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Silver Crusade

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Poor Paizo staffers are swamped with all those Ask threads ... time to lift some weight from their shoulders!

Entertain me.


What is your favorite ooze?


What is your favorite non-human race?


What's your favorite bag?

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That's a hard one. I like the slight acidic tint on Gray Ooze and I absolutely love all those crunchy surprises you can fine in a Gelatinous Cube. But creme de la creme? Flesh Jelly! Sadly, closed content so I can't get it anywhere.

But just let's all unite and say a loud NO to Black Pudding. Eurgh, Britons and their weird culinary ideas...

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Favorite non-human race?

Pathfinder Kosher: Samsarans! Great flavour.

3.5 in General: Half-Giants. Thooose biiig weapon dice!

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Favorite Bag?

Prada, of course. Die, LV infidels.


Tiefling or Aasimar?


Is yo' mama a bag, too?

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Icyshadow wrote:
Tiefling or Aasimar?

Depraved Aasimar worshippers of Zon-Kuthon ftw.


If you could buy a beer for one forum user with binoculars in his avatar, who would it be?


Knock knock


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There is nothing wrong with blood sausage..... You guys have some nasty stuff as well.

If you have been trained in the ancient art of Eckythump a black pudding is deadly in the right hands.


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A bored lich has just challenged your group and several others to a 'wacky races'-style race around the world. The fate of the world is not at stake and he has taken extra measures to insure death is not permanent to keep things sportsman-like. DO YOU ACCEPT!?


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Painful Bugger wrote:
A bored lich has just challenged your group and several others to a 'wacky races'-style race around the world. The fate of the world is not at stake and he has taken extra measures to insure death is not permanent to keep things sportsman-like. DO YOU ACCEPT!?

I want to play in this campaign.


As a Polish, what do you think about this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUonwU0tLc8

The catalan people are called on Madrid Polish (don't ask me why), and the catalan TV take that to heart and made possible the best political satirical TV show on Spain... Polònia ¡¡

Seems funny there?


Should clerics who dont worship any deity be able to wear heavy armor?


Stealing my idea....*shakes fist*...

So...do you often steal other people's idea? Without givinmg them credit?


Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?

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Cheapy wrote:
If you could buy a beer for one forum user with binoculars in his avatar, who would it be?

Ravingdork, obviously.

Oh wait, you meant binoculars...

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Odraude wrote:
Knock knock

Given that I'm a bag it's more of a Whup whup.


What's your opinion on the EU?

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Painful Bugger wrote:
A bored lich has just challenged your group and several others to a 'wacky races'-style race around the world. The fate of the world is not at stake and he has taken extra measures to insure death is not permanent to keep things sportsman-like. DO YOU ACCEPT!?

Only if that lich is 3.5 Loyalist in disguise.

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Alaryth wrote:

As a Polish, what do you think about this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUonwU0tLc8

The catalan people are called on Madrid Polish (don't ask me why), and the catalan TV take that to heart and made possible the best political satirical TV show on Spain... Polònia ¡¡

Seems funny there?

You guys over there are weird, in a positive way.

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Steve Geddes wrote:
Should clerics who dont worship any deity be able to wear heavy armor?

Sure, if they can have the worst BAB at the same time.

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John Kretzer wrote:

Stealing my idea....*shakes fist*...

So...do you often steal other people's idea? Without givinmg them credit?

I don't just steal them. I *devour* them. Yours was tasty with a hint of vanilla.

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Talonhawke wrote:
Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?

That was a low question, really. I enjoy long shuffles on the beach. Walking is for wussies.

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Icyshadow wrote:
What's your opinion on the EU?

To steal from dear Sir Churchill: It's the absolutely worst idea of a federation of countries, except all the others that have been tried.


Do you find airports unpleasant, with all the x-rays and having strange people root around inside you and such?

RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

Are the rumors true? (Not the ones about the hole in your bottom.) Will you play the part of the Scarecrow's mask in the next Batman reboot?


What woman would like to spend her life with a single bag?

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Bill Lumberg wrote:
Do you find airports unpleasant, with all the x-rays and having strange people root around inside you and such?

I disguise myself as a stewardess's handbag. I love it when chicks dig me.

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Kilrex wrote:
Are the rumors true? (Not the ones about the hole in your bottom.) Will you play the part of the Scarecrow's mask in the next Batman reboot?

Actually, I was offered the role, but I turned it down in favor of playing Deadpool's bottom in Wolverine reboot.

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Drejk wrote:
What woman would like to spend her life with a single bag?

She said "you're just a single bag!"

I said "yeah but that hole is bottomless, baby"


Gorbacz wrote:
Kilrex wrote:
Are the rumors true? (Not the ones about the hole in your bottom.) Will you play the part of the Scarecrow's mask in the next Batman reboot?
Actually, I was offered the role, but I turned it down in favor of playing Deadpool's bottom in Wolverine reboot.

Why did you switch from being a top to a bottom?

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Dragon #271: best ecology ever or bestest ecology evar?


Best gorbacz burn on the forums?

Liberty's Edge

What changes can we expect in Gorbaczfinder and what will people complain about the most in this version?

Silver Crusade

How do you respond to people who say that your avatar looks like a set of male genitalia with teeth?

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Kilrex wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
Kilrex wrote:
Are the rumors true? (Not the ones about the hole in your bottom.) Will you play the part of the Scarecrow's mask in the next Batman reboot?
Actually, I was offered the role, but I turned it down in favor of playing Deadpool's bottom in Wolverine reboot.
Why did you switch from being a top to a bottom?

New perspective helps to broaden the horizons.

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F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Dragon #271: best ecology ever or bestest ecology evar?

THE BIBLE

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Lucent wrote:
Best gorbacz burn on the forums?

You mean the best flame I got in? My, that would have to be one of the CoDzilla threads back a few years ago...

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ciretose wrote:
What changes can we expect in Gorbaczfinder and what will people complain about the most in this version?

I have something for everyone. Mikaze will cry at the always CE orcs and the story of redeemed orc holocaust. Hogarth will pull his hair out over Use Rope coming back and getting split into "Use" and "Rope" skills. 3.5 Mentalist will, to his utter horror, discover that hitting someone with a silver spoon for 34 rounds of combat while reciting Shakespeare does no damage. Icyshadow will *redacted* me when he sees that humans are the only playable race, ever. Sincubus will be shocked to see a bestiary of ONLY ROBOTS WITH LAZORS. And finally, just because I can, I'll have two conflicting rules on purchasing depleted wands so that Ciretose and Ashiel can have a go at it once again.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
How do you respond to people who say that your avatar looks like a set of male genitalia with teeth?

Well that's all too easy, I say that at least it looks better than their mothers'...

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Gorbacz wrote:
And finally, just because I can, I'll have two conflicting rules on purchasing depleted wands so that Ciretose and Ashiel can have a go at it once again.

That was one of my all time favorite threads.


Monks. Love or hate? :D

wait!

Magi. Love or hate?


sup?

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Anburaid wrote:

Monks. Love or hate? :D

wait!

Magi. Love or hate?

Caspar and Melchior are OK guys, but that thieving rascal Balthasar ... never again.

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Gorbacz wrote:
Anburaid wrote:

Monks. Love or hate? :D

wait!

Magi. Love or hate?

Caspar and Melchior are OK guys, but that thieving rascal Balthasar ... never again.

Wait...

He did that to you too?


Kieviel wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
Anburaid wrote:

Monks. Love or hate? :D

wait!

Magi. Love or hate?

Caspar and Melchior are OK guys, but that thieving rascal Balthasar ... never again.

Wait...

He did that to you too?

That guy has an unhealthy obsession with those things.

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