An ornery dwarf...

[Dredge Dorrson]

...Needs ornery sayings. Anyone got some dwarven cusses or sayings to show when a dwarf is PO'd?

[Democratus]

By Moradin's Beard!
Crack my forge and call me a gnome!
We don't stand a nugget's chance in a forge.

Go ask a cloaker for a hug, sky lover!

That's dumber than an alloy of mithril and oatmeal!

[Debbin]

She billy goated me.

[Vamptastic]

"I used to roadie for Motorhead, you know!"

Wait, that doesn't work...

[pendothrax]

son of an elf!
if I wanted pretty, I'd break it myself!