Give the person above you a nickname.

[Live Bait]

Bait and switch.

[Gruumash .]

Drunken Mongo

[Tirq]

Two u's to many.

[Mark Hoover]

Not enough q

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Needs More Cowbell

[Mark Hoover]

more layers means less waste!

[The Mad Badger]

The shadow knows ... who farted.

[DR Konijn]

Dagnabbit!

[Captain Spalding]

Tibbar

[DJ-Bogie]

Scalding Spalding, dang she's hot!

[Mark Hoover]

Ray Charles' daydream

[DJ-Bogie]

Dyson's Dilemma

[Mark Hoover]

What's in my 6 (time for a dogfight!)

[Tirq]

Do a Barrel Roll!

[GoatToucher]

Blue Steel

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Chupacabra

[Trinite]

Five O'clock Shadow

[DJ-Bogie]

Silver Stiletto.

[Mark Hoover]

Dr Ball's nephew

[Burning Straw man]

Why do I keep getting this guy?

[Tirq]

Mr. I Want a Hug

[Carcharodon Carcharias Whitey]

Mr Tasty.

[Bergi Kauflebaum]

Ancient

[DJ-Bogie]

P.Y.T.

[Gant]

The second and the first, wholly visible, whose mucus falls upon the unworthy

[Darklord Morius]

Baldy

[Franko a]

horny

[DR Konijn]

Pokey

[Tirq]

Bunny

[Halflingtime]

That One Foaming Fanboy

[Tirq]

[From A:TLA? Of course.]

What time is it?!?!?!

[Halflingtime]

Dedicated Dog Owner?

[Tirq]

Confuser of Dogs and Cats

[Lupi Rhatwell]

Apapa!

[Live Bait]

Eyes wide shut!

Open wide and say "Apapa!"

[Tirq]

Gator Bait

[Live Bait]

WATCH OUT!!!! There's a Black starfish chomping on your brains man!!!

[Bergi Kauflebaum]

PUPPY!

[Tirq]

Kauflebaum... Bergi Kauflebaum. She likes it shaken... not stirred.

[Zedda the Crass]

The one who made that reference.

[Tirq]

The one who didn't.

[Zedda the Crass]

Gender-appropriated version of this.

[Tirq]

A gender appropriate version of this.

[Quiche Lisp]

Armored Railroad Worker

(because he's clearly holding a rail on his shoulder)

[Mark Hoover]

Union boss

(Because he's clearly Jimmy Hoffa)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Dirty Scab

(Because he's clearly Fred Flintstone, and we all know what a sellout he was)

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Me: I'll take Creepy Blue Things for 500 Alex.

Alex: Playing hide and seek you will find this Family Feud Category...

Me: *bzzz* What is i'm hiding in the closet?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Turns-Out-Masks-Of-Pure-Shadow-Don't-Actually-Hide-Your-Identity-Very-Well

[Conman the Bardbarian]

unhyphenated hyphenator

[Charles Scholz]

He who is not post #1500