The badger is frothing at the mouth! We gotta put him down!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's not my first visit behind the woodshed.
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taig wrote: You gotta tell them! It's worse than you think. I'm pretty sure they're mixing in play-doh and kosher dill pickles.
I knew a guy who worked in an ice cream factory.
He said that if they were working on a batch and screwed it up, they just threw in a bunch of chocolate and voila! problem solved.
He didn't mention pickles, though.
The pickles get added at night by gnomes after the work day is over. The gnomes aren't actually mythological creatures, but instead genetically modified humans from an alternater dimension where everything is smaller.
Genetically modified to be normal human size, that is. Meaning they are giants in their own dimension.
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote: The plot thickens! It gets worse. In growing the pickles, you really don't want to know what the gnomes use for fertilizer.
No way, you two. I got a letter from the government and it says right here that there's nothing fishy about the ice cream situation.
I'm flagging both of your posts for sedition, fear-mongering and a general ant-ice cream attitude.
Shame on you.
Maybe I could be the son of Robert Thorn...I think I look just like my good buddy CH, pretty much...
Anyway, sounds like a pretty awesome movie...OK! I'll do it!
Badger, stop stealing my lines!!
You know that I'm armed.
Aberzombie wrote: Planet of the Badgers? A planet where badgers evolved from men?
taig wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Planet of the Badgers? A planet where badgers evolved from men? More terrifying -- a planet where badgers evolved... from badgers!
taig wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Planet of the Badgers? A planet where badgers evolved from men? Or where mankind was the cause of his own downfall and badgers took their rightful place as the dominant species.
That reminds me of something.....
Soylent Green is Badgers! It's Badgerssssss!!!!
Nicolas Cage wrote: Maybe I could be the son of Robert Thorn...I think I look just like my good buddy CH, pretty much...
Anyway, sounds like a pretty awesome movie...OK! I'll do it!
Flagged for trolling.
It's like you knew how much I loathe Nick Cage.
Celestial Healer wrote: Nicolas Cage wrote: Maybe I could be the son of Robert Thorn...I think I look just like my good buddy CH, pretty much...
Anyway, sounds like a pretty awesome movie...OK! I'll do it!
Flagged for trolling.
It's like you knew how much I loathe Nick Cage. Just because he named his son Kal-El Cage. ;)
Badgerton Heston wrote: Soylent Green is Badgers! It's Badgerssssss!!!! <Like>
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