| The 8th Dwarf |
The 8th Dwarf wrote:... emo poetry, Justin Bieber....This is why the elves in my world are the villains that were eventually overthrown, hunted to the point of extinction, and the remaining survivors driven deep into the wilds.
Some cultural abominations cannot be countenanced!
Sir I find your views facinating and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
| The 8th Dwarf |
The 8th Dwarf wrote:On the other side of sign Elves really are tree hugging hipsters who like interpretive dance, bad street theater and emo poetry, Justin Bieber and One Direction....Wait what? I thought dwarves were the biggest Bieber fans....
Ahh lad when I finish me haggis and barrel of rum I am going to get in my longship and smash you in the face with my Halberd for that remark.
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| John Kretzer |
John Kretzer wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:On the other side of sign Elves really are tree hugging hipsters who like interpretive dance, bad street theater and emo poetry, Justin Bieber and One Direction....Wait what? I thought dwarves were the biggest Bieber fans....Ahh lad when I finish me haggis and barrel of rum I am going to get in my longship and smash you in the face with my Halberd for that remark.
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That is ok I'll just extend my arm and put it on your head holding you back and laughing at your silly attempts to hit me.
Wait what are you Scottish? Pirate? Viking? Swiss? Make up you mind already.
yellowdingo
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John Kretzer wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:On the other side of sign Elves really are tree hugging hipsters who like interpretive dance, bad street theater and emo poetry, Justin Bieber and One Direction....Wait what? I thought dwarves were the biggest Bieber fans....Ahh lad when I finish me haggis and barrel of rum I am going to get in my longship and smash you in the face with my Halberd for that remark.
;-)
Realy, I prefers me rum in a sheep stomach and my numice in an earthenware jar. Justin Bieber indeed. Hes obviously a goblin in elfskin.
yellowdingo
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Nonono... this isn't right. At all.
There needs to be an official petition. A mega lottery for trillions of dollars. Or at least some mangoes.
Hah! I found you out, IMPOSTORE!!!
Who are you and what have you done with yellowdingo???
Still me. Ive just become more subtle in my plotting.