
Sissyl |

Okay, there was a discussion about this series in the RPG Superstar forum thread Feminine wiles. I think it would be a better idea to discuss the books in question here. Considering the nature of the series, again, a dedicated thread is a better idea.
My personal view is pretty simple: It's not the first literary description of an utterly failed BDSM relationship to make high profile. I am talking about The Story of O, of course. 50SoG can't do much to warp the view of BDSM that O didn't already do.
To be honest, though, the writing is abysmal, and my interest is pretty much nil.

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Personally, (and maybe it's the low T talking) I've never seen much of a point in that kind of stuff. "Meh, it's not doing a thing for me."
Then again, I've felt that way about 'ahem' adult movies since I was a teen. "Meh, she's cute, she's not doing it to me, what's the point."
Tangental, When I was a kid and reading the Wild Card books, I became convinced that 'geeks can't write pron'. When I need a copy of Grey's Anatomy to figure out wtf they're doing to each other, I'll just skip over the sex and get back to a fully charged Fortunato blowing the crap out of the Astronomer, thank you very much.

Sissyl |

Indeed. But as I said, it's not the first broken relationship to gain literary significance. The story of O is about as rotten as you can get it, and various interpretations you can make actually make it far, far worse. Now, Pauline Reage was a good writer, and there are literary reasons for the above. The writing in 50SoG is... well, I will just say it could have been slightly better.
BDSM is mostly allergic to putting down a "standard". Even within the community, the idea of standards keeps causing intense disagreements.

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I actualy think this book is pure gold, if you are looking for a good laugh.
For anyone who agrees with me even a little, let me recommand this dramatic reading of the Harry Potter fanfic, "My Immortal", which had me gasp for air between bursts of laughter. I mean that literally, I nearly fenited for lack of oxygen... you need to hear through some episodes before it really gets into the swing of it but oh man is it worth it...

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Lord Snow wrote:I mean that literally, I nearly fenited for lack of oxygen... you need to hear through some episodes before it really gets into the swing of it but oh man is it worth it...Was the book flat footed for your sneak attack?
no, but I was born stuipd :)
(actualy not a native speaker so I have an easy way out of this one...)

Comte de Malodor |
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You insult my honour! We must fight a duel! Name your weapons!
Galtans - one more effort before you become Republicans!
My revolting valet would also like a word. Go on, Jean-Claude.
"Thankyou, mathter. Regarding 50 Shades, most of the women in the Chateau go absolutely nuts for it - frenzied squealing for 10 minutes non-stop when they thought a trailer for the film had come out. I mean, I like grumble-books a lot, but it's never appealed to me at all - I hated The Story of O, and it struck me as an ultra-pornified version of those Mills & Boon titles like "Monte Carlo Cowboy Surgeon's Lust-Nurse's Christmas Baby". Plus, it's too bloody long."

Don Juan de Doodlebug |

I have a female friend who is quite adorable. I've heard her rant and rave and vituperate against 50 Shades on at least three separate occasions.
Anyway, she's very cute. When it comes to theoretical issues, she's quite vocal about overthrowing patriarchal modalities, but whenever it comes to cattily gossiping about people we know, she's a prim, reactionary harridan.
As for me, I don't see what the big deal is. We goblins mix pain and pleasure all the time.

tburke0 |
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The audiobook narrated by Gilbert Gottfried is worth a listen :)

TanithT |
A completely vanilla person on my friends feed recommended this book, so I took a peek. I don't think I got six pages in before I was laughing too hard at the terrible writing to continue.
Later I heard that this was literally a Twilight fanfic that got rewritten. Then suddenly things made sense.
Warning: this is an NSFW link. No images, just hilariously bad Fifty Shades-esque parody text. Fifty Shades Generator
I was unable to read any farther without feeling the urge to simultaneously laugh and vomit, but apparently this book depicts the same kind of twisted, stalker-ish, highly inappropriate relationship as that vampiric pedophile creep who thinks it is 'romantic' to show up in a high school girl's bedroom. Without bothering to ask for her consent. Not that this even matters much, since she's a minor and he's centuries old. Ick. Edward Cullen seriously needs to meet Buffy.
I don't think you can reasonably call Fifty Shades BDSM so much as creepy and inappropriate behavior that should be rewarded with a stake to the heart or a swift kick to the nuts. I'd say the same thing about Twilight. The depiction of a 'romantic' relationship is very, very broken.
Whatever consenting adults choose to do is cool with me, but I don't think this book is that kind of critter at all.

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Ok, I know this is the book thread, but I will admit a curiosity to see how the movie (release date of August 1--poor Guardians of the Galaxy) will fair. I'll admit to making it to chapter 3 before I couldn't take the writing anymore, but how on earth are they going to shoot this? I'll also admit that if it's NC-17 like the speculation says, I'd be interested just to see a mainstream NC-17 movie. If they follow the book, I'll at least know I'll leave the theater laughing.

Rynjin |

The audiobook narrated by Gilbert Gottfried is worth a listen :)
Halp
I can't breathe

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I like the Charles Dance version NSFW I'll never look at Tywin Lannister the same way LOL