I just woke up...


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what did I miss? Also, I am REAALLY hungry...


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While you were sleeping I took a phone message for you:

"You mom called. She spoke of Rebellion possibly caused by a rival Gaming group. You must go to the haunted ruins and solve a puzzle."


Also, it is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.


Grand Magus wrote:

While you were sleeping I took a phone message for you:

"You mom called. She spoke of Rebellion possibly caused by a rival Gaming group. You must go to the haunted ruins and solve a puzzle."

What the hell! I am too hungry to go an a quest, man. She can tell dad to have one ghis many cults to do that busy work. Man, that always pisses me off. I wake up after long nap and somebody wants me to do stuff, without even the chance to grab a cup of friction coffee!

slams fist

Oops, smashed a peasant. Hey, a peasant. munch, munch ....


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Also, it is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Ah, the memories...


Stop eating all the peasants. They are getting harder to come by. The news ones all complain about being repressed.


Dude, there are tons of peasants here in this hamlet. *Smashes house* See? They are running around like ants. Oops, that one looks like his legs aren't working any more. Waste not, want not. *munch, munch, munch* Oohhhhhh man, I forgot that peasants give me the munchies!

Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch


Oh, and that better be a big frickin grue, with a serious god complex, to think he can take an apex predator like me :D


You wake up in a 10' by 10' room with no windows or doors. You have none of your gear and your spells don't work.


Minty Fresh wrote:
You wake up in a 10' by 10' room with no windows or doors. You have none of your gear and your spells don't work.

Monk, goes RAGE!


Osric wrote:
Minty Fresh wrote:
You wake up in a 10' by 10' room with no windows or doors. You have none of your gear and your spells don't work.
Monk, goes RAGE!

The walls are impervious to your fists.


If I am gargantuan, does that make it more difficult? Also I eat anything in the room not nailed down.

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