
Leafar the Lost |

I just saw this message on the Paizo.com website:
The paizo.com website will be unavailable 6 a.m.–8 p.m. Pacific time, Saturday, April 9, for maintenance.
Yeah, thats not going to work for me. I plan on doing a lot of work on this site during that time. You guys are going to need to pick a new 14 hour block. Sorry about that, but my schedule is super crazy and I can't change it for any reason. Thanks in advance for your understanding. Have a great day! : )

Corrosive Rabbit |

I just saw this message on the Paizo.com website:
The paizo.com website will be unavailable 6 a.m.–8 p.m. Pacific time, Saturday, April 9, for maintenance.
Yeah, thats not going to work for me. I plan on doing a lot of work on this site during that time. You guys are going to need to pick a new 2 hour block. Sorry about that, but my schedule is super crazy and I can't change it for any reason. Thanks in advance for your understanding. Have a great day! : )
It's probably going to be even more difficult given that it's a 14 hour block.

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It's pretty obvious what "server maintenance" means: Erik is going to be running a cool new Pathfinder adventure, and Gary doesn't want to miss it.
It's true. Normally, he can let the site just kind of run on its own for purposes of eating, sleeping, and so on. But the new adventure is just too important to possibly be interrupted by the site going haywire, so it's just safer to shut the whole thing down.

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taig wrote:It's true. Normally, he can let the site just kind of run on its own for purposes of eating, sleeping, and so on. But the new adventure is just too important to possibly be interrupted by the site going haywire, so it's just safer to shut the whole thing down.It's pretty obvious what "server maintenance" means: Erik is going to be running a cool new Pathfinder adventure, and Gary doesn't want to miss it.
I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.

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Aberzombie wrote:I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.Actually Vic told me to make darn sure that the "site is down for maintenance" page does not give anybody the impression that we're announcing a new product or anything.
That's what you'd like us to believe, isn't it? Well we know better!
You think you know what we think you know but we know you think we know we think that you know. Know what I mean?

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Aberzombie wrote:I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.Actually Vic told me to make darn sure that the "site is down for maintenance" page does not give anybody the impression that we're announcing a new product or anything.
So your saying you want it to be a surprise the new product? :D

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Aberzombie wrote:I bet it involves a test run for their Epic Play rules.Actually Vic told me to make darn sure that the "site is down for maintenance" page does not give anybody the impression that we're announcing a new product or anything.
That is super clever, make sure it doesn't give the impression a new product is going to be announced so when you do announce it, it's an even bigger surprise! Vic is super sneaky!
Ooo, the anticipation builds!

Sharoth |

Oh! Oh! I know what it is! The info on the next AP. The Great Cosmo Moustache Takeover! "The PCs must protect the world from a meglomanic Moustache that has taken over a meek and mild customer service rep. Having transported said Customer Service rep to Golarian, this dastardly Moustache then assumes control over the hoards of the abyss and plans on breaking through the Worldwound."

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Oh! Oh! I know what it is! The info on the next AP. The Great Cosmo Moustache Takeover! "The PCs must protect the world from a meglomanic Moustache that has taken over a meek and mild customer service rep. Having transported said Customer Service rep to Golarian, this dastardly Moustache then assumes control over the hoards of the abyss and plans on breaking through the Worldwound."
I suspect they are going to release the companion products for that AP also. "Classic Mustaches Revisited", a book detailing the various classic mustaches and how they fit into Golarion and the Player Companion "Mustaches of Golarion" which details a whole new mustache playable race!
I can't wait to try out the new mustache feats!

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Sample Mustache Feats
Mustache of Sustenance
Your 'stache collects bits of food when you eat so if you run out of trail rations you can nibble on your 'stache to replace 2d4 days worth of trail rations.
Climbing Mustache
The handlebars on your mustache are prehensile and grant you a +2 bonus to all climb checks. You can also use your mustache to carry small objects such as a dagger or a wand which you can transfer to a hand as a swift action.

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Sharoth wrote:Oh! Oh! I know what it is! The info on the next AP. The Great Cosmo Moustache Takeover! "The PCs must protect the world from a meglomanic Moustache that has taken over a meek and mild customer service rep. Having transported said Customer Service rep to Golarian, this dastardly Moustache then assumes control over the hoards of the abyss and plans on breaking through the Worldwound."I suspect they are going to release the companion products for that AP also. "Classic Mustaches Revisited", a book detailing the various classic mustaches and how they fit into Golarion and the Player Companion "Mustaches of Golarion" which details a whole new mustache playable race!
I can't wait to try out the new mustache feats!
Dibs on the My Mustache is a Windmill your point is invalid feat!

Ambrosia Slaad |

Sample Mustache Feats
Mustache of Sustenance
Your 'stache collects bits of food when you eat so if you run out of trail rations you can nibble on your 'stache to replace 2d4 days worth of trail rations.Climbing Mustache
The handlebars on your mustache are prehensile and grant you a +2 bonus to all climb checks. You can also use your mustache to carry small objects such as a dagger or a wand which you can transfer to a hand as a swift action.
I'm looking forward to the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo alternate fighter.
Hmmm, Cosmomo-mo Mo-momo? {head a'splode!}

MaxBarton |

Sample Mustache Feats
Mustache of Sustenance
Your 'stache collects bits of food when you eat so if you run out of trail rations you can nibble on your 'stache to replace 2d4 days worth of trail rations.Climbing Mustache
The handlebars on your mustache are prehensile and grant you a +2 bonus to all climb checks. You can also use your mustache to carry small objects such as a dagger or a wand which you can transfer to a hand as a swift action.
Is it bad I'd seriously consider giving characters access to these?
Of course if they are published I'm sure my players will force me to allow them. Tisk tisk...

Justin Franklin |

Sample Mustache Feats
Mustache of Sustenance
Your 'stache collects bits of food when you eat so if you run out of trail rations you can nibble on your 'stache to replace 2d4 days worth of trail rations.
That explains the 200 lb. fish that lives in Cosmo's