So the Sorcerer in my group took leadership and got a Blue Kolbold who is a Dragon Herald Bard. Because of this I get to make titles little Kibbo would use to introduce the group with, primarily to shame them with. I need some dramatic titles. Silly is more than welcome!
Forgive the wall of text but I have a rather large group because I am insane. And there is a fair bit of flexible rules in my game.
In the group I have the Sorcerer with the Linnorm bloodline. She is the one who took the leadership feat. This character is rather greedy and arrogant. He behavior is rather dragon like, a mix She loves ice magic and blast spells.
There is her husband a Magus who is a blacksmith and a crafter. He is quiet and calm man. Who has the worse luck in combat and fails most saves. He is the tank and consistent frontliner.
Another Sorcerer with the Arcane bloodline. He is the adopted child of the two listed above. Very sarcastic and Kibbo does not like him, at all. Illusion magic based with some environmental control spells.
A really old Dwarf Wizard who fails in combat alot and likes to summon things. He tends to do some random things like yell "Guy's I hope you have your murder boners ready!" He also tends to forget he has magic, he is a bad wizard.
A half-orc druid. He is a big talker and very focused on starting a grove of his own. He has a warg named Fluffy who is rather like a mother to him. Fluffy is very mellow and more than willing to scare people if she thinks it is funny.
A Cleric of Gozrah who is the love interest of the half orc druid. She is very quiet and kind. She is only ranged and a healer.
A cleric if Sarenrae. He thinks he is a being of fire and is rather obsessed with fire. He is very helpful to all the party members even when they do not need his help. Kibbo does not like him because his mistress does not like Sarenrae. He is also a little dumb. The party ran into a Green Dragon they knew, but she was in the form of a half elf. He is a smoker, this oddly matters. He asked her is it was true that dragons fire brings out the flavor. He was surprised when the dragon lady spit acid on the cigar, ruining that and badly damaging his hand. Then he asked about the different kinds of breath weapons dragons have and how it affects their food. This is because she says yes it does bring out the flavor.
A gnome ranger named Vagi, the name makes people laugh. He lynx is named Mooch. Vagi is ranged and very quiet and shy. But she steals all the kills.She loves to travel and happened to have had a nice bow at one point but she snapped it in half mid combat due to some bad rolls. Mooch is a shameless ham with a deep love for belly rubs. He had the first title which is Acid Belly. That was earned by him nearly dying fighting some ankhegs.
- Lady Chain-sword the Misguided
- Sir Hammerhead Dies-a-lot
- He-Who-Shall-Not-be-Trusted, Egg-Eater
- Stewie McStewpot, Esq.
- Lord Blabbermouth, servant of Fluffy, Groomer of Coat and Provider of the Munchies
- Dame Out-to-Know-Better
- Lord Sun-to-Dye
- Mooch Acid Belly the Great and Powerful plus one
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The half-orc whose warg acts like his mother will naturally be 'Puppy'. The cleric of Gozreh may be 'Nature's Boredom'.
The arcane sorcerer who likes illusions is of course 'The Fake Wizard'. The dwarf can be 'The Broke Wizard', and the sorceress 'The Snake Wizard' if the titles apply to your own character too. Getting people's classes wrong can annoy them mightily.
The cleric of Sarenrae gets to be 'Beef Jerky' based on that history. Vagi could be 'The Poacher', or 'Poacher of Kills' in full.
That leaves the magus. 'Dead Man Walking'?
- Mistress of the very cold coin purse
- Keeper of the very dented Armour
- stinky tricky lying bastard *ahem* I mean Sneak.
- Sometimes a wizard
- Talkie Talkie pet man
- Wall flower
- Smocky sometimes burnie man
- Mass murdering midget
I'll give a couple for each:
-Cold Hard Cash (or Cold Gold or Cold Coin, although Chromatic Dragon already suggested that last one), Blue Tooth, Lumber-Linnorm, Fafnir's Fraud, The Chilling Gilder
-(Un)Breakable Maker, The Dented Sentinel, Fire-Cracking-Under-The-Pressure, Silent Spellsword
-Bratwurst The Worst Brat, Hide-and-Go-Seek-and-Destroy, Child of Magus and Monster, Surrounds-and-Surrounded-by-Family, Dinner (Kibbo)
-I-Cast-Fist, Psuedo-Sage, The Brainless Berserker, Wizaaagh, "I don't need to think, I can summon people for that"
-Flaunting Fangs, The Father of the Glade, Mouthy-Maw, Bitebringer, Ravager the Braggart and Fluffy the Eviscerator
-Trusted Tempest, Nice Gal(e), The Wilder's Wife, The Calm of the Storm, Zephyr-Sniper
-Dimmolator, Dawnflower's Dummy, The Smothering Pyre, Smaragdine Smoker, That Frigging Vape Scalie
-Na, Instant Garrote, The Never-Seen, Small-Queen-Upon-Large-Bodies, Headhunting Bellybuddy
Brilliant! Thank you all. I have pilfered many of these. They will love these. Please wonderful people of the message boards keep them coming.
Bumping this again with no shame!