The Church of Bunny Worshipers


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Welcome to the first annual gathering of religious nutters. I'm looking for a few million in donations so I can have a Giant Shrine to the Bunny God erected in Central Park New York. Maybe with a nice stone altar where we can sacrifice non believers.

Anyone care to start up the collection?


only if it is a goddess with usagimimi, although I would prefer a catgirl to be honest XD


Ask Hugh Hefner ...

Grand Lodge

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Are there blood sacrifices?


Hi

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Grimmy wrote:
Hi

How dare you pollute the Pure bunny bloodline!! Stone the half-breed abomination to death!


Uhm, Bunny God? Seriously!?


Yeah! Let's have a tasty-tasty Bunny God! Let us marinate it in holy spices and fry on deep oil!

No blood however, it should be drained before the frying begins.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm......bunny rabbit!


I approve of this thread!


Although my primary religion is SubGenius, I can see the potential value in choosing the Bunny God as a short duration personal savior. Can you arrange things so all the normals are at the front of the sacrifice line?


Gee...Thank you for giving me nightmares >:(

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The Bunny Song is particularly needed for this religion....

Scarab Sages

Bunnies are cute and fluffy. This makes them the ideal divine creatures.

It all makes sense now.


{peeks in quietly}

Drejk wrote:
Yeah! Let's have a tasty-tasty Bunny God! Let us marinate it in holy spices and fry on deep oil!

{leaves quietly}


Bunny Song?


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Sang to the "peter cottontail" music:

Sanctum Piter oteum, Deus ore uneum.
Hippitus hoppitus reus homine.
In suspiratoreum, lepus in re sanctum.
Hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine.

Scarab Sages

Ed Girallon Poe wrote:

Sang to the "peter cottontail" music:

Sanctum Piter oteum, Deus ore uneum.
Hippitus hoppitus reus homine.
In suspiratoreum, lepus in re sanctum.
Hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine.

This is amazing. You, sir, are my hero.


I have seven fluffy overlords that can show you the proper way to worship the Great Bunny God. ;)


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