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There are some pretty big pikes in some of the rivers here. Tasty, but the big'uns may think you are too. Takes a clever fisherman to catch'em too.

But.. stuffed pike with ogre head? That sounds just yucky. Or did you mean to serve it back to Ogg as tribute, or as a plot to slowly civilize him?
"Here Oggsy, try eating yourself this much more delicious and refined way. Oh, and there is more of this delicious stuff way over in this opposite direction from where you are taking your army now..."

Could work, mebbe.

189. Check whether they are your own. If they are you can do whatever should probably get them something to eat. Or at least shout for their mother do take care of them.

...a prelude to the full death tech...

"Full death tech" - is that a new style of music?

(or a kill-switch for the server to enable serverwide permadeath?)

silver from nothing?
dang, I can barely to gold from lead!

(but i hear Savage Grace can do gold from steel)

GripGuiness wrote:

Donkey is confused by much that has been said here ... however he wishes to know if a bucket of Emerald liquor might be reserved for his sampling.

Get your donkey off the bucket. A rat just drowned in it - ahem - dissolved in it - and I'm not paying for a new donkey if the spirit kills the stupid beast.

But if you manage to completely dissolve the donkey, there won't be any evidence.

By the way.. can I taste the dissolved rat spirits? I think it could be a big seller.

Huh?

You wanna turn shiny gold into iron? Silly humens...