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Uhhhh... yeah. Good morning. I trust your garden (or whoever's garden it is) has a pleasant climate?
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Uhhhh... yeah. Good morning. I trust your garden (or whoever's garden it is) has a pleasant climate?
go to bed dad you're drunk
smells like nail polish remover
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[Lurks in the shadows, creepily, watching naked Dingo harvest mangoes.]
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[Lurks in the shadows, creepily, watching naked Dingo harvest mangoes.]
Watch out for the crocs, snakes, spiders, sharks & irukandji.
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Lo, thou!
Yea, thou!
Art thou harvesting mangoes without wearing a brazen Cup or Armoured Loincloth to protect thy Limb and Stones?
It looketh like thou art!
Well, stop it!
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In all honesty, is anyone actually surprised?
[Peeps around a mango tree]
I wonder, what is Dingo doing today?
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[Peeps around a mango tree]
I wonder, what is Dingo doing today?
Writing...
'faith' A story of two different men who each gather an army of followers in the aftermath of some impossible event. Its a tale of men, cults, and the rise of religion in a fantasy setting.
But still naked, I trust?
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[Inebriated creeper fistbump]
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Fisteth thou not thy creepy neighbour!
Which part did you write in the buff?
You have my attention.
Rotfl
I knew this day would come
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-Spend a beautiful weekend with the family, great weather and great food, remembering those we've lost with fondness
-Get back to town, have a good day at the office, get some of my favourite icecream on my way home
-Make preparations for a pleasant afternoon of catching up with Downton Abbey. What is that good old Carson up to these days?
-Check the Paizo forums
-First thing I see involves Yellowdingo getting naked in public
Great, just great.
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And the LORD said unto Dingo, 'Scribeth thou me a Scroll, that the Nations might know my glory'
And Dingo said to the LORD, 'LORD, I cannot, for I am afeared'
The LORD said, 'Of what art thou afeared?' and Dingo replied,
'LORD, amongst my Plantations are many goodly Groves and Orchards, in which I grow the Grape that maketh man Merry, the Apple with which he keeps off the Wicked Ministrations of the Physician, and the Mango, which maketh him to fly Space Ships, and in my Groves and Orchards, behind one Tree I see a Goblin, and behind another an Angel disguised as only Thou knowest what. And while the Left Hands of the Goblin and the Angel are as plain to me as the great Sky or a polished Crystal, of what their Right Hand doth, no man knoweth. Flushed are their faces, and they cry strange Cries, as they gaze wantonly upon my Privities'
So the LORD commanded Dingo to don the Eucalyptus leaf, and the Hat which hath Corks suspended around the Brim, and some Sand, and a Strategically Placed Duck Billed Platypus, and Dingo was sore aggrieved.
'Fat lot of bladdy use you are, mate', quoth he, and the LORD sayeth in return, 'Talk to the Thunderbolt, 'cos the Macroprosopus ain't listening'
Here endeth the Lesson
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with a bit of exhibitionism.
As long as everybody present is willing to see a bit of exhibitionism.
Like at a strip club. Bad example. Don't take your kit of at a strip club. You could get in trouble for that unless you get paid to do so.
How about a clothing optional gay bar instead?
You have my attention.
All these naked shenanegans have got me at attention, too... oh, wait, that's not how you meant it.
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with a bit of exhibitionism.
As long as everybody present is willing to see a bit of exhibitionism.
Like at a strip club.Bad example. Don't take your kit of at a strip club. You could get in trouble for that unless you get paid to do so.
How about a clothing optional gay bar instead?
I know nudity is on the rise in Darwin. Not sure its a gay bar, rather public green spaces attract nude tourists.
This is what I get for checking Off-Topic.
{squints, in gravelly voice:} "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
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just looking at putting my name on the presidential ballot 2016
Odd. There arnt actual laws preventing me from filing a statement of candidacy. The registration of comittiee section only applies if I accept fundraising and achieved $5,000 in fundraising which has nothing to do with filing a statement of candidacy to get my name on the actual ballot.
I've inquired as to this and any laws that require a us citizenship to file a statement of candidacy. The ambiguity works in my favour.
Woo hoo! Go get'em Dingo! Show them what a paradise you can reshape your country into, with massive all-female billion population barracks towns, hyperloop transports, and gigantic investments in wind power, all fueled by worldwide lotteries for the truly rich.
Oh, and don't forget to open up a site where people can register formal suggestions and get signatures for them. After all, the next YellowDingo needs to come from somewhere!
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Woo hoo! Go get'em Dingo! Show them what a paradise you can reshape your country into, with massive all-female billion population barracks towns, hyperloop transports, and gigantic investments in wind power, all fueled by worldwide lotteries for the truly rich.
Oh, and don't forget to open up a site where people can register formal suggestions and get signatures for them. After all, the next YellowDingo needs to come from somewhere!
I'm refering to the us presidency...
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What's odd is that I suspect that Dingo 2016 would do a vastly better job than either of his two predecessors.
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What's odd is that I suspect that Dingo 2016 would do a vastly better job than either of his two predecessors.
I promise to cease all millitary deployment abroad other than fighting ebola thus reducing millitary budget by one trillion per year which can be directed into nasa for lunar colonization for the next four years. The colony will then need to take on its own national debt as a sovereign state.
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Is that why your user name is preceded by a money bag with what looks like a Chinese good luck character on it?
What's odd is that I suspect that Dingo 2016 would do a vastly better job than either of his two predecessors.
Not if he steals all the third world women and puts them in a billion-container-city.
You have my attention.All these naked shenanegans have got me at attention, too... oh, wait, that's not how you meant it.
Same thing.
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just looking at putting my name on the presidential ballot 2016
Odd. There arnt actual laws preventing me from filing a statement of candidacy. The registration of comittiee section only applies if I accept fundraising and achieved $5,000 in fundraising which has nothing to do with filing a statement of candidacy to get my name on the actual ballot.
I've inquired as to this and any laws that require a us citizenship to file a statement of candidacy. The ambiguity works in my favour.
Technically you don't have to do anything. If enough people write your name in then you're president.
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Sadly, unless the Dingo was born in the U.S. or a protectorate, he's not eligible to be POTUS.
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I... doubt it is going to be what stops him...
Sadly, unless the Dingo was born in the U.S. or a protectorate, he's not eligible to be POTUS.
Well, that too.
I'd vote for you, Comrade Dingo.
You could all vote for me, a born in the U.S.A. citizen, and I could just do whatever 'Dingo tells me to.
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Technically you don't have to do anything. If enough people write your name in then you're president.just looking at putting my name on the presidential ballot 2016
Odd. There arnt actual laws preventing me from filing a statement of candidacy. The registration of comittiee section only applies if I accept fundraising and achieved $5,000 in fundraising which has nothing to do with filing a statement of candidacy to get my name on the actual ballot.
I've inquired as to this and any laws that require a us citizenship to file a statement of candidacy. The ambiguity works in my favour.
Except to get your name on a ballot you need to lodge the form...
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Sadly, unless the Dingo was born in the U.S. or a protectorate, he's not eligible to be POTUS.
Looking at the federal electoral comission site there is no obligation to actually be a us citizen to run for president and nothing to stop me from signing my name to the form that puts me on the presidential ballot. It looks to be little more than systemic bigotry toward non us persons running that has disuaded participation in presidential elections. You tell the lie long enough and they believe it.