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Male Orc Expert 5
Asmodia Crispin wrote: Scarlet Pimpernel Druids? Those Chelaxies seek him everywhere? But but... If he is in hell, wouldn't Asmodeus let them know that he's got it?
Thanks for the clarification, I actually don't remember what I was working on before, but I can get something up tonight, I am sure.
Whose to say its not his plan all along? Asmodeus invented the term "prep time".
We are still level 2 correct? (Nobles crew). :)
Male Orc Expert 5
Yup, this book ends on lvl3.
So, speaking of the nobles crew, did we just propose and accept a plan that involved a lot of climbing and balancing only to realize none of you had any capability to climb and or balance?
Human? Witch 2
TarkXT wrote: Yup, this book ends on lvl3.
So, speaking of the nobles crew, did we just propose and accept a plan that involved a lot of climbing and balancing only to realize none of you had any capability to climb and or balance?
That would be yes.
Castor is amused.
Male Chelaxian Wizard (Banishment) 1 | HP 8/8 | F+1 R+1 W+4 | AC 11 ff10 t11 | CMB -1, CMD 10 | Per +5 | Init +1
I neither consented to nor condoned this course of action. It was the decision of the clients.
Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor of Milani (Preacher archetype) 4
Yes - though I will retrospectivly maintain that it was merely an Indy ploy forcing us to get there and then madly improvise and make stuff up until it works :)
Male Human Barbarian 5
Bloodless wrote: ‘Goat’ at AG-19, staked on SHORT tether. Are you sure Bloodless hasn't confused the plan to catch a Shadowbeast with the T-Rex one?
M Elf HP:33/33, AC:19/T:15/FF:14 - Percep: +10(LL Vis) F:+4/R:+9/W:+3 CMD: 20, Spd: 30ft, Init: +6 Rogue 4 (Pregen)
Bejis Krupt wrote: Are you sure Bloodless hasn't confused the plan to catch a Shadowbeast with the T-Rex one? I'd have used a stalking horse for that :)
Female Human Cleric/4
I'm rather looking forward to seeing how this plays out. There may be a reason for the cleric to meet Bloodless. Or...
Male Human Barbarian 5
Quote: Henchman 1: "Okay, fine, I'll go ahead alone."
Henchman 24: "Going alone. This is why you new guys always die. You just can't smell a cliche coming."
Female Human Cleric/4
Awh, is my harmless flirting really that disruptive to a brawny fighty-type? Whelp, Cayden wouldn't like that one bit.
Male Orc Expert 5
Asmodia Crispin wrote: Awh, is my harmless flirting really that disruptive to a brawny fighty-type? Whelp, Cayden wouldn't like that one bit. I think you have Cayden mistaken for another god of drunks.
Female Human Cleric/4
Unless you are being facetious, I have read that Cayden and Calistria get along fairly well. I thought Cayden was the god of brewskies and babes, like, the frat party god who is slightly Cyrano de Bergiac, or... Oliver Reed's Anthos from the 1970s Muskateers movies.
Male Orc Expert 5
I was commenting on Cayden not likeing his followers trying to get in the pants of fellow drunks. I'm one to believe that Cayden took the test of the starstone with his pants on his head.
Female Human Cleric/4
Whoa... who said anything printing invitations to a pants party? I wrote a mockery of intimacy, to keep up with the rouse that they're there to have drinks in a filthy scummy hole together, not to get down and do the wild thing.
whatcha who?
Pants are on, 100%
one. hundred. percent.
Wait, was I supposed to know this guy is a drunk? i mean... just because a guy doesn't order a drink at a bar, I'm supposed to ask him why in front of the 'keep like a creepazoid?
*confused*
Half-Elf (Chelaxian) Female HP 109, AC 26/18/21, F +13*, R +11*, W +15*, Init +8, Per +22 Inquisitor 13
And I'm very much looking forward to Calla meeting Asmodia. You all are having so much fun, while Calla sits happily esconced in her home. Dang solitary characters.
Female Human Cleric/4
*casually slides up to Calla*
Hey there, pretty lady, whatcha readin'?
Don't bite me, please!!
Male Orc Expert 5
Asmodia Crispin wrote: Whoa... who said anything printing invitations to a pants party? I wrote a mockery of intimacy, to keep up with the rouse that they're there to have drinks in a filthy scummy hole together, not to get down and do the wild thing.
whatcha who?
Pants are on, 100%
one. hundred. percent.
Don't look at me I'm just sitting at the pub. What you two do under the table is your business.
@Calla: Could be worse, you could be getting ready to be voluntarily maimed by a thing of shadows and nightmares. Gotta give Bloodless credit, he's got balls.
Half-Elf (Chelaxian) Female HP 109, AC 26/18/21, F +13*, R +11*, W +15*, Init +8, Per +22 Inquisitor 13
I'm curious to see how you play that. I'm assuming those night things are not something a group of second-level characters could take on alone, much less one. I'm wondering if we might have someone new for Calla to loathe.
And (sort of) in character...
At least he's certain to smell better than whatever that stench Ah'm smelling from Liquor Lass over here is.
Oooh, I think I have a nice new nickname for Asmodia and I haven't even met her yet! Long Live the League.
Female Human Cleric/4
Asmodia touches her open mouth and gasps for breath. "Are you implying that I have yet to wash this week, madame? I will have you know that I am considered by many to be a more than adequate healer even when I am in my cups, and allowing oneself to stew in filth is the surest way to invite disease.
"It seems to me you are acting quite rabid, is why I asked that you please not bite me. It certainly would not serve to infect thine own cleric with your foul temper."
Asmodia covers her mouth with her hand and giggles.
M Elf HP:33/33, AC:19/T:15/FF:14 - Percep: +10(LL Vis) F:+4/R:+9/W:+3 CMD: 20, Spd: 30ft, Init: +6 Rogue 4 (Pregen)
Well that was all tense and exciting...
What a cracking bit of game time!
Female Human Cleric/4
Come and join the under the table pants party!
*laughs*
M Elf HP:33/33, AC:19/T:15/FF:14 - Percep: +10(LL Vis) F:+4/R:+9/W:+3 CMD: 20, Spd: 30ft, Init: +6 Rogue 4 (Pregen)
Seems like your dance card is already full; will stop by when it's less crowded babycakes.
Female Human Cleric/4
Ahahaha! We'll invite Calla, if you prefer :P Cayden is the god of Frat Boys.
*laughs*
Male Human Barbarian 5
@Tark: I was thinking of taking the World Serpent Totem series from Ultimate Combat (p.28). I would then take World Serpet Totem as my 2nd level rage power. (Do you have UC, or do I need to source the rage powers?)
Male Orc Expert 5
M Elf HP:33/33, AC:19/T:15/FF:14 - Percep: +10(LL Vis) F:+4/R:+9/W:+3 CMD: 20, Spd: 30ft, Init: +6 Rogue 4 (Pregen)
Asmodia Crispin wrote: Ahahaha! We'll invite Calla, if you prefer :P Cayden is the god of Frat Boys.
*laughs*
Sorry Asmodia, thats just not going to work out well :(
LeVash and Calla already have eyes for each other, and Calla only wants grudge-nookie with poor old Bloodless.
...Guess Bloodless has now scared off his friends by hunting monsters alone in the dark though, as its all quiet :p
Female Human Cleric/4
Rats! Foiled! Guess the condensation on my pint will be my only caress, since Calla, who has not met me, thinks I smell, and Bejis is too severe to be down with the lucky drunk.
*giggles*
and yeah... quiet. not that I mind per se...
M Elf HP:33/33, AC:19/T:15/FF:14 - Percep: +10(LL Vis) F:+4/R:+9/W:+3 CMD: 20, Spd: 30ft, Init: +6 Rogue 4 (Pregen)
Oh no, you mistake me. All fine for later, it's just that I don't take numbers nor join queues. I only accept walk up service :)
Female Human Cleric/4
Too bad there is no more gold left over for me to get a service bell, so that it would become more convenient for you to express your intent. :P
*laughs*
M Elf HP:33/33, AC:19/T:15/FF:14 - Percep: +10(LL Vis) F:+4/R:+9/W:+3 CMD: 20, Spd: 30ft, Init: +6 Rogue 4 (Pregen)
Depends on whether you already have a red carpet.
Female Human Cleric/4
*giggles happily over a tankard of brew*
imitating calla"Naa aaah, dat's between me and mah lawd, hear? Daaawh!"/Silly impression
Not a cleric of Calistria, unless Calla would like me to be, to get some revenge on her daddy. How 'bout it, lady?
Half-Elf (Chelaxian) Female HP 109, AC 26/18/21, F +13*, R +11*, W +15*, Init +8, Per +22 Inquisitor 13
"Mah goddess wouldn't have you, Ah don't believe. She prefers class and dignity, something Cayden clearly does not care about. However, Ah think you and Bloodless would make a lovely couple. Why don't you take him to a tavern. No, no, neither of you need to come back."
*sniff*
Female Human Cleric/4
AHAHAHAHA! the goddess of the sacred sting, classy? She's the quintessential 15 year old girl...
oh.
wait...
*pats Calla on the back*
Male Orc Expert 5
Asmodia Crispin wrote: AHAHAHAHA! the goddess of the sacred sting, classy? She's the quintessential 15 year old girl...
Yyyyyyeeaaahhhh have I ever mentioned how much I personally despise Calistria? As both a player and a GM.
Honestly I want her dead but that would mean someone would subsume her portfolio and become queen of the b~@#$es.
Female Human Cleric/4
She is only marginally better than the Eldest, in my book. I mean Asmodia to be a freedom fighter, she's just a bit liberal, as is to be expected from a chaotic god.
Male Orc Expert 5
*starts poking people wiht the "post moar" stick*
Female Human Cleric/4
Can I? I mean, short of Deus ex Machina tracking down Bloodless and congratulating him on his kill when I have no real diplomacy skill, and haven't really heard of him, I do not know what to do.
I like to post a lot, but, I just don't know.
Maybe I'll go give Calla some verbal abuse. stink up her solitary confinement and a sound tongue lashin' for stuff I don't know about...
Male Orc Expert 5
Bejis brought up questions of loot and the nobles are veerrrryyyyy slowly descending a flight of stairs.
Female Human Cleric/4
Oh dear, did they trigger a sepia snake sigil?
Human? Witch 2
well you are the one who put the kibosh on the death by plummeting plan. That would have been much faster.
M Elf HP:33/33, AC:19/T:15/FF:14 - Percep: +10(LL Vis) F:+4/R:+9/W:+3 CMD: 20, Spd: 30ft, Init: +6 Rogue 4 (Pregen)
Asmodia Crispin wrote: Can I? I mean, short of Deus ex Machina tracking down Bloodless and congratulating him on his kill when I have no real diplomacy skill, and haven't really heard of him, I do not know what to do. Pffft.
The Great White Hunter is now a minor urban legend, have't you heard the word on the street? And at least one of the League offered to buy him a round, so reckon they'd be off to a pub... which pub?... well as fate would have it...
And you don't need Diplomacy - Screaming 'You rock dude!' while flinging your underwear at this semi-celebrity requires "0 high brow skill"
Unless Tark is about to kick us into action :)
Female Human Cleric/4
Well, I was about to suggest in the campaign thread that Calla could have shots "on me" for taking care of the money bit, not that I'm bringing any in, of course.
And yes... on me. Don't know if that counts as playing a round of helicopter with my panties for your great white hunter, but, perhaps.
*laughs*
Male Orc Expert 5
I'm eager to get into the 2nd book. If my anticipation goes any loner some godsdamned tieflings are gonna come up those stairs themselves.
Female Human Cleric/4
*cowers in drunken stupor as Cayden inexplicably begins cursing in Asmodia's dreams about tieflings and stairwells*
Male Human (Chelaxian) Druid (Urban) - 4
As most of us are at least stopping by the Church (i.e. League HQ), there's really no reason Asmodia cannot simply introduce herself while various people are there...it's my understanding that we're handwaving that Asmodia is also one of Janiven's recruits, just not one who has stopped by yet.
Male Orc Expert 5
LeVash wrote: As most of us are at least stopping by the Church (i.e. League HQ), there's really no reason Asmodia cannot simply introduce herself while various people are there...it's my understanding that we're handwaving that Asmodia is also one of Janiven's recruits, just not one who has stopped by yet.
Essentially yes. But that makes little difference at this point. When everyone's done figuring out how to split the loot we can move on to the next part.
Sorry, having a busy night at work. Honestly, I'd say give us the next thing for us to respond to and we can split the loot in the background as we go, unless someone has something specific to buy before the next event happens.
M Elf HP:33/33, AC:19/T:15/FF:14 - Percep: +10(LL Vis) F:+4/R:+9/W:+3 CMD: 20, Spd: 30ft, Init: +6 Rogue 4 (Pregen)
Yeah I can't see that with the split I'd be off buying anything that would be game changing at this point, can sort that later on :)
Female Human Cleric/4
For myself, I was rather curious that all that stuff was on the IC board when it could have been worked out here.
*quoth the walking beer tap*
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