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I Blame Cosmo for always picking on my Mamushka and 22 1/2 favourite stool.
Pick on Orthos or Tels for a change!
Turns out, if you live the life of a hermit (as in, rarely leave home except to work, little to no friends or social interaction), Cosmo has less opportunity to mess with you.
[Edit] Not that this is me or anything, no... I mean, I totally, like, have tons of friends. Really.
I Blame Cosmo for always picking on my Mamushka and 22 1/2 favourite stool.
Pick on Orthos or Tels for a change!
Turns out, if you live the life of a hermit (as in, rarely leave home except to work, little to no friends or social interaction), Cosmo has less opportunity to mess with you.
Preach!
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I Blame Cosmo for the party thing my people are throwing....with the food, alcoholic beverages, the tree with lights and everything....they do this every year damn them.
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I Blame Cosmo for the party thing my people are throwing....with the food, alcoholic beverages, the tree with lights and everything....they do this every year damn them.Have you conquered the tree yet?
But of course it is in My Domain after all. Though I let my friend Misty sleep under it.
Oh I guess I should blame Cosmo for something or he might get upset...
I Blame Cosmo for my minion being a little tipsy on Ginger ale and Captain Morgan and Gentleman Jack.
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I Blame Cosmo for the Christmas Glass that fell from the place I put it on a windowsill...in which it fell to the floor and shattered wasting a good bit of Gentleman Jack. :(
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I Blame Cosmo for always picking on my Mamushka and 22 1/2 favourite stool.
Pick on Orthos or Tels for a change!
Turns out, if you live the life of a hermit (as in, rarely leave home except to work, little to no friends or social interaction), Cosmo has less opportunity to mess with you.
[Edit] Not that this is me or anything, no... I mean, I totally, like, have tons of friends. Really. [dice=Bluff check]1d20-5
So to revisit this... Microsoft made a little app that will do 2015 'year in review' and show some statistics from your Xbox Live account (if you have one)...
For those who don't want to click on the link, I have spent 3,039 hours gaming on Xbox Live and I'm in the top 1% of Xbox Gamers as far as time spent is concerned. I'm also in the top 1% of as far as my gamerscore is concerned, and the top 5% of achievements unlocked.
I blame Cosmo for only being in the top 5% for achievement, meaning there are others being better hermits than me.
Malaise-Inducement Construct
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I want you all to know that I'm watching your holidays and plan on making them extra special.
Have a happy holidays.
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I want you all to know that I'm watching your holidays and plan on making them extra special.
Have a happy holidays.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Grinch and Krampus are two of Cosmo's holiday aliases...
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I Blame Cosmo for the slight hangover I went to work with today.
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I want you all to know that I'm watching your holidays and plan on making them extra special.
Have a happy holidays.
I'll be camping soon, in my native swamp, for Christmas this year.
I believe even your minions might fear to tread there.
If not, stay out if my wife eggnog, for her wrath at it's loss....
Well, she's part Irish, redheaded, and from New York....
I'll leave it to Cosmos inspiration and guile.
Happy Holidays!
I just wished Cosmos evil twin happy holidays..I BLAME COSMO.
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This article is titled "This guy might be the most annoying Facebook troll of all time."
Personally, I laughed my ass off reading this 'troll' and don't find him annoying at all. Must be the Cosmo in me.
Cosmo, I blame you for not being as 'sensitive' as others. Your actions, I guess, have hardened my heart to the suffering of others.
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This article is titled "This guy might be the most annoying Facebook troll of all time."
Personally, I laughed my ass off reading this 'troll' and don't find him annoying at all. Must be the Cosmo in me.
Cosmo, I blame you for not being as 'sensitive' as others. Your actions, I guess, have hardened my heart to the suffering of others.
Yeah, this cracked me up too.
Much would've been avoided by a simple un-friend-ing (and the fact that it didn't forces me to blame Cosmo), but I laughed a whole bunch.
This article is titled "This guy might be the most annoying Facebook troll of all time."
Personally, I laughed my ass off reading this 'troll' and don't find him annoying at all. Must be the Cosmo in me.
Cosmo, I blame you for not being as 'sensitive' as others. Your actions, I guess, have hardened my heart to the suffering of others.
That's not a troll. Thats a frickin' hero. I would set that man up a Patreon if I wasn't tight on cash. The person he was trolling was a blithering idiot. How do you not know how to spell "straight" or "knight" if you're old enough to vote?
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I Blame Cosmo for the extra feelings of loneliness and depression this time of year. He is pouring it on really thick it seems. :(
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I also blame Cosmo for Master Kretzer's extra helpings of loneliness and depression.
I also also blame Cosmo for a lack of expected holiday bonus from not-even-part-time job and unexpected expenses have put me $50 short of a modest notebook to replace my aging hotplate/Core2Duo notebook. I'll probably be able to afford it mid-January, but then all the sales will be over and/or it'll be out of stock.
{le sigh} Whoa-oh, bitter dregs.
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I Blame Cosmo for engine idling rough...and the engine light going on and off....I think somebody stole gas from me and did not tighten the gas cap tight enough(which would lead to the engine light going on...not the rough idle)...if true I Blame Cosmo for that too.
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Some tatty-haired bouchelippa is playing Set in a 'Gods of Egypt' movie.
I blame you, Cosmo.
I've met him in real life he is actually a nice guy.
The tatty-haired bouchelippa who is playing Set I mean.
Cosmo I met as well, definitely a "No Fly list" candidate if I ever saw one.
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I blame Cosmo for just smashing all of my hopes and dreams about ever getting a job at Paizo. I got in much ado for spelling the word "ado" wrong, so now I need to bid any chance of a career at Paizo adieu. :(
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In the spirit of Christmas I blame Cosmo for nothing at all.
I would like to thank him tho, for making my shopping rampage entertaining and uneventful.
Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas!
And remember: when something goes wrong, it's just Cosmo and his band of gremlins spreading holiday "joy"! So Blame Cosmo!
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I blame Cosmo for people not understanding the concept of 'burden of proof'.
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Merry Christmas Cosmo!
I Blame you for all of the 'gifts' throughout the year.
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.°( . • .) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\. ˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田｜門｜╬╬╬
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★ Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year! ★
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I blame Cosmo for the torture device (die-cast metal car transporter) that I stood on yesterday (yes, Christmas Eve), punching a hole into the ball of my foot.
Ow.
I now have to hobble around to keep up with everyone at the big family Christmas celebration.
Ow, ow, ow.
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I Blame Cosmo for Tels showing off.˛*(´• ̮•)˛° /.♫.♫\˛. ˛ ˛* ˛ Π____. * ˛*.。.。
.°( . • .) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\. ˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田｜門｜╬╬╬
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★ Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year! ★
Some people are artistic and clever, other people steal things off YouTube comments. You can guess which one I am.
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Some people are artistic and clever, other people steal things off YouTube comments. You can guess which one I am.I Blame Cosmo for Tels showing off.˛*(´• ̮•)˛° /.♫.♫\˛. ˛ ˛* ˛ Π____. * ˛*.。.。
.°( . • .) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\. ˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田｜門｜╬╬╬
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★ Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year! ★
A YouTube comment? I thought you were Alaskan.
A YouTube comment? I thought you were Alaskan.Some people are artistic and clever, other people steal things off YouTube comments. You can guess which one I am.I Blame Cosmo for Tels showing off.˛*(´• ̮•)˛° /.♫.♫\˛. ˛ ˛* ˛ Π____. * ˛*.。.。
.°( . • .) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\. ˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田｜門｜╬╬╬
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★ Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year! ★
Alaskans have internet. How else are we supposed to spread the message of our Lord and Savior, Sarah Palin?
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Alaskans have internet. How else are we supposed to spread the message of our Lord and Savior, Sarah Palin?A YouTube comment? I thought you were Alaskan.Some people are artistic and clever, other people steal things off YouTube comments. You can guess which one I am.I Blame Cosmo for Tels showing off.˛*(´• ̮•)˛° /.♫.♫\˛. ˛ ˛* ˛ Π____. * ˛*.。.。
.°( . • .) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\. ˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田｜門｜╬╬╬
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★ Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year! ★
By not?
Alaskans have internet. How else are we supposed to spread the message of our Lord and Savior, Sarah Palin?A YouTube comment? I thought you were Alaskan.Some people are artistic and clever, other people steal things off YouTube comments. You can guess which one I am.I Blame Cosmo for Tels showing off.˛*(´• ̮•)˛° /.♫.♫\˛. ˛ ˛* ˛ Π____. * ˛*.。.。
.°( . • .) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\. ˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛
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★ Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year! ★By not?
If we don't spread the word, then Donald Trump becomes our lord and savior. Sarah Palin may not be the best, but at least she's sexier than Trump and will look good in a suit; or out of one, as the case may be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
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If we don't spread the word, then Donald Trump becomes our lord and savior. Sarah Palin may not be the best, but at least she's sexier than Trump and will look good in a suit; or out of one, as the case may be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
You can say that about anyone vs Trump.
I would Blame Cosmo for Trump's existence....but I don't think Cosmo is that low.
I will Blame him however for even my parents abandoning me on Christmas Day to go visit relatives after dinner.... :(
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If we don't spread the word, then Donald Trump becomes our lord and savior. Sarah Palin may not be the best, but at least she's sexier than Trump and will look good in a suit; or out of one, as the case may be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).Alaskans have internet. How else are we supposed to spread the message of our Lord and Savior, Sarah Palin?A YouTube comment? I thought you were Alaskan.Some people are artistic and clever, other people steal things off YouTube comments. You can guess which one I am.I Blame Cosmo for Tels showing off.˛*(´• ̮•)˛° /.♫.♫\˛. ˛ ˛* ˛ Π____. * ˛*.。.。
.°( . • .) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\. ˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田｜門｜╬╬╬
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★ Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year! ★By not?
If we're going off looks let's just go with Lisa Ann then.
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I blame Cosmo for being nice.
I took a shower this evening and heard a racket downstairs. Thought it might be my sister hanging out with some friends while she's visiting for the holidays. So I was going to walk downstairs in my boxers to mess with them. At the last moment, I decided to be nice and at least put some pants on.
Turns out, it was actually my other sister hosting a Baby shower. It would have been loads more fun if I had come down in my boxers, but, instead, I decided to be 'nice' to a sister that wasn't even there.
Why you shielding them from my unclothed glory Cosmo?
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I blame Cosmo for:
Thinking that camping would let me escape him.
My wife buying a different style of bug repellent for this trip. DRY is not useful in Florida for mosquitoes.
My wife stabbing me in the face with a tent pole setting up our tent.
The nine very drunk, very loud, and incredible obnoxious women in the camp ground keeping us awake until the moon was in the middle of the night sky.
The new queen sized blow up matress being more comfortable than my regular bed, giving me the best nights sleep in weeks.
Having to explain to EVERY SINGLE PERSON why I have a bandaid on my nose. See wife stabbyness.
It's the frea king swamp! Can't a fish get a break?
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It's the frea king swamp! Can't a fish get a break?
I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty not knowing the obvious answer to this question.
:p
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It's the frea king swamp! Can't a fish get a break?
I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty not knowing the obvious answer to this question.
:p
It was your hand there wasn't it, morsel?
I blame Cosmo gremlins taste terrible...
Pineapple helps....
It's the frea king swamp! Can't a fish get a break?
I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty not knowing the obvious answer to this question.
:p
It was your hand there wasn't it, morsel?
I blame Cosmo gremlins taste terrible...
Does combining two things that taste terrible make the end result taste better than the sum of it's parts?
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Does combining two things that taste terrible make the end result taste better than the sum of it's parts?Pineapple helps....
It's the frea king swamp! Can't a fish get a break?
I Blame Cosmo for Game Master Scotty not knowing the obvious answer to this question.
:p
It was your hand there wasn't it, morsel?
I blame Cosmo gremlins taste terrible...
That's coconut water's whole schtick.
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I blame Cosmo for not coming across this DBZ/One Punch Man crossover doujinshi earlier.