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I eated barbecue sauce flavour pork scratchings and then drank what claimed to be Occult Black IPA, but certainly wasn't. I liked it.
EDIT: While danglin' free, and what more could you want?
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We also had this kringle., but without raisins.
This looks damn delicious!
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I think I'm just going to blow off most of family again this summer.
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We have a big f$+~ing pothole in the parking lot. So we put an orange barrel over it. Someone stole the barrel. So they have me put orange cones around it. Not even an hour later and someone has jammed all the cones into the big f@+*ing pothole and everyone has been driving over them.
G*~#**n savages.
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That... explains much of your gaming style, actually...
And what style is that.
I'm genuinely curious, it's always fun to see how you're viewed through other people's perspective. :-)
And don't worry about being critical. I'm an adult, it's sunny out, I can handle it. :-)
Hah! I meant to respond to this, but don't think I did!
Mostly, it's a joking reference to your supposed rampage styles, though I was also thinking of your general use of things like Tammy, or tendency toward extremely zany (but fun-sounding) character concepts, as opposed to more serious ones.
(This isn't to say that you don't have serious ideas, just that most of your PF characters that I've seen - all that I remember - generally have a few completely and intentionally whacky or silly elements to themselves or their backstories or personal flare/style that is intentionally extreme.)
((Also, you said "Don't worry about being critical." but... I'm not, actually. Mostly I just enjoy your proposed character concepts. They fit right in with the general persona you've developed to display on the boards, here*.))
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Aw, s##*. I'm meeting my Dad's girlfriend and I have no frame of reference for this social situation.Watch any sitcom from the last twenty five years, they all deal with this exact situation.
Well, that was strange, awkward, and uncomfortable. I don't even know what to make of her, I can't get past my Dad having any sort of romantic life.
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Wow. I forgot how big basketball is in Chinese-American culture. I can't tell if the neighborhood kids are playing a game or trying to kill each other right now.
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Wow... it's amazing and depressing watching certain things you always relied on going down the tubes because "cheaper is always better".
As I've mentioned, I've been cooking for 38+ years. For a good 15 of those years, I was doing 3-4 chicken stir frys a week, because it was what my family liked. Years ago, I did a lot of chicken stir frys for the kids. I stopped mainly due to my own time constraints, and due to our discovery of the charcuterie at the Farmer's Market.
So a few times now, I've tried to make stir frys recently. As always, using Foster Farms frozen chicken breasts from Costco.
And the things now contain so much brine that it's impossible to make a stir fry with them.
The last two times, I thought it might have just been something *I* was doing wrong. So this time I didn't add any liquid or salt; I just cooked up the chicken with some onions and olive oil. And the wok filled with liquid; enough to completely submerge the chicken! And it was so salty I worried about the ability of the rice to offset the salinity...
...all in a dish where I'd added no liquids and no salt.
Sheesh, Foster Farms, do you think you could use a little less brine?
(It'll be costly, but the corner store sells organic unbrined Rocky chicken breasts at $8/pound. Compare that to $3/pound for chicken that seems to be nearly half water and the rest salt, and it suddenly seems like a bargain...)
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I just buy chicken at Trader Joe's, but I get thighs or drumsticks. Don't much understand the appeal of white meat.
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I missed the puns.
@Rosita, when I met my father's wife it was awkward. More than it should because I didn't know my father a lot either (I started knowing him after my mother died). But now she is an important person in my life. She has been very nice and helpful to me and most important, she's the mother of my brother, who is an important part of my life.
It was awkward at first but it soon got much better and now we are good friends. She even gave me her old car as a present when she knew I needed one to get to work.
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mmm the barber one was solid.
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Jellyfish have existed for hundreds of millions of years without brains. This gives hope to quite a few people.
When have we shifted from puns to facts?
I love puns and word games. What kinda sucks when you're not on your native language because puns do not translate.
«No es lo mismo dos tazas de té que dos tetazas» is not funny in English (It's not the same two cups of tea than two big boobs). It loses all sense because it is a word game.
But I enjoy reading them.
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mmm the barber one was solid.I thought it was a hair contrived, but it seems to have struck you on the chin.
Kind of makes you just want to curl up and dye.
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Someone remembers a ridiculous post of someone who wanted to create an effect that summoned suicidal eagles to hit opponents?
Well... It has been created. Right now I've been hit in the head by an oblivious pigeon! It has caused more damage to itself than to me, as it fell to the ground, dazed. I was like WTF?
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Yeah when your bones are pretty much hollow suicide runs may not be the best method to reek your vengeance birds should just stay with the whole pooping on peoples cars. That seems to work for them.
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Vrangrenche!
*attempts to poop on Vidmaster7's car, winds up sitting on antenna*
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I think Ill just throw that car away.
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