Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los nekkid]

I don't want to be at work right now.

Especially nekkid.

[gran rey de los mono]

People are so freaking annoying.

[gran rey de los mono]

I don't want to go shopping in the morning, but I need to.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

I hate that I'm whinging so much right now.

[gran rey de los mono]

Just bored.

[Vidmaster7]

Yeah these went downhill real quick.

[gran rey de los dragons]

Yep. I ran out of jokes for now. Now you get downer gran rey, not groaner gran rey.

[gran rey de los mono]

Actually I need to step away for a bit and do some work. Meh.

[Kileanna]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

Kjeldorn wrote:

The whole witches thing, is an entire other kettle of fish, as that word means very different things, depending on time-period and country.

It's difficult to explain witches in Galicia because we have at least 4 words I can think of that mean "witch", each one being a different kind of witch (a good witch, a malicious witch, a healer and an enchantress).

But do you have a word for a sand witch?

Bocadillo. We eat those witches.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Hmm...I'm inspired. Did Kileanna take a level of Bard, or something?

That's my fortune hex. You'll be doing fine as long as I continue cackling. So don't stop making me laugh xD

Vidmaster7 wrote:

She definitely has at least one level of bard.

I am a frustrated bard. They are my favorite class since I know D&D and I have never been able to play one for serious (just NPCs).

[gran rey de los mono]

Hmm...bocadillo. Kinda sounds like a cross between 'mouth' and 'armadillo'.

Are you ticklish? I'm sure we can find someone to tickle you to maintain the cackle. Freehold would volunteer in a heartbeat, I'm positive.

I played a bard once. He was not serious. But he was very, very fun.

[gran rey de los mono]

A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. He walks over to her and asks "Outside? Over? Under? Around?"
The woman looks at him coolly and says "Are you trying to preposition me?"

[gran rey de los mono]

There. Is that better? A joke.

[gran rey de los mono]

Did you hear about the Norwegian who almost became rich in the skin care business? He created Oil of Ole.

[Tasha the half-kender]

I used to be a non serious bard before I decided to become a non serious cleric.

It's like being a bard but I'm told to call my perform (oratory) checks sermons, so everything seems holier.

And Kileanna is very ticklish. You touch her and she releases an acute ear piercing scream. She sometimes hits people in the face with her elbows by accident.

Bocadillo literally means «little bite» while armadillo means «little armor». I know because I have casted Voluminous Vocabulary to post here. I don't speak English or Spanish for real, just a few native languages from my world.

[gran rey de los mono]

One last joke for now:

A man was out driving his expensive car when he lost control on an icy road. He wrapped his car around a tree. He got out, looked at the damage, and said "Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes bends."

[gran rey de los mono]

Tasha the half-kender wrote:

I used to be a non serious bard before I decided to become a non serious cleric.

It's like being a bard but I'm told to call my perform (oratory) checks sermons, so everything seems holier.

And Kileanna is very ticklish. You touch her and she releases an acute ear piercing scream. She sometimes hits people in the face with her elbows by accident.

Bocadillo literally means «little bite» while armadillo means «little armor». I know because I have casted Voluminous Vocabulary to post here. I don't speak English or Spanish for real, just a few native languages from my world.

Just be careful with those perform checks. It's Perform(Oratory), not Perform(Oral). There's a big difference.

And you should speak more languages, real or not. For instance, my alter-ego is a Sorcerer who speaks around 20 languages. Most of them also spoken by other people. (Yes, I've been putting max ranks in Linguistics just to be able to speak all the languages. I did it just for the hell of it, but it has come in handy from time to time.)

[Punniculus]

Now, tell me a joke Cleric. Amuse your god.

Or tickle the bejeezus out of Kileanna and post the video to youTube so all may enjoy the fruits of your labor. Also, I should probably mention that you'll get Hideous Laughter as a domain spell whether you want it or not.

[Tasha the half-kender]

I was and wasn't named after that spell. In my world Hideous Laughter is just Hideous Laughter so there's no Tasha but me. But I guess someone decided to be a bit metagamey while naming me... and it wasn't my mom... *cough*Kileanna*cough*

A joke, of course! I know a lot of jokes!

What do you call it when you get knocked down by an Ooze?
An acid trip!

[Tasha the half-kender]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just be careful with those perform checks. It's Perform(Oratory), not Perform(Oral). There's a big difference.

Not so much. People tend to enjoy both.

The second is kinda difficult to use in combat, though.

Not that I tried, but a bard always hears stories...
So bad I am no longer a bard.

[Punniculus]

Tasha the half-kender wrote:

I was and wasn't named after that spell. In my world Hideous Laughter is just Hideous Laughter so there's no Tasha but me. But I guess someone decided to be a bit metagamey while naming me... and it wasn't my mom... *cough*Kileanna*cough*

A joke, of course! I know a lot of jokes!

What do you call it when you get knocked down by an Ooze?
An acid trip!

Ah, a good joke. You are well on your way to advancing to the next stage of the priesthood. Keep working on your humor and soon you could earn the coveted red squeaky nose.

[Punniculus]

Tasha the half-kender wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just be careful with those perform checks. It's Perform(Oratory), not Perform(Oral). There's a big difference.

Not so much. People tend to enjoy both.

The second is kinda difficult to use in combat, though.

Not that I tried, but a bard always hears stories...
So bad I am no longer a bard.

If you find it difficult to use in combat, you need to practice more. It is a very good way to convince people to take you prisoner rather than kill you. Once a prisoner you can work on converting them, and thus grow my flock.

[Valinor, the Dragonhunter]

I volunteer!

[Punniculus]

Is that a purple worm in your pocket, or are you just really eager to help Tasha practice?

[gran rey de los mono]

And with that, it is time for me to go do more work. Later.

[Valinor, the Dragonhunter]

I just like Tasha's stories. What is that about a purple worm?

*Starts looking around nervously*

Is that an invisible purple worm?

*Starts shooting arrows in all directions*

[Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen]

I didn't summon purple worms this time. There are no wizards around demanding to be swallowed whole.

[John Napier 698]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I got it, John the 698th of the mighty Napier clan. Now can you help me with a problem? My hovercraft appears to be full of eels, and I will not buy this record for it is scratched.

Sorry, not familiar with those routines. Where were they from?

[John Napier 698]

lisamarlene wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

So, no one aside from LisaMarlene and Tactics caught the Monty Python reference? I am sadly disappointed.

Of course I caught it.

I caught it when I made that same joke like ten pages ago.
;)

So you did. Sorry.

[Kileanna]

I am making my first paladin ever. Dalindra is going to be the GM. I still don't have the build or stats (we'll be rolling for stats), just a basic concept that I am developing before getting into the mechanics. After looking at the Adventurer's Guide I am going to be a scarred, traumatized Grey Maiden. Still don't have a deity, but it will be Shelyn or Sarenrae for sure (first character on Golarion too!)

And I know I am going to fall. I deserve it after having been so kind to Dal's paladins.

Also, expect a new alias when the character is created xD

[Kjeldorn]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Tasha the half-kender wrote:

I used to be a non serious bard before I decided to become a non serious cleric.

It's like being a bard but I'm told to call my perform (oratory) checks sermons, so everything seems holier.

And Kileanna is very ticklish. You touch her and she releases an acute ear piercing scream. She sometimes hits people in the face with her elbows by accident.

Bocadillo literally means «little bite» while armadillo means «little armor». I know because I have casted Voluminous Vocabulary to post here. I don't speak English or Spanish for real, just a few native languages from my world.

Just be careful with those perform checks. It's Perform(Oratory), not Perform(Oral). There's a big difference.

Could use both performance today, one to cheer me up and the other to gently let me down again.

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Hmm...bocadillo. Kinda sounds like a cross between 'mouth' and 'armadillo'.

Are you ticklish? I'm sure we can find someone to tickle you to maintain the cackle. Freehold would volunteer in a heartbeat, I'm positive.

I played a bard once. He was not serious. But he was very, very fun.

I hereby volunteer.

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Tasha the half-kender wrote:

I used to be a non serious bard before I decided to become a non serious cleric.

It's like being a bard but I'm told to call my perform (oratory) checks sermons, so everything seems holier.

And Kileanna is very ticklish. You touch her and she releases an acute ear piercing scream. She sometimes hits people in the face with her elbows by accident.

Bocadillo literally means «little bite» while armadillo means «little armor». I know because I have casted Voluminous Vocabulary to post here. I don't speak English or Spanish for real, just a few native languages from my world.

Just be careful with those perform checks. It's Perform(Oratory), not Perform(Oral). There's a big difference.

I hereby volunteer.

[gran rey de los mono]

John Napier 698 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I got it, John the 698th of the mighty Napier clan. Now can you help me with a problem? My hovercraft appears to be full of eels, and I will not buy this record for it is scratched.

Sorry, not familiar with those routines. Where were they from?

Can't remember for sure. Kids in the Hall, maybe?

[Freehold DM]

Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:

My forgiveness is hard-won, Freehold. In fact, you may need to say something nice about Alton Brown in order to win it.

you don't look a thing like lisamarlene, but if it will help, I think Alton Brown would taste wonderful after being drowned in a three day marinade.

I might, we don't know. And what kind of marinade?

something with pineapple, for all the hamminess.

[gran rey de los mono]

Quick reminder: The country with the tulips, windmills, and wooden shoes is The Netherlands. Not "Europe's Nether Regions".

[captain yesterday]

Captain Yesterday's quote of the day.

"But then when I get there I don't want to look for a doggie sex toy I just want to look at pretty dresses" - The General.

[captain yesterday]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Quick reminder: The country with the tulips, windmills, and wooden shoes is The Netherlands. Not "Europe's Nether Regions".

Clearly you haven't been to the red light district in Amsterdam then.

I used to know a guy that would go on for days about it at work. :-)

[Tacticslion]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I got it, John the 698th of the mighty Napier clan. Now can you help me with a problem? My hovercraft appears to be full of eels, and I will not buy this record for it is scratched.

Is it perished? Deceased? Joined the choir invisible? Shuffled off the mortal coil? An ex-record?

[Kajehase]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Quick reminder: The country with the tulips, windmills, and wooden shoes is The Netherlands. Not "Europe's Nether Regions".

We-ell...

[Drejk]

Monster: Fire Monkey

Monkeys make things wilder!
Being on fire makes things wilder!

Monkeys on fire make things wilderer!

[lynora]

Went to see Wonder Woman this morning. It was awesome!!!
My husband is slightly less enthusiastic about it. He thought it was okay. Meanwhile I'm freaking giddy about a genuinely good superhero movie with a female lead who seriously kicks ass.

[lynora]

Then we went to lunch. The food was good but the kidlet had a panic attack partway through the meal so that put a damper on things. We have a lot of leftovers since we had to leave in a hurry

[Rysky]

Glad you enjoyed the movie, sorry about the kidlet though :(

*offrrs hugs*

[lisamarlene]

John Napier 698 wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

So, no one aside from LisaMarlene and Tactics caught the Monty Python reference? I am sadly disappointed.

Of course I caught it.

I caught it when I made that same joke like ten pages ago.
;)

So you did. Sorry.

Just giving you crap. Hence the winky face.

[lisamarlene]

I'm spending my day in pj's because hurting too much to be functional, and my six-year old has a sore throat, so we're sitting on my bed with a pot of tea and a sheet of pleather we got from Nobody's Wife, constructing a holster for the handmade Harry Potter wand we got her for her birthday. I found a good pattern on the same blog that had the pumpkin pasties recipe I made for her birthday weekend.

[John Napier 698]

Sorry the two of you aren't feeling well. Get well soon.

[captain yesterday]

lisamarlene wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

So, no one aside from LisaMarlene and Tactics caught the Monty Python reference? I am sadly disappointed.

Of course I caught it.

I caught it when I made that same joke like ten pages ago.
;)

So you did. Sorry.

Just giving you crap. Hence the winky face.

There is no such thing as referencing Monty Python too much.

So there's no reason for either of you to apologize. :-)

[Limeylongears]

lisamarlene wrote:

I'm spending my day in pj's because hurting too much to be functional, and my six-year old has a sore throat, so we're sitting on my bed with a pot of tea and a sheet of pleather we got from Nobody's Wife, constructing a holster for the handmade Harry Potter wand we got her for her birthday. I found a good pattern on the same blog that had the pumpkin pasties recipe I made for her birthday weekend.

Hope you both heal up swiftly!

Just for the record, are these pasties as in baked goods, or pasties as in nipple coverings?

[Drejk]

I finished Dominic Deegan: Oracle For Hire...

*sigh*

What I will be reading next?

[Chef Yesterday]

Or both?