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Aberzombie wrote:Man shocked to discover source of headaches for 5 months is pair of chopsticks inside his skullI swear, I've seen this before somewhere...
Hey! I'm watching you...

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Iranian man breaks his own record with 88 spoons balanced on his body
Ironically, all he needed was a knife.

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Yuletide owl found roosting in Kentucky family's Christmas tree
Poor screech owl
"Awww look at the baby owl!"
Screech owl "I"M TWENTY EIGHT!!!"

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I don’t normally do two Weird News Stories in one day, but it’s worth breaking that routine just to share this article, and it’s embedded Volkswagen commercial featuring test footage from Hammer Horror’s proposed King Kong remake……
Kaiju History: Hammer Films Almost Added ‘King Kong’ To Their List Of Prestigious Remakes

Grand Magus |

Aberzombie wrote:Man shocked to discover source of headaches for 5 months is pair of chopsticks inside his skullI swear, I've seen this before somewhere...
Yay. It is called Cognitive Warfare. It didn't really happen.

quibblemuch |

Oregon police find reported hand grenade was a dog poop bag dispenser
Somewhere a very surprised dog owner is about to clean up… with extreme prejudice.

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Monkey escapes sanctuary in Ireland to look for love
The worst part about being a relentless pedant is that I *want* to make a "O'Rangutan/Irish monkey" joke, but I can't do it because orangutans are apes not monkeys.

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Beaver blamed for Texas road washing away in the rain
DAMN YOU JERRY MATHERS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLL!