The badger is frothing at the mouth! We gotta put him down!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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You gotta tell them!
It's worse than you think. I'm pretty sure they're mixing in play-doh and kosher dill pickles.
I knew a guy who worked in an ice cream factory.
He said that if they were working on a batch and screwed it up, they just threw in a bunch of chocolate and voila! problem solved.
He didn't mention pickles, though.
The pickles get added at night by gnomes after the work day is over. The gnomes aren't actually mythological creatures, but instead genetically modified humans from an alternater dimension where everything is smaller.
The plot thickens!
Genetically modified to be normal human size, that is. Meaning they are giants in their own dimension.
The plot thickens!
It gets worse. In growing the pickles, you really don't want to know what the gnomes use for fertilizer.
No way, you two. I got a letter from the government and it says right here that there's nothing fishy about the ice cream situation.
I'm flagging both of your posts for sedition, fear-mongering and a general ant-ice cream attitude.
Shame on you.
Badger, stop stealing my lines!!
You know that I'm armed.
A bowl of badgers?
Planet of the Badgers?
A planet where badgers evolved from men?
Planet of the Badgers?A planet where badgers evolved from men?
More terrifying -- a planet where badgers evolved... from badgers!
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