If a Ninja and a Pirate had a baby how would that child turn out ?
what weapon of choice might they use?
what might their accent and speech patterns be like ?
Hell what name might they have ?
or would the universe just implode ?
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Bigfists never knew his parents. He'd been separated at birth, kidnapped by a goblin raid on a small port town on the coast of Minkai.
The goblins treated him like a funny toy at first, until one of the matrons got it into her football-shaped head to adopt the human child. She gave any goblin that tried to eat him a good bashing until he was big enough to hand out bashings of his own. He took to it well. The tribe soon named him their champion (because he could lift the previous champion).
Now an adult, he is a proud goblin at heart, despite being twice the height of every other goblin. He is a terror in battle, setting fire to things and chopping stuff with such enthusiastic glee that it brings a tear to his adoptive mother's eye. Well, it would, if goblins cried when they were happy. Instead, she got the idea of stealing more tallfolk babies and raising them to be really big goblins!
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This hypothetical child would be born a Cowboy, completing the Ninja>Pirate>Cowboy>Ninja cycle
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the hypothetical child would be
a female bardic puppeteer who bears some of the traits of both parents
the ninja mother's cute looks, persuasive attitude, and amazing skill with stealth and locks
and the pirate father's sense of liberty, his wanderlust, his habit of seducing anything that walks, his love for Rum, and his greed
and said daughter would live in a port city in the far east, where pirates and ninja can both be encountered. at least for her childhood
the puppeteer could be anything from a literal puppeteer to a more loose definition of the word, such as one who uses people as pawns akin to lelouch, light, or similar characters.
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Hrmm
So perhaps Bigfists the Bardic Puppeteer Goblin who acts like a bit of a Cowboy :)
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Hrmm
So perhaps Bigfists the Bardic Puppeteer Goblin who acts like a bit of a Cowboy :)
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bonus points if she is a cute human girl raised by goblins. like hybrid of the puppeteer i mentioned and bigfists.
cowboy personality added for the win
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It would be a robot zombie.
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Funnily enough, our Savage Tide group had a Pirate Ninja. >.>
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Dread Pirate Ninja at that.
Dread Pirate Ninja at that.
Complete with Dread Pirate Ninja Poppet
This sounds vaguely like the beginning of a White Wolf game. Ninja: The Pirating.
It would be my character in a skull and shackles game...a ninja, who is a pirate.
A black hole would open swallowing both parents and child erasing them from time itself.
It turns into a dreaded ninja pirate, obviously. They use guns that shoot shuriken, and sword-chucks. Their speech patterns, accents and names are whtever they want them to be. Are YOU going to tell the ninja pirate that he can't be named Sinbad and speak like a jamaican? Yeah, didn't think so.