Your Eidolon is too stupid.

[zylphryx]

Your eidolon is so stupid ...

<looks at your eidolon looking down at him with an odd expression upon its face as it cracks the knuckles on all 6 hands in rapid succession>

... never mind.

[ArmouredMonk13]

Your Eidolon is so stupid, when you said to spell something, it reached for a wand.

[Hozs Ferryman]

My eidolon is so...
Wait.
Your, yup your, armageiddolon is...
Wait.
Your E.I. D.I O.... and on his far... uhhmmm...
hmmm...
OK OK. Uhmmm... Your ediolon is so... moo moo here... ARGGHH!
waitwaitwait. No really, this is a good one.
Your eidiolon is so stupid it uhhmmm...
Oh...
It is so stupid it...
uhhmmm...
Screw it. Screw You! Your eidolon is so stupid!

[Raymond Lambert]

Even, if the Eidolon is far away from the Summoner, he can use the ability to see through the Eidolon, check out the situation and give new instructions.

[Jack-of-Blades]

David knott 242 wrote:

In regard to the original situation -- since the summoner and the eidolon can communicate telepathically, the eidolon can not only understand relatively complex instructions from the summoner but can even do what the summoner wants with unclear instructions (since it can get any missing information from the summoner's head). Nobody in the game communicates better with each other than a summoner and his eidolon.

Unless your improved familiar has Telepathy and a higher-than-eidolon intelligence.

Speaking of the brain power of eidolons...

Your eidolon is so stupid...
... It has Drandle Drang written down on its character sheet as its deity.

[SCPRedMage]

Jack-of-Blades wrote:

Your eidolon is so stupid...

... It has Drandle Drang written down on its character sheet as its deity.

If that joke wins, does that mean I get the boon? :P

[Jack-of-Blades]

SCPRedMage wrote:

Jack-of-Blades wrote:

Your eidolon is so stupid...

... It has Drandle Drang written down on its character sheet as its deity.

If that joke wins, does that mean I get the boon? :P

If that joke wins, I'll gladly GIVE you the boon simply for providing me the material to make it! :D

Unless, of course, it's a Dhampir boon. Then all bets are off...

Just kidding!:

Mostly...

[pathar]

Ugh all I can think now is Ei-dolan. "Sumnr plz"

[Matthew Morris]

... That the druid's animal companion just went, "Damn...."

[Matthew Morris]

Ok, dating myself here.

Gene Rayburn: Your Eidion is so stupid.
Audience: How stupid is it?
Gene: Your Eidilon is so stupid that when you tell it you want to summon monster it goes out and <blank>

[Tim Statler]

Matthew Morris wrote:

Ok, dating myself here.

Gene Rayburn: Your Eidion is so stupid.
Audience: How stupid is it?
Gene: Your Eidilon is so stupid that when you tell it you want to summon monster it goes out and <blank>

Dating myself even worse;

"CALLING PHILLIP MORRIS!"

[Funky Badger]

SCPRedMage wrote:

For a while now, I've been considering playing an eidolon...

And by that, I mean the eidolon itself is the Pathfinder, and the summoner is basically just his friend along as backup.

A good 80% of Eidolons are already played exactly like this.

[David H]

Your eidolon's so stupid...

its Shield Ally only works on single female lawyers.

its Bond Sense thinks Moonraker was the best movie.

it has the evolution Skill Focus (duh).

you have to use Handle Animal to train it.

[Auke Teeninga]

AND THE WINNER IS:

Luthril wrote:

Your Eidolon is so stupid...

When the enemy wizard begins casting Banishment, it thinks the fighter will be the target.

It made me laugh... :-)

Please PM me with regards of what kind of boon you'd like and how you wish to receive it!

[Jack-of-Blades]

Congrats Luthril! Admittedly, that was pretty funny.

[Luthril]

Auke Teeninga wrote:

AND THE WINNER IS:

Luthril wrote:

Your Eidolon is so stupid...

When the enemy wizard begins casting Banishment, it thinks the fighter will be the target.

It made me laugh... :-)

Please PM me with regards of what kind of boon you'd like and how you wish to receive it!

Thank you sir. My personal favorite was...

It lost at checkers to the Barbarian.

PM sent