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[Turns back to customer trying to purchase a case of Schlitz]

Would that be plastic or paper?

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Milord, help!

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"Hey he is buying a case of Schlitz he does not want paper or plastic he is going to carry it out himself stop your lolly gagging.


Yessir.

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Anytime now, milord.


VM mercenario wrote:

The translator was wrong... I said "But I like llamas. Are you brazilian?" 'Cuidado' means 'beware' or 'danger' or 'watch out' in portuguese and spanish.

Also, now that I'm not sleepy, I noticed your nick is in spanish and cuidado is written and means the same thing in spanish too, so you're either from a spanish speaking country, or you managed to troll me without even trying...

I did indeed try to say "Watch out, llamas!" . The translator took your phrase and made it into "But I taste of llamas. Are you Brazilian?"

And I'm not from a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country. Nor do I speak Spanish or Portuguese.

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Do you know the difference betwixt a brown noser and a s$$~ head?

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
VM mercenario wrote:

The translator was wrong... I said "But I like llamas. Are you brazilian?" 'Cuidado' means 'beware' or 'danger' or 'watch out' in portuguese and spanish.

Also, now that I'm not sleepy, I noticed your nick is in spanish and cuidado is written and means the same thing in spanish too, so you're either from a spanish speaking country, or you managed to troll me without even trying...

I did indeed try to say "Watch out, llamas!" . The translator took your phrase and made it into "But I taste of llamas. Are you Brazilian?"

And I'm not from a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country. Nor do I speak Spanish or Portuguese.

Ok. In that case, just so you know, your nick means 'great king of the monkeys'.


VM mercenario wrote:
Ok. In that case, just so you know, your nick means 'great king of the monkeys'.

Yep, I know. I also know it is actually misspelled (notice I have no 's' at the end of 'mono'. That is, in fact, on purpose. The purpose, however, is not something I will discuss.

Question: If a Tibetan holy man opened a store where he sold cold cuts, would he be the Deli Lama?

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Yes!!!

The llama meme is reborn!

Now to see if I can restart the Boxy frenzy.


Como se llama?


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
I'll save you time and effort, my Lord and Savior. I am Doodlebug Anklebiter am Don Juan de Doodlebug am Comrade Anklebiter. It's kind of like the Holy Trinity, except cooler. Not as cool as you, though.

Thank you for your honesty; however, the Investigators have already been sent out, so you will be investigated three times. Also, I tell you the truth, this very night, before the rooster crows, you will disown me three times...


Gruumash . wrote:


And the last shall be first.

I am the first...

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...and the last.


And something in between.

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How many imitations does that make now?


\m/Never enough \m/


TOZ wrote:
How many imitations does that make now?

You are the imitator of me, TOZ!!!


How does that work?

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TriOmegaZombie wrote:
How does that work?

TOZ was here long before Lafur da' looney, is it a time travel incident? Can we blame the master?


Crimson Jester wrote:
TriOmegaZombie wrote:
How does that work?
TOZ was here long before Lafur da' looney, is it a time travel incident? Can we blame the master?

I was created long before all of you were even conceived of in your father's loins!

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Maybe. My daddy had me when he was fairly old.


Leafar the Lost wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
TriOmegaZombie wrote:
How does that work?
TOZ was here long before Lafur da' looney, is it a time travel incident? Can we blame the master?
I was created long before all of you were even conceived of in your father's loins!

Tee hee, he said loins...

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Hey Anklebiter how many cases of wine did you sell today?

Hey Lando the Ludicris when is this special investigation team showing up? I am really busy and it will only go worse on you if they interupt my football watching or gaming and drinking. If that happens I am really going to take it out on your hide. Also stop giving Ankelbiter hope he is going to get out of his current job it ruins morale. And honestly the beatings won't stop until morale gets better.


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
I'll save you time and effort, my Lord and Savior. I am Doodlebug Anklebiter am Don Juan de Doodlebug am Comrade Anklebiter. It's kind of like the Holy Trinity, except cooler. Not as cool as you, though.

Leafear, I recommend you split his personalities asunder and send each to a customized portion of the Labyrinth.


Dear Leafar the Loathed,

In the past 24 hours I have been forced against my will to work three consecutive shifts in Gruumash.'s packie. During that time I have been berated, harrassed, insulted, sexually exploited (they made me work in a loincloth to show off my abs!) and beaten 17 times.

During those 24 hours, I did nothing but whisper your praises and beg for your succor. But you have forsaken me. Not only did you not stop the horrors of the last day--which I would not have dared to presume you would have done, for what am I but a lowly insignificant goblin in your sight--but you didn't even offer me any hope! None! At all!

All you would have had to do was say something, like, "Hey, Gruumash., stop beating Doodlebug with your crowbar!" or "Hey, Mass-hole, let Doodlebug put his pants back on!" But, no, not you, Leafar the Loathed, Mr. High-and-Mighty, Mr. Aloof-and-Inscrutable. Not a word.

Instead you taunt me with THREE INVESTIGATIONS!

I'm not even going to wait for the cock to crow:

I deny you!

I deny you!

I deny you!


Out of curiousity: If I were face-to-face with a blackbird who had a loaded revolver, should I wait for the crow to cock before I shoot it? Or is it ok to shoot it first?

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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Dear Leafar the Loathed,

In the past 24 hours I have been forced against my will to work three consecutive shifts in Gruumash.'s packie. During that time I have been berated, harrassed, insulted, sexually exploited (they made me work in a loincloth to show off my abs!) and beaten 17 times.

During those 24 hours, I did nothing but whisper your praises and beg for your succor. But you have forsaken me. Not only did you not stop the horrors of the last day--which I would not have dared to presume you would have done, for what am I but a lowly insignificant goblin in your sight--but you didn't even offer me any hope! None! At all!

All you would have had to do was say something, like, "Hey, Gruumash., stop beating Doodlebug with your crowbar!" or "Hey, Mass-hole, let Doodlebug put his pants back on!" But, no, not you, Leafar the Loathed, Mr. High-and-Mighty, Mr. Aloof-and-Inscrutable. Not a word.

Instead you taunt me with THREE INVESTIGATIONS!

I'm not even going to wait for the cock to crow:

I deny you!

I deny you!

I deny you!

"Wait they let you wear a loin cloth? You were not to be allowed clothing goblins don't need to wear clothing."

"Oh by the way the job of being the Lord of New Hampshire looks alot better now I bet? All you would have needed to do was pay a tithe, but no you denied me even that. So now you suffer. So get back to work and without the loin cloth."

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VM mercenario wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
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Crimson Jester wrote:


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Ah! I see. Thank you, sensei.


Leafar the Lost wrote:

I need to make this clear right now! There are just two rules for this thread (for now). They are as follows:

1. Do not post on my thread!
2. No llamas are allowed to post on this thread, if you break rule #1.

Is that clear?

Post.


tocath wrote:

Lafear's opressive posting restrictions deprive Paizonians of their rights!

I call for a non-violent protest, a civil disobedience of sitting unmoved in this thread until the opressor realizes he has lost!

Hear, hear!


Gruumash . wrote:
Leafar the Lost wrote:
Gruumash . wrote:
Leafar the Lost wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Leafar the Lost wrote:

I need to make this clear right now! There are just two rules for this thread (for now). They are as follows:

1. Do not post on my thread!
2. No llamas are allowed to post on this thread, if you break rule #1.

Is that clear?

Are we allowed to post links to videos that provide information on llamas (so as to educate those who aren't familiar with them)?
No.
No what ... no thank you?
What part of no do you not understand? You will be going to the Labyrinth soon...

:) Bring it on Lost guy. I don't think I am too scared of someone finding me whose moniker is Lost.

So am I number one on your list yet?

If not I will keep trying.

I am his nemesis, find your own!

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VM mercenario wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:


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The pleasure was all mine.


*Casts Protection from Leafar*


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Almost got it Xabulba.


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Dear Leafar the Loathed,

In the past 24 hours I have been forced against my will to work three consecutive shifts in Gruumash.'s packie. During that time I have been berated, harrassed, insulted, sexually exploited (they made me work in a loincloth to show off my abs!) and beaten 17 times.

During those 24 hours, I did nothing but whisper your praises and beg for your succor. But you have forsaken me. Not only did you not stop the horrors of the last day--which I would not have dared to presume you would have done, for what am I but a lowly insignificant goblin in your sight--but you didn't even offer me any hope! None! At all!

All you would have had to do was say something, like, "Hey, Gruumash., stop beating Doodlebug with your crowbar!" or "Hey, Mass-hole, let Doodlebug put his pants back on!" But, no, not you, Leafar the Loathed, Mr. High-and-Mighty, Mr. Aloof-and-Inscrutable. Not a word.

Instead you taunt me with THREE INVESTIGATIONS!

I'm not even going to wait for the cock to crow:

I deny you!

I deny you!

I deny you!

You see, I was right. My omnipotence can no longer be denied. You shall be the first to be imprisoned in my Labyrinth, where you shall serve me for all time. I AM THE LAW!!!

Also, stop posting on this thread...


JMD031 wrote:

*Casts Protection from Leafar*

I knew you would do that, so I cast a trigger spell that would only go into effect when you cast "Protection from Leafar", which automatically teleported you into the Labyrinth. You are the second one to be imprisoned there...

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Leafar the Lost wrote:


Also, start posting on this thread...

Um...OK.


Getting close to quadruple digits...


993


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996 llama llama llama


997 tri-llama


998 tri-delt


999 tri-anything

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C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!


1001, llama at the top of the page.

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