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Less hungry! It helped!
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(Well, that and the cheese stick.)
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I love blue cheese, especially Stilton, and especially especially smoked Stilton.
I don't have any, sadly, but I do have some Jarlsberg. That'll do fine.
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Fun things to do with a school shopping list: Think of horribly inappropriate uses for the ingredients:
- 40 lb flour
- 5 gallons molasses
Homemade tar babies?
Frat prank gone horribly, horribly wrong?
Krazy Kat Lady Home Ec project?
I'm also looking at the "80 lb pork tenderloin, 50 lb baby carrots" and thinking there's GOT to be something there, but not thinking of it right now...
Hmmm...
The stuff here's serviceable I guess...
I'll give it a shake.
1. Take the tenderloin and freeze it in rough club-like shape.
2. Stalk someone you have it in for (arch-enemies, Paladins or the guy who's been using your parking spot..), until they are in a secluded location.
3. Knock them out with your tenderloin club.
4. Grease up your baby carrots with molasses, and shove them up the behind of your target, until they are properly stuffed with baby carrots.
4a. Apply knock-outs with your tenderloin club as required during the process of 4 (might get harder if your tenderloin club thaws, but keep on whacking!).
5. Write out a haunting message for your enemy with the rest of the molasses, detailing what your have done, that this is only the beginning, you'll haunt them forever...yada yada, you know, the entire villain speech thing.
5a. Sprinkle your molasses manifest with flour. It'll give a bit of Christmas feeling (and make it more easily readable, you enemy might be a bit cross-eyed from the repeated tenderloin clubbing).
6. Use the remaining flour to make a "flour-screen" to cover your escape.
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Fun things to do with a school shopping list: Think of horribly inappropriate uses for the ingredients:
- 40 lb flour
- 5 gallons molasses
Homemade tar babies?
Frat prank gone horribly, horribly wrong?
Krazy Kat Lady Home Ec project?
I'm also looking at the "80 lb pork tenderloin, 50 lb baby carrots" and thinking there's GOT to be something there, but not thinking of it right now...
Well, I use 1/4 cup per loaf of homemade pumpernickel, so that would be 320 loaves...
Would also need 5 gallons of oil, 2.5 gallons caraway seeds, 1600 cups dark eye flour, 1280 cups bread flour...Honestly, I'm just wanting to see smoke coming out of Freehold's ears at this point...
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At this point, I'm probably annoying people more than anything, I bet!
You have good things to say, but I haven't had time to write thoughtful comments. So I'll just say, keep up the good work!
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Fun things to do with a school shopping list: Think of horribly inappropriate uses for the ingredients:
- 40 lb flour
- 5 gallons molasses
Homemade tar babies?
Frat prank gone horribly, horribly wrong?
Krazy Kat Lady Home Ec project?
I'm also looking at the "80 lb pork tenderloin, 50 lb baby carrots" and thinking there's GOT to be something there, but not thinking of it right now...
Hmmm...
The stuff here's serviceable I guess...
I'll give it a shake.
1. Take the tenderloin and freeze it in rough club-like shape.
2. Stalk someone you have it in for (arch-enemies, Paladins or the guy who's been using your parking spot..), until they are in a secluded location.
3. Knock them out with your tenderloin club.
4. Grease up your baby carrots with molasses, and shove them up the behind of your target, until they are properly stuffed with baby carrots.
4a. Apply knock-outs with your tenderloin club as required during the process of 4 (might get harder if your tenderloin club thaws, but keep on whacking!).
5. Write out a haunting message for your enemy with the rest of the molasses, detailing what your have done, that this is only the beginning, you'll haunt them forever...yada yada, you know, the entire villain speech thing.
5a. Sprinkle your molasses manifest with flour. It'll give a bit of Christmas feeling (and make it more easily readable, you enemy might be a bit cross-eyed from the repeated tenderloin clubbing).
6. Use the remaining flour to make a "flour-screen" to cover your escape.
Its origins are pretty much entirely described by the insult: One member of the group got drunk and passed out on the sofa. Another member applied a frozen hot dog, leaving it there overnight until the victim woke up.
Yeah, fortunately, I was not involved in this in any way, shape or form.
But gods did it make a funny story!
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Savage Tide group are wildcards because they've all been playing for years and know exactly what they're doing. I cannot expect them to behave as adventurers normally would because that's what the DM would expect, so I expect them to immediately jump off the rails. Put another way, we've all been banned from Mythic because of how badly we broke it, and Orthos informed us that our Kingmaker run merited at least a .5 on the Henderson scale of derailment.
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Fun things to do with a school shopping list: Think of horribly inappropriate uses for the ingredients:
- 40 lb flour
- 5 gallons molasses
Homemade tar babies?
Frat prank gone horribly, horribly wrong?
Krazy Kat Lady Home Ec project?
I'm also looking at the "80 lb pork tenderloin, 50 lb baby carrots" and thinking there's GOT to be something there, but not thinking of it right now...
Well, I use 1/4 cup per loaf of homemade pumpernickel, so that would be 320 loaves...
Would also need 5 gallons of oil, 2.5 gallons caraway seeds, 1600 cups dark eye flour, 1280 cups bread flour...Honestly, I'm just wanting to see smoke coming out of Freehold's ears at this point...
Hey, I take the easy jobs: "Go to Costco, bring back xxx." "Show up on Thursday and chop up the stuff the kitchen staff tells you to." "Go in on Friday and hang out with the high schoolers and make sure they don't get into too much trouble.
As I've said before, I love working with the high schoolers because gee, if you treat them like adults, they'll behave like adults around you. Middle schoolers still gotta rebel, so they're a PITA. (And yeah, this week is Monday Costco, Wednesday Costco and middle schoolers (I was drafted), Thursday cooking prep, Friday high schoolers (woo hoo!), and Saturday I watch the show in the afternoon, then the kids again in the evening.
I suspect I'm going to get very silly service on Saturday afternoon, but that's OK. They like me, I like them, and so horseplay is appropriate. I just need to make sure no food falls on my mother-in-law.
I Here the horror and comedy genres cross over a lot...
THERE NEEDS TO GE AN EXIT KEFT CRKM THE GROCERY STORE DANG IT
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THERE NEEDS TO GE AN EXIT KEFT CRKM THE GROCERY STORE DANG IT
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit as evidence:
(1) This post(2) The fact that this man favorited my "buttwiener" story.
TacticsLion, get out of the liquor aisle. Slowly. With your hands where we can see them.
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Off to get Chinese food, might squeeze a bit of Starfinder out of tonight.
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THERE NEEDS TO GE AN EXIT KEFT CRKM THE GROCERY STORE DANG ITLadies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit as evidence:
(1) This post
(2) The fact that this man favorited my "buttwiener" story.TacticsLion, get out of the liquor aisle. Slowly. With your hands where we can see them.
Never!
(Because I avoid that aisle like the plague, so I'm not in it.)
But seriously: how hard is it to have a left turn exit from the daggum grocery store. Why funnel us into a single direction that is the wrong direction in a series of one-way lanes that puts EVERY CUSTOMER headed in the wrong direction on a street none of us wanted to be on with no way of turning around until we fiiiiiinally get to a light that gives us permission?! Blarg.
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I only go to grocery stores with multiple exits.
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Off to get Chinese food, might squeeze a bit of Starfinder out of tonight.
I only go to grocery stores with multiple exits.
These just prove you have a charmed life!
In actuality, there are multiple exits. Three in fact! It's just that two of them lead to the exact same spot and are constantly clogged with irritated people who got snookered into taking them, because they look like they go to a reasonable exit. The other one requires snaking across the entire stripmall and through a weirdly snaky (and speed-bump-laden) area to get to a light that allows you to immediately turn to stop at a light, and is constantly clogged by the people who remembered there is only one real exit to go anywhere you want and are thus now stuck at two poorly synched lights and excessive traffic.
I forget how unreasonable the parking lot really is when I haven't been there for a little while.
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Fun things to do with a school shopping list: Think of horribly inappropriate uses for the ingredients:
- 40 lb flour
- 5 gallons molasses
Homemade tar babies?
Frat prank gone horribly, horribly wrong?
Krazy Kat Lady Home Ec project?
I'm also looking at the "80 lb pork tenderloin, 50 lb baby carrots" and thinking there's GOT to be something there, but not thinking of it right now...
Well, I use 1/4 cup per loaf of homemade pumpernickel, so that would be 320 loaves...
Would also need 5 gallons of oil, 2.5 gallons caraway seeds, 1600 cups dark eye flour, 1280 cups bread flour...Honestly, I'm just wanting to see smoke coming out of Freehold's ears at this point...
no smoke coming out of these ears, a simple google search will reduce those terms into something more manageable.
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So, I'm a vampire now, which apparently includes me dying, a lot.
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Yes, but you get better.
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How does one change out of the vampire lord form.
I don't know about on PC or PS, but on X-Box you press the "up" button (not the joypad, but the button) to access a list of powers you have as a vampire lord. Choose revert form, and then your right bumper, like you were doing a shout.
Vampire Lord can be REALLY fun if you whip it out during a civil war battle. Just fly around draining both your allies and enemies, and watch as you gain powers super duper crazy fast. Problem is vamp lord has no armor - at all. That's why even though it's fun, I usually stay in base vampire form.
Vampires in Skyrim are mainly for rogue-y characters. You get a huge fire weakness, and don't regen crap in the sun, but you get a nice boost to stealth, illusion spells, and can see in the dark at will.
Plus side - if you refuse Harkon's gift of turning you into a vampire lord, the Dawnguard has some side quests that lead you to getting more and more upgraded crossbows. The best crossbow does more damage than a dragonbone bow, ignores half your opponent's armor, and can be fitted with bolts that explode with your choice of fire, ice, or lightning.
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You convinced me to go back and not become a vampire.
That and I was expecting something a bit more sparkly and less demon in her tattered lingerie.
Of course now some b*+*$ wants a gyro or she won't join the anti vampire club.
Does it look like there's a Greek restaurant anywhere near here...
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She's the one who you get the sidequests to make better crossbows from. Also she can train you in Marksmanship up to 90 - so when you start printing money (I.E. when you learn the Banishment enchantment - make banishing daggers and sell them for SO MUCH CASH) you can basically sell everything to her, then have her train you, and sell her more to get your money back!
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Interesting fact - the Dawnguard gives no f!**s if you're a werewolf. Just sayin'...
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I just installed Inkscape, and with it, created my first PDF.
I can make play by post maps in inkscape. I don't usually make pdfs with it. I have used LaTeX to make pdfs in the past but that is an arcane art.
I hate how people think sparkle now with vampire. Escorites now those are proper sparkle fairies.
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Robert Asprin says yes.Is a flirtatious female frog a croquette?Is a female troll a trollop?Because I am a bad man, that immediately made me think, 'Is troll porn a thing?'
My go-to gal for this sort of literature is Hannah Wilde, but she hasn't 'done' trolls yet, if you'll pardon the expression. Sentient koala bears, sharkmen, griffons and leprechauns (is there really a market for leprechaun themed erotica?), yup. Trolls, no.
I'm not going to investigate any further. There are some things we were Not EVER Meant To Know About, after all.
I'm pretty sure their is an internet rule specifically about that question.
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I just installed Inkscape, and with it, created my first PDF.I can make play by post maps in inkscape. I don't usually make pdfs with it. I have used LaTeX to make pdfs in the past but that is an arcane art.
I hate how people think sparkle now with vampire. Escorites now those are proper sparkle fairies.
I wrote my dissertation in LaTeX. (Started in plain TeX, but after a while I finally decided to stop being so ornery and go for the gusto.)
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I just installed Inkscape, and with it, created my first PDF.I can make play by post maps in inkscape. I don't usually make pdfs with it. I have used LaTeX to make pdfs in the past but that is an arcane art.
I hate how people think sparkle now with vampire. Escorites now those are proper sparkle fairies.
It is literally the most hilarious vampire myth ever created.
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I went for the gusto, once.
It was super icy out, incredibly windy, the wind was blowing down state street, and I was wearing my giant baggy coat so I just put my arms out and let the wind and ice carry me down state street.
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They did that in a dracula movie (b-movie) once. They thought they were clever but he counted the rice before they hit the ground and spouted the number as he moved in for the kill.
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For the record, I think the whole sparkle in sunlight thing is ridiculous too. Just not sure it's the most out there.You just have to know the science.
It all makes sense now.
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I made some pdfs in Open Office and Libre Office...
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Man those are some names right there.
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For the record, I think the whole sparkle in sunlight thing is ridiculous too. Just not sure it's the most out there.You just have to know the science.
...and here I thought it was just Stephanie Meyer being a really s%#$ty writer.
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...and here I thought it was just Stephanie Meyer being a really s$*~ty writer.For the record, I think the whole sparkle in sunlight thing is ridiculous too. Just not sure it's the most out there.You just have to know the science.
No no no that is still a thing.
I will say she wrote with her target audience in mind. Obviously it worked out ok for her. She probably made a pretty penny off of the books movies and merch.| 5 people marked this as a favorite. |
Including things like these...