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Sutter: ...shame pig!
Judy: It's not a shame pig—it doesn't judge!
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Jessica: I've done a lot of things with a company credit card, but buy groceries is not one of them.
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Adam: Yay, I'm a rock AND a person!
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crystal: You'll have to pick up Two Weapon Fighting to wield both cats at onceHA! That reminds me of the time in an old game I was running I had a derro dual-wield a pair of stirges against the PCs. That was comedy gold.
Did the party take any penalties for laughing their asses off while trying to kill said Derro?
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Did the party take any penalties for laughing their asses off while trying to kill said Derro?crystal: You'll have to pick up Two Weapon Fighting to wield both cats at onceHA! That reminds me of the time in an old game I was running I had a derro dual-wield a pair of stirges against the PCs. That was comedy gold.
That session was one of the best ever. It included:
1) A dwarf PC losing his weapon and grabbing the nearest thing he could as a club—but he was in a stall for "marital aids for drow" at the time...
2) The aforementioned stirge-wielding derro
3) A mine cart crashing into an underground bazaar
4) One player falling out of his chair onto the ground he was laughing so hard at the insane sights he saw just before his mine cart crashed
5) A mind flayer
6) Duergar who weren't in the exact right place tactically to embiggen, yet they did so anyway.
The adventure itself was Bruce Cordell's "Gates of Firestorm Peak." Great adventure... my favorite from the 2nd edition era hands down.
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James Jacobs,
You are one of my favorite people right now.
6) Duergar who weren't in the exact right place tactically to embiggen, yet they did so anyway.
Embiggen? I've never heard that word before.
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I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word.
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Crystal: What you're doing right now is the equivalent of telling someone about to have their appendix out about how the doctor left a sponge inside you.
Cosmo: More like telling someone about to have their left arm amputated to write "NOT THIS ONE!" on their right arm.
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I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word.
My first thought on seeing this was "Oh, come on! You're just making that up!" Then I looked it up; well played...
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gary: "Your ability to make changes was terminated on March 30, 2012"
gary: should probably have friendlier wording than that...
cosmo: "Hi, Sweetie! Your ability to make changes was terminated on March 30, 2012"
liz: "Looks like these changes.... *sunglasses* were terminated."
crystal: Something smells like... burning.... feet.You have described the way cilantro tastes to me.
Still sounds better than Danish cheese.
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Still sounds better than Danish cheese.
I've had and enjoyed some pretty rank cheese before. I'll have to give Danish a try. If I can find it for less than "your firstborn / pound".
Still sounds better than Danish cheese.I've had and enjoyed some pretty rank cheese before. I'll have to give Danish a try. If I can find it for less than "your firstborn / pound".
I'm fine with paying Kajehase's firstborn/pound
Considering my luck with the ladies - so am I! :p
Still sounds better than Danish cheese.I've had and enjoyed some pretty rank cheese before. I'll have to give Danish a try. If I can find it for less than "your firstborn / pound".
I believe "Havarti" is considered the connoisseurs' choice.
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You can pay with my firstborn anytime you want.
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crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited
Aslan already took over Paizo?!
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I'm fine with paying Kajehase's firstborn/poundStill sounds better than Danish cheese.I've had and enjoyed some pretty rank cheese before. I'll have to give Danish a try. If I can find it for less than "your firstborn / pound".
Kajehase *sounds* like a kind of Danish cheese.
Or is that a kind of cheese danish?
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Cheese I can take, but Danish?!
You're going down Wertz - like a Tuborg on the Helsingborg-Helsingør ferries.
crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited
It's like Night of the Lepus all over again!
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crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies RevisitedHas anyone noticed, that despite the Rabbit Prince being in the Harrow Deck, there's no lapine race for PCs?
The Rabbit Prince wasn't a rabbit race. He was a rabbit. It's all in my "Big Book of Varisian Folk Tales" my grandma used to read me when I was little.
Crystal, have you bought a new hat?
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android WelfareSPGRAW is not the best acronym.
Sf-insert adjective/adverb starting on vowel-PoGRaAW?
SfOPoGRaAW?
SfAPoGRaAW?
SfEPoGRaAW?
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Speaking of halflings and corgis in a fantasy setting I saw this Hobbit Comic awhile back.
Hobbits are Corgis
Dwarfs are Pugs
Elves are Afghan Hounds
And Smaug is a Kittieh!
Gary jalapeño cool ranch taco bell eXTREEM dorito tacos
Gary it's raining tacos
gary: so the rule for nachos is like the rule for butter then?
So the rule is that more is better? At least, that's how I've always thought of nachos...
Yeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!!robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android WelfareSPGRAW is not the best acronym.
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AFFIRMATIVEYeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!!robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android WelfareSPGRAW is not the best acronym.
I read that in K-9's voice.
AFFIRMATIVEYeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!!robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android WelfareSPGRAW is not the best acronym.