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Every pregens terrible...
The wizards spellbooks thinner than the the sharp edge of reality
with valeros dual wielding calling miss is mere formality
The one to pick I fear I must prognosticate
with cons that low i doubt at all they can coagulate
Why anyone would play a toon this bad remains a mystery
I can't believe you'd tolerate them in your character history
with Merisiels lack of social skills you will achieve
a little less p a then if you'd maxed out ranks in basket-weave
That I'd rather eat an otyug may speak to my neurology
but the saranite is limited to healing methodology
the thought of picking any one of them's unbearable
Harsk is bad beyond the worst but every pregens terrible.
(and this is why i souldn't listen to xkcd while on the forums)
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Every pregens terrible...
The wizards spellbooks thinner than the the sharp edge of reality
with valeros dual wielding calling miss is mere formality
The one to pick I fear I must prognosticate
with cons that low i doubt at all they can coagulateWhy anyone would play a toon this bad remains a mystery
I can't believe you'd tolerate them in your character history
with Merisiels lack of social skills you will achieve
a little less p a then if you'd maxed out ranks in basket-weaveThat I'd rather eat an otyug may speak to my neurology
but the saranite is limited to healing methodology
the thought of picking any one of them's unbearable
Harsk is bad beyond the worst but every pregens terrible.(and this is why i souldn't listen to xkcd while on the forums)
Excellent. I dunno I've never looked at the pregens and I don't know why anyone would other than for the pretty art.
You misspelled "tune".
To the tune of "Modern Major General"? >_>
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{sings (badly):}
Because every die is sacred. ♫
Every roll is great. ♭
If a 20 is wasted, ♪
The GM gets quite irate. ♬
Excerpt from Monty Anklebiter's The Meaning of Role-Playing
I LOL'd.