What is the Most Useless Profession?

[Evil Ernie]

Prompted by the thread about "Most Useful Profession" I was wondering about the craziest, stupidest, wildest profession you actually have on a character.

Mine is "Mystery Shopper" on an Exchange member.

[DJ Cheezy-Churl]

Profession: Juggalo.

Probably meant to write "juggler" on the character sheet, but sometimes a typo is the better choice.

[Nefreet]

Underwater Basket Weaver?

EDIT: whoops, missed a key word...

Evil Ernie wrote:

I was wondering about the craziest, stupidest, wildest profession you actually have on a character.

[Serisan]

All of them?

[Juda de Kerioth]

damn! just pick any and it will be useless at all...

every profession skill are kind of useless.
I dump both (profession, and Craft) and replace them with the tool proficiency mechanics form 5the.

["Lucious" Lucius Vizinni]

I categorically deny that profession "pimp" is useless. Even though I make more money off of my alchemical cures and tonics, it is not useless.

[Disk Elemental]

Profession(Starship Captain)

[BigNorseWolf]

Geneologist (on a hermean recruiter)

[J. Wilfong]

Profession (cartographer)

[BigNorseWolf]

Every major's profession's terrible

[Jason Wu]

Profession: Mime

-j

[trollbill]

Jason Wu wrote:

Profession: Mime

-j

I have always wanted Paizo to come out with a Mime Archtype for Bards.

[brock, no the other one...]

DJ Cheezy-Churl wrote:

Profession: Juggalo.

Probably meant to write "juggler" on the character sheet, but sometimes a typo is the better choice.

Ah yes, that time I misread 'courtesan' as 'courtier' when creating a character in a hurry for Council of Thieves and thought someone experienced with dealing with nobility would be useful. The next year playing a male gnome of loose morals was actually quite enjoyable!

[J. Wilfong]

Perform (80's Billy Joel)