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mplindustries wrote:
LazarX wrote:
Without frontliners the wizard is toast
*cough* summoning *cough* divination to see what's coming *cough cough*

Breath mint?


Caineach wrote:
My friend used the Goblin King as the basis for a Drow-Goblin nation where goblins stole children from other races and then eventually those children had longer lifespans and came to power.

What power?


Shadowborn wrote:
Or one could just chalk it up to being one of the great unanswerable mysteries of the universe, I suppose.

Try to understand them, but can you? Nope! They're mysteries!


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People cough too much when they try to present a counterargument. There should be more breath mints for everyone.


LilithsThrall wrote:
So, provide links to these alleged builds.

Behold, I see the build just fine!

It's an elf. With an ioun stone. And two traits. Eastern Mysteries, what's that?

Where's your build? If you can't post your build in your next post, you concede.


Straw Man wrote:
So, um, hello.

Hi there!

Now DIE MINTY DEATH!

As you can see, I am right and you are wrong.


Callous Jack wrote:

I'm confused, can I troll in this thread or not?

Well, SOME people still hold the totally ridiculous view that you can troll this thread. But by applying some simple logic, it's completely obvious that you can't troll in this thread.

Oh, and that's a straw man. Now I'm giving a logical argument, not an attack.


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Because the trolls stay away from jokes. No anger to incite.


SLAaDOS wrote:
There is only one way to resolve this: Kobold Cleaver vs. Gark in a 12-round nakkid Jello-wrestling match. The winner gets a moist delicious cake. Everyone else gets grapefruit spoons to gouge out their own eyes.

The cake is a lie and there is no spoon.


Osric wrote:
Minty Fresh wrote:
You wake up in a 10' by 10' room with no windows or doors. You have none of your gear and your spells don't work.
Monk, goes RAGE!

The walls are impervious to your fists.


You wake up in a 10' by 10' room with no windows or doors. You have none of your gear and your spells don't work.


Name Violation wrote:
Xaaon of Korvosa wrote:
I'd like to see a Sorcerer based Magus...rather than wizard base...drop the spell book, get spontaneous casting/known spells instead.
*cough*arcane duelist bard* cough

Breath mint?


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Doomed Hero wrote:
concerro wrote:


It can't be done.
*cough cough* Bastard Sword *cough cough*

Breath mint?