Sometimes I don't like finding the answers to things using Google.
It would be nice if they migrated forward like in sharks.
{temporarily stops playing with coconut halves} What, like African or European sharks?
Edit: Under the hairy nakkidness {shudders}
That's some serious man-beauty.
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Why am I not playing this game RIGHT NOW?!
Because it's hard to be king?
Why am I not playing this game RIGHT NOW?!
Holy Smurf! Did you smurf out the smurfin' price smurf? That's kinda smurfy.
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Why am I not playing this game RIGHT NOW?!Holy frack! Did you frack out the fracken' price Frack? That's kinda fracked.
I know why...the fracken price!!
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Sometimes I don't like finding the answers to things using Google.
Is there a way to find Kruelaid?? And hurt him horrible for all his LINKS!!!!
OH GOD! MY EYES!!! LORD HELP ME, MY EYES!!!!
Sometimes i fill my goggles with chocolate milk.
Is there a way to find Kruelaid?? And hurt him horrible for all his LINKS!!!!Sometimes I don't like finding the answers to things using Google.
One word: Blue Waffle
Is there a way to find Kruelaid?? And hurt him horrible for all his LINKS!!!!Sometimes I don't like finding the answers to things using Google.
One word: Blue Waffle
See, I'm small time compared to Bender.
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See, I'm small time compared to Bender.Is there a way to find Kruelaid?? And hurt him horrible for all his LINKS!!!!Sometimes I don't like finding the answers to things using Google.
One word: Blue Waffle
Too True, however I learned quickly not to look with him. For some reason my learning curve with you is longer.
Unavoidable creepy pasta
"Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down."
