broke a Milky Bar nearly in half with her bare hands.There are many more stupendous feats to be named in IRON RICK's list.
I find that very ironic. He created a whole new account just for a one shot attempt at trolling.
15: A french vintner complained that he was running out of bottles, probably while standing on a private beach made of sand.
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15: A french vintner complained that he was running out of bottles, probably while standing on a private beach made of sand.
16. Countries in the Arabian Peninsula are spending billions on importing sand from elsewhere.
16α: The best literary analogy for the above would be that famous line from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", about the ocean.
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17. You are the lead singer in the blackest and most Satanical Black Metal band in existance, and you find out that , unbeknownst to you, your latest record plays the 'Veggie Tales' theme when run backwards.
19. I looked up irony in the dictionary. It's the least likely outcome or event. My posting that all the previous examples are accurate examples of irony is the least likely post on these boards. So that's very ironic.
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