Just play Bard


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C'mon man, just play Bard.

I see you over there, in your chair, browsing the internet for class choices, but what you fail to understand is that in our universe there is a certain, unique and beautiful binary state we all are afflicted with.

Simply you either have a Bard, or you don't have a Bard, and really who wants that... that's right, nobody doesn't want a Bard, so just suck it up and play one already.

Spoiler:
C'mon! You really don't need another Ranger, Bard is where it's at man.


Sing out loud!

Grand Lodge

Give me an adamantine battle axe thunderstone powered guitar, and we have a deal.


blackbloodtroll wrote:
Give me an adamantine battle axe thunderstone powered guitar, and we have a deal.

Deal.

Grand Lodge

The Bard wrote:
blackbloodtroll wrote:
Give me an adamantine battle axe thunderstone powered guitar, and we have a deal.
Deal.

Now it's time to celebrate in the traditional manner.

With lots of cocaine.

Dark Archive

Gnome illusionist Bard, maintaining 2-3 illusion spells for lights, music, and pyrotechnics, playing an instrument, and singing.

Morale bonus anyone? I think so.

Grand Lodge

Sahir-Afiyun Bards Rock!

Grand Lodge

Carbon D. Metric wrote:

C'mon man, just play Bard.

C'mon! You really don't need another Ranger, Bard is where it's at man.

True, you could be a Bard singing about the wonders of nature, and how to care for the environment.

Silver Crusade

It's for the best. Bards are a ton of fun to play.


Bard x/Cavalier (banner bearer)1 with flagbearer feat

Best played in a party of half orcs from belzken with the mindlessly cruel and linebreaker traits.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Prancing around in pink pantaloons singing merry songs is where life is at!


Hard-drinking, hard-partying drop-out from the university that befriended professional monster hunter and get on the toes of some wizards in the process. What a splendid idea.

Spoiler:
And we name him after some kind of weed... Buttercup!

Grand Lodge

He does cocaine.


If the bonuses from Bardic Performance was allowed to stack (I hate the rules regarding bonuses stacking), I'd enjoy an entire party of Bards...

Dark Archive

After watching The Gamers 1 and 2 with my friends on a stream, one of them is now playing a Kobold Bard. And by that, I mean the character is a Kobold that thinks he is a tiny dragon.

At some point he fully intends to scream THERE ARE THIRTY-SEVEN MORE OF ME[sic], A~*~@%%.

I've considered playing a Bard before, but it just doesn't jive with me. Maybe I could play one of those badass nordic-type bards that just yells to instill their comrades with confidence and then tells badass stories after the fact.

Dark Archive

It doesn't matter how you inspire people, or perform really, perform oratory to insult people is pretty cool, and if you wanna be a bad guy, who can so no to enthrall? Certainly not angry mobs!

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Bards crush face.


How about using Preform: Comedy and making your performance trash talk to enemies?

Grand Lodge

They banned my bardic performance, because you can see my junk,
through my jumpsuit.

Dark Archive

I listen to Electric Six and imagine how to make the lead into a bard.


deuxhero wrote:
How about using Preform: Comedy and making your performance trash talk to enemies?

That would be the Court Bard. ;)

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