Don't Disrespect the Dice Gods

[Klaus van der Kroft]

Player says the Dice Gods don't exist:

1.- Spends the rest of his days stepping on d4's.

2.- Dice fall off the table whenever he rolls.

3.- Doomed to pick d8's when all he wanted were d10's.

4.- Never crits again.

5.- Rolls d20. Gets "Go to Jail".

6.- Goes to buy new dice, all they have is those black marbled one with black numbers. Every time.

7.- Goes to the craps table. Gets actual, gooey snake eyes that stare back at him sternly.

8.- Orders a Pound o' Dice. Gets a Quarter Pounder, no cheese.

[Orthos]

I'd be kinda okay with number 8, that means when I get home I could put the sharper cheddar I have in the fridge on it. Mmmmmmmm.

[lucky7]

9. DM Crits all attacks against said offender.

[JMD031]

*cues Alanis Morrisette*

[Celestial Healer]

Do you actually roll a d8 to find out which of these befalls said player?

[The Dice Gods]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Do you actually roll a d8 to find out which of these befalls said player?

Of course not. It is a d20.

[Kilrex]

Heresy! There is only one dice god and he requires regular sacrifices of PCs.

[The Dice Gods]

Kilrex wrote:

Heresy! There is only one dice god and he requires regular sacrifices of PCs.

You are both correct and incorrect, mortal. Think of us as the divine equivilent of Voltron.

PC sacrifices are always welcome, though.

[Kilrex]

The Dice Gods wrote:

Kilrex wrote:

Heresy! There is only one dice god and he requires regular sacrifices of PCs.

You are both correct and incorrect, mortal. Think of us as the divine equivilent of Voltron.

PC sacrifices are always welcome, though.

So what part of Dice God-tron does the d100 form?

[The Dice Gods]

Kilrex wrote:

The Dice Gods wrote:

Kilrex wrote:

Heresy! There is only one dice god and he requires regular sacrifices of PCs.

You are both correct and incorrect, mortal. Think of us as the divine equivilent of Voltron.

PC sacrifices are always welcome, though.

So what part of Dice God-tron does the d100 form?

None. It is not a die, it is a delusional golf ball.

[3.5 Loyalist]

I ain't got no religion, except the dice gods. :)

[Matthew Morris]

It works best if you read the thread title like Jeff starting one of odd little monologs on Coupline, like the Giggle Loop or the Melty Man.

[Vamptastic]

10. The player in question actually is a Dice God incognito, and is testing the others at the table. They are beyond help if they fail.

[3.5 Loyalist]

Yes, and of the d20 pantheon too.

Best to let the wookie win.

[ngc7293]

We don't believe in Dice Gods.....however, we DO believe in Dice kooties!

[3.5 Loyalist]

One player was really superstitious about his dice being tainted, I tried to hell him you just have to believe in the dice gods, trust that you will entertain them, and roll.