"They removed the child to the ballroom, whose hangings
And mirrors were covered with a luminous slime;
They leapt through the air with buzzings and twangings
To work themselves up to a ritual crime.
They stunned her, and stripped off her garments, and lastly
They stuffed her inside a kind of a pod;
And then it was that Millicent Frastley
Was sacrificed to The Insect God."
from THE INSECT GOD by Edward Gorey
All follow Mr. Gorey's example and sacrifice what you hold most precious to me. Everything that decays and dies belongs to me. Your great weapons of war cannot harm me. I drink your poisons to make myself stronger. Your entire lives are spent feeding my growth for I am the Insect God.
That was crap, keep it coming.
OK, you are not the Insect God; his name is Zexxcuut and he lives on another dimension. Let this be the last post, and then we can get you some help...
The droning of insectile wings announces the arrival of the Insect God's first follower.
"Buzzzzzzz...."
"They removed the child to the ballroom, whose hangings
And mirrors were covered with a luminous slime;
They leapt through the air with buzzings and twangings
To work themselves up to a ritual crime.
They stunned her, and stripped off her garments, and lastly
They stuffed her inside a kind of a pod;
And then it was that Millicent Frastley
Was sacrificed to The Insect God."from THE INSECT GOD by Edward Gorey
All follow Mr. Gorey's example and sacrifice what you hold most precious to me. Everything that decays and dies belongs to me. Your great weapons of war cannot harm me. I drink your poisons to make myself stronger. Your entire lives are spent feeding my growth for I am the Insect God.
Where did I put that Can of Raid?
Are there locusts here? Cuz I brought my honey dipping sauce!
Mantis' are but a small part of my greatness.
To fear one is nonsense.
Oh Great One! You have accidentally posted the wrong word! You meant to type "to" not "too".[/buzz]
SQUAWK!
*Rewinds reality*
No I didn't.
SQUAWK!
What kind of confusion is going on here?
Sorry man, didn’t make the rules.
Sorry man, didn’t make the rules.
Charlie Sheen, I am glad you were fired from "Two and a Half Men". I hope John Stamos replaces you too. Your career as a TV actor is over, dude.
Bring me a challenge. Somebody.
I challenge you to an artillery duel at 13 miles, at 4 in the morning
I am the Buick God. The Insect God merely smashes himself upon my grill.
I am the Buick God. The Insect God merely smashes himself upon my grill.
2,000,000 Buicks vs 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Insects.
Insects Win.
My God, Tetramethrin smites the Insect God and all his followers