Goblinworks Executive Founder
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On the 27th Day of Gozran, AR 4715, General Vrel Vusoryn of the 4th Battle Guard - River Kingdoms, declared Reckoning on any Ogres found in the southern Echo Woods.
Shortly afterwards, scouts of the echo woodsmen discovered that the army of ogres was led by an ogre known as Ogg, who shared in the blessing/curse of Pharasma and was apparently resistant to immunity.
And so the call went out for more pikes. Ogg's head is destined to grace all of them, until he gives up his dream of leading the ogres to victory in their siege of the inaccessible Fort Inevitable.
This weekend, everybody is invited to participate in the fall of Ogg the undying near the old university. Rewards will be offered to participants based on escalation completeness. Timing details will be determined by discussion and availability of participants, but are currently estimated to be Saturday from server uptime for about seven hours and Sunday from server uptime until complete.
PFU members and recent graduates are particularly encouraged to participate and get a feel for how to handle escalations. Basic gameplay advice will be offered purely on a time and attention-available basis.
Qui, please modify crafting planner to include pikes.
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There are some pretty big pikes in some of the rivers here. Tasty, but the big'uns may think you are too. Takes a clever fisherman to catch'em too.
But.. stuffed pike with ogre head? That sounds just yucky. Or did you mean to serve it back to Ogg as tribute, or as a plot to slowly civilize him?
"Here Oggsy, try eating yourself this much more delicious and refined way. Oh, and there is more of this delicious stuff way over in this opposite direction from where you are taking your army now..."
Could work, mebbe.
Anyone who helps wipe out ogg is volunteering to wipe him out if he spawns near the new university commons. We moved to the other side of the map to get rid of him and won't be happy if he shows up again.
We shall see in 24 hours or so :)
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Goblinworks Executive Founder
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The bigger they are, the harder they are to fell.
Ogg's heads now adorn five pikes, and the rivers run red with the heart's blood of what once was the core of his army. But his forces were numerous, and the disorganized remnants of Ogg's hubris remain a threat that still must be dealt with.
Thanks to everyone who assisted.