Empire of Xeilias territory

[Gol Guurzak]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The EoX has established our borders, shown on the following map, for resource, escalation, and holding claims. We consider anyone harvesting resources, attacking escalations, or establishing holdings to be hostile, unless given prior permission from EoX leadership. Any non-hostile individuals are free to travel our land, trade, buy/sell at auction houses, as well as bank.

Territory map

You may contact any of the following people for more information about the above statement:

Kobold Cleaver - Agent Provocateur
Barack Obama - POTUS
Bill S. Preston - Esquire
Jessica Rabbit - Pattycake Expert
Andius - Bitter, Bitter Man
Neil deGrasse Tyson - Astrophysicist
Ryan Dancey - Goblinworks CEO

The above post is purely parodic and was made solely for purposes of amusing myself.

[Capitalocracy]

Heheh... I was wondering when this was coming.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

You missed a spot....

[Saiph]

You are easily amused :)

[Kakafika]

I lol'd

[Tuoweit]

Andius mentioned in the same list as Barack Obama... I'm sure he'd be proud of this moment.

[Savage Grace]

They're all pikers compared to Doctor Tyson.

[Black Moria]

You guys kill me .... figuratively and literally. ;)

[Al Smithy]

How can Andius remain objective while part of your council of contacts? Wasn't he the leader of TEO before it got stolen from him? With that kind of angst I doubt he would be very impartial.

[Kadere]

Al Smithy wrote:

How can Andius remain objective while part of your council of contacts? Wasn't he the leader of TEO before it got stolen from him? With that kind of angst I doubt he would be very impartial.

Let's play a game of 'did he miss the parody or is he just playing it straight?'

[Al Smithy]

You get one guess, and one guess only.

[sspitfire1]

Since EoX owns the whole map, can I haz Blackfeather Keep? Pretty please with a zombie kitten on top?

[Gol Guurzak]

Al Smithy wrote:

You get one guess, and one guess only.

The part of Al Smithy is now played by Sean Connery in a Russian uniform.

[Al Smithy]

Quote:

Since EoX owns the whole map, can I haz Blackfeather Keep? Pretty please with a zombie kitten on top?

No. I don't think you've yet sufficiently harassed the real owner into submission. Maybe try buying him off, he might respond to honey better than vinegar.

Quote:

The part of Al Smithy is now played by Sean Connery in a Russian uniform.

No way! My part shall be played by Chevy Chase in a Russian uniform a la "Spies Like Us".

[Nihimon]

Al Smithy wrote:

No way! My part shall be played by Chevy Chase in a Russian uniform a la "Spies Like Us".

I'd've guessed Doug Bradley a la Hellraiser: Bloodline.

[Neadenil Edam]

Surely you actually meant to claim this area.

[Gol Tink]

Neadenil knows whats up.

[GripGuiness]

Gol Guurzak wrote:

Al Smithy wrote:

You get one guess, and one guess only.

The part of Al Smithy is now played by Sean Connery in a Russian uniform.

Clearly you meant to say Bill Murray in "Stripes"

"Golgothaaaaaaaan Training Sir!"

[Quijenoth]

[Slopes off somewhere quiet to "train" with the pattycake expert!]

"Curses! I got the XP but you won't train me past level 4? What sort of cartoon operation is this!!"

[KOTC Huran]

Ok I got tears in my eyes LMAO to this. Guurzak never stop playing PFO I love the way you think.