Paizo.com being unavailable 6 a.m.–8 p.m. Pacific time, Saturday, April 9, isn't going to work for me.


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I just saw this message on the Paizo.com website:

The paizo.com website will be unavailable 6 a.m.–8 p.m. Pacific time, Saturday, April 9, for maintenance.

Yeah, thats not going to work for me. I plan on doing a lot of work on this site during that time. You guys are going to need to pick a new 14 hour block. Sorry about that, but my schedule is super crazy and I can't change it for any reason. Thanks in advance for your understanding. Have a great day! : )


I agree. Either the people over at Paizo give in to our demands or we will be over there with pitchforks and lots of torches! ~whips the mob into a frenzy~


Leafar the Lost wrote:

I just saw this message on the Paizo.com website:

The paizo.com website will be unavailable 6 a.m.–8 p.m. Pacific time, Saturday, April 9, for maintenance.

Yeah, thats not going to work for me. I plan on doing a lot of work on this site during that time. You guys are going to need to pick a new 2 hour block. Sorry about that, but my schedule is super crazy and I can't change it for any reason. Thanks in advance for your understanding. Have a great day! : )

It's probably going to be even more difficult given that it's a 14 hour block.

Grand Lodge

Durned, IT guys and their crazy "having to update the server" shenanigans. [/grumble]


HOW
DARE
THEY!!

I hope you realize this means war!<said Bugs Bunny style>


Too bad it's not a weekday. It would probably increase my productivity at work.


Monkeygod wrote:

HOW

DARE
THEY!!

this is clearly an act of war.....WAR I SAY!!!

We should nuke them!

Scarab Sages

Damn that TETER and his incessant clicking!!!!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

It's pretty obvious what "server maintenance" means: Erik is going to be running a cool new Pathfinder adventure, and Gary doesn't want to miss it.

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:

It's pretty obvious what "server maintenance" means: Erik is going to be running a cool new Pathfinder adventure, and Gary doesn't want to miss it.

It's true. Normally, he can let the site just kind of run on its own for purposes of eating, sleeping, and so on. But the new adventure is just too important to possibly be interrupted by the site going haywire, so it's just safer to shut the whole thing down.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
taig wrote:

It's pretty obvious what "server maintenance" means: Erik is going to be running a cool new Pathfinder adventure, and Gary doesn't want to miss it.

It's true. Normally, he can let the site just kind of run on its own for purposes of eating, sleeping, and so on. But the new adventure is just too important to possibly be interrupted by the site going haywire, so it's just safer to shut the whole thing down.

I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.

Dark Archive

We demand pitchforks! We demand torches! We demand rope! The will be mob justice here!

Liberty's Edge

I hope this means new forum functionality of some kind!


Aberzombie wrote:
Damn that TETER and his incessant clicking!!!!

These clicks can eventually form a union. And you know what that means. Darth Wertz needs to squash this rebellion and show those plucky IT guys who's in charge.

"Execute Order 66."

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Aberzombie wrote:
I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.

Actually Vic told me to make darn sure that the "site is down for maintenance" page does not give anybody the impression that we're announcing a new product or anything.

Dark Archive

your hiding something right? cause it sounds like your hiding something....

Liberty's Edge

Gary Teter wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.
Actually Vic told me to make darn sure that the "site is down for maintenance" page does not give anybody the impression that we're announcing a new product or anything.

That's what you'd like us to believe, isn't it? Well we know better!

You think you know what we think you know but we know you think we know we think that you know. Know what I mean?

Dark Archive

Burn it! Burn it all down to the ground!


The secret cabal that runs Paizo is hiding something, and everyone on here knows it!

Silver Crusade

Leafar the Lost wrote:
The secret cabal that runs Paizo is hiding something, and everyone on here knows it!

Spoiler:
Gary is an alien.

You heard it here first.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Gary Teter wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.
Actually Vic told me to make darn sure that the "site is down for maintenance" page does not give anybody the impression that we're announcing a new product or anything.

So your saying you want it to be a surprise the new product? :D

Shadow Lodge

Gary Teter wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.
Actually Vic told me to make darn sure that the "site is down for maintenance" page does not give anybody the impression that we're announcing a new product or anything.

That is super clever, make sure it doesn't give the impression a new product is going to be announced so when you do announce it, it's an even bigger surprise! Vic is super sneaky!

Ooo, the anticipation builds!


Oh! Oh! I know what it is! The info on the next AP. The Great Cosmo Moustache Takeover! "The PCs must protect the world from a meglomanic Moustache that has taken over a meek and mild customer service rep. Having transported said Customer Service rep to Golarian, this dastardly Moustache then assumes control over the hoards of the abyss and plans on breaking through the Worldwound."

Shadow Lodge

Sharoth wrote:
Monkeygod wrote:

HOW

DARE
THEY!!

this is clearly an act of war.....WAR I SAY!!!

We should nuke them!

From orbit!

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

Sharoth wrote:
...a meglomanic Moustache that has taken over a meek and mild customer service rep. Having ...

....I feel your sources may be a bit untrustworthy.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Dragonborn3 wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Monkeygod wrote:

HOW

DARE
THEY!!

this is clearly an act of war.....WAR I SAY!!!

We should nuke them!
From orbit!

It's the only way to be sure.

Shadow Lodge

Sharoth wrote:
Oh! Oh! I know what it is! The info on the next AP. The Great Cosmo Moustache Takeover! "The PCs must protect the world from a meglomanic Moustache that has taken over a meek and mild customer service rep. Having transported said Customer Service rep to Golarian, this dastardly Moustache then assumes control over the hoards of the abyss and plans on breaking through the Worldwound."

I suspect they are going to release the companion products for that AP also. "Classic Mustaches Revisited", a book detailing the various classic mustaches and how they fit into Golarion and the Player Companion "Mustaches of Golarion" which details a whole new mustache playable race!

I can't wait to try out the new mustache feats!

Grand Lodge

Paul Watson wrote:
Dragonborn3 wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Monkeygod wrote:

HOW

DARE
THEY!!

this is clearly an act of war.....WAR I SAY!!!

We should nuke them!
From orbit!
It's the only way to be sure.

We have a term for this. It's called exterminatus.

Liberty's Edge

...the Moustache Rider PrC, available only to clerics of Shelyn...

If you have to delete this, I understand...but I know it made you laugh.

Shadow Lodge

Sample Mustache Feats

Mustache of Sustenance
Your 'stache collects bits of food when you eat so if you run out of trail rations you can nibble on your 'stache to replace 2d4 days worth of trail rations.

Climbing Mustache
The handlebars on your mustache are prehensile and grant you a +2 bonus to all climb checks. You can also use your mustache to carry small objects such as a dagger or a wand which you can transfer to a hand as a swift action.

Grand Lodge

0gre wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Oh! Oh! I know what it is! The info on the next AP. The Great Cosmo Moustache Takeover! "The PCs must protect the world from a meglomanic Moustache that has taken over a meek and mild customer service rep. Having transported said Customer Service rep to Golarian, this dastardly Moustache then assumes control over the hoards of the abyss and plans on breaking through the Worldwound."

I suspect they are going to release the companion products for that AP also. "Classic Mustaches Revisited", a book detailing the various classic mustaches and how they fit into Golarion and the Player Companion "Mustaches of Golarion" which details a whole new mustache playable race!

I can't wait to try out the new mustache feats!

Dibs on the My Mustache is a Windmill your point is invalid feat!


0gre wrote:

Sample Mustache Feats

Mustache of Sustenance
Your 'stache collects bits of food when you eat so if you run out of trail rations you can nibble on your 'stache to replace 2d4 days worth of trail rations.

Climbing Mustache
The handlebars on your mustache are prehensile and grant you a +2 bonus to all climb checks. You can also use your mustache to carry small objects such as a dagger or a wand which you can transfer to a hand as a swift action.

I'm looking forward to the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo alternate fighter.

Hmmm, Cosmomo-mo Mo-momo? {head a'splode!}

Grand Lodge

Jeremiziah wrote:

...stuff...

If you have to delete this, I understand...but I know it made you laugh.

Oh, I'm sure they will. But yeah, definitely laugh worthy...


0gre wrote:

Sample Mustache Feats

Mustache of Sustenance
Your 'stache collects bits of food when you eat so if you run out of trail rations you can nibble on your 'stache to replace 2d4 days worth of trail rations.

Climbing Mustache
The handlebars on your mustache are prehensile and grant you a +2 bonus to all climb checks. You can also use your mustache to carry small objects such as a dagger or a wand which you can transfer to a hand as a swift action.

Is it bad I'd seriously consider giving characters access to these?

Of course if they are published I'm sure my players will force me to allow them. Tisk tisk...


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
0gre wrote:

Sample Mustache Feats

Mustache of Sustenance
Your 'stache collects bits of food when you eat so if you run out of trail rations you can nibble on your 'stache to replace 2d4 days worth of trail rations.

That explains the 200 lb. fish that lives in Cosmo's

RPG Superstar 2012

T-minus 13.5 hours...


I want to know what the Paizon's will really be doing during that 14 hour block! Do they really expect us to believe that it's for maintenance? I demand to know the truth!!!


I heard they're getting ready to announce Pathfinder Second Edition.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Massive thread necromancy!

The Exchange

Playing around in FAWTL without us. Or in threads we can't touch until they bring it back online and then they will lock us out.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

You all should come look at the site during the outage just to see the new piece of art Crystal whipped up for site maintenance.

Contributor

Leafar the Lost wrote:
I want to know what the Paizon's will really be doing during that 14 hour block! Do they really expect us to believe that it's for maintenance? I demand to know the truth!!!

Marathon Spire of Nex gaming session.

RPG Superstar 2012

Liz Courts wrote:
Leafar the Lost wrote:
I want to know what the Paizon's will really be doing during that 14 hour block! Do they really expect us to believe that it's for maintenance? I demand to know the truth!!!
Marathon Spire of Nex gaming session.

I knew it!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Vic Wertz wrote:
You all should come look at the site during the outage just to see the new piece of art Crystal whipped up for site maintenance.

If this is a trick, I'm going to be very angry...

Or hungry. I can never figure that out.

Dark Archive

Get the stakes and the firewood! Don't forget the rope! Burn them! Burn them all!!!


Yes! Burn th silver dragon! He tikker jerbs!

Dark Archive

Burn the Leprechaun! Burn him!


I have no idea what's going on.


OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

MOB GHOULASH!!!

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