Got a nice bottle of Shimay for my birthday a while back. Maybe I should crack it open for the end of the world tomorrow.
Chimay...mmmm...
Please keep rotting parts away from open brewing.
Got a nice bottle of Shimay for my birthday a while back. Maybe I should crack it open for the end of the world tomorrow.Chimay...mmmm...
Please keep rotting parts away from open brewing.
The best part was, when my buddy at work gave it too me it had a fake label: A skull and the words "Another Year Closer to Death".
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The best part was, when my buddy at work gave it too me it had a fake label: A skull and the words "Another Year Closer to Death".Got a nice bottle of Shimay for my birthday a while back. Maybe I should crack it open for the end of the world tomorrow.Chimay...mmmm...
Please keep rotting parts away from open brewing.
Ahhh life. The STI with a 100% mortality rate.
And the new cards for our systems at work are not ready to go.
Almost time to get out of work. Then it's lunch, some errands, and picking up the boy from daycare.
Later folks.
That would be me in an hour.
So I finally got my copy of UM yesterday and started looking through it. All I have to say is Magus is *ahem. said in sing-song voice* cray-zee *end sing-song voice*. I look forward to playing one sometime.
Diane wants to know if it has some new sonic and electric spells for sorcs.
Well, we've got to get the post count up before the world ends tomorrow.How many times is someone allowed to call Mulligan?
Apparently there is no limit since the human race has been saying the world is going to end any day for at least 3000 years.
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I agree, Frank. This bad, very bad.
Now I'm gonna distract myself from being all anxious about it by wading back through the last few pages of posts.
How's everybody?
~my past self grabs Happy Fun Ball as hHFB appears and begins to dribble him against the wall, hoping to make HFB nauseated~<bright flash of violet light, then the ball disappears traveling through time to wreck havoc on Sharoth's past self>~starts to bounce Happy Fun Ball like a basketball~<begins to glow eerily and emitting a strange pulsing sound>MorningGood morning. ~goes back to taunting Happy Fun Ball~
You shouldn't nauseate HFB! Danger!
Got a nice bottle of Shimay for my birthday a while back. Maybe I should crack it open for the end of the world tomorrow.I fully endorse this. On a related note, anyone interested in some post-Rapture looting tomorrow at midnight?
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So I finally got my copy of UM yesterday and started looking through it. All I have to say is Magus is *ahem. said in sing-song voice* cray-zee *end sing-song voice*. I look forward to playing one sometime.Diane wants to know if it has some new sonic and electric spells for sorcs.
Yes there are. Both offensive and defensive spells of a variety of levels.
Good luck!
Now I'm gonna distract myself from being all anxious about it by wading back through the last few pages of posts.
How's everybody?
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Yes there are. Both offensive and defensive spells of a variety of levels.So I finally got my copy of UM yesterday and started looking through it. All I have to say is Magus is *ahem. said in sing-song voice* cray-zee *end sing-song voice*. I look forward to playing one sometime.Diane wants to know if it has some new sonic and electric spells for sorcs.
If the DM allows that in the Kingmaker game she's definitely going to want that for her Stormborn Sorceress.
I may grab the PDF.
Thanks for the info!
Ah reckon so.Reckin? Damned near killed 'im!
Or, as my gaming group says, 'Rectum? Damned near killed him!'
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Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.
You shouldn't nauseate HFB! Danger!
Why do I look at this and think Half Price Happy Fun Ball?
I blame it those Half Price Book peoples.
You shouldn't nauseate HFB! Danger!Why do I look at this and think Half Price Happy Fun Ball?
I blame it those Half Price Book peoples.
Roflmao! I laughed so hard I snorted!
Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.
1) I like my mustache, and don't diss the doo.
2) If you weren't always paying so much attention to the computer I wouldn't have to get you attention by loudly placing my magazine on the counter.3) Kids should be in school, and not hanging out in your store.
4) But you look like someone that I'd like to hang out with.
5) Potassium
6) Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush when I'm on my work break. If you displayed the magazines more prominently I wouldn't have to search so hard to find the right one.
Sincerely,
Z
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Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.
Hmm, not sure if we want an answer to number 5.
~my past self grabs Happy Fun Ball as hHFB appears and begins to dribble him against the wall, hoping to make HFB nauseated~<bright flash of violet light, then the ball disappears traveling through time to wreck havoc on Sharoth's past self>~starts to bounce Happy Fun Ball like a basketball~<begins to glow eerily and emitting a strange pulsing sound>MorningGood morning. ~goes back to taunting Happy Fun Ball~
<bounces wildly off the wall, heading right towards "the horde">
Meh, the way my mouth feels right now I'd say the 21st is a bit too late for the world to end.
In other news: Spaghetti Bolognese! :)
Correction. Spaghetti Bolognese with Beatles coming out of the speakers. :D
Got a nice bottle of Shimay for my birthday a while back. Maybe I should crack it open for the end of the world tomorrow.I fully endorse this. On a related note, anyone interested in some post-Rapture looting tomorrow at midnight?
I'm up for it. what is the target area for said looting. Party time
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Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.1) I like my mustache, and don't diss the doo.
2) If you weren't always paying so much attention to the computer I wouldn't have to get you attention by loudly placing my magazine on the counter.
3) Kids should be in school, and not hanging out in your store.
4) But you look like someone that I'd like to hang out with.
5) Potassium
6) Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush when I'm on my work break. If you displayed the magazines more prominently I wouldn't have to search so hard to find the right one.Sincerely,
Z
Really I could not help myself.
So about say 10 years ago I had a job at the local JC Penneys. Worked there for years. Knew the whole store very well. One of the few people who actually did. I was leaving work, going out the back when one of the Security folks stopped me. She asked me where the thick heavy blue cleaning gloves were at. I thought that this was a bit weird since you know, security was not well known for cleaning toilets, and the gloves she wanted were generally used for that, or if there was vomit ect... to clean up.
I informed her where to find them, where years ago I had made a disturbing discovery that someone had defficated into a brand new pair of Levi's and made sure that if I perchance ever had such a gruesome discovery again I would damn well know where those gloves were at.
I had to ask, I kick myself every day but I had to ask. What did she need them for?
Seems an old man, while his wife was shopping elsewhere, went to the mens room, with lube, a toy, and a magazine. He was um caught in the act by a father and a young boy. The security guard did not wish to touch the elderly man with her bare hands.
I left out the story about security having to call the young lady in Menswear to "what ever she does not shake the hand of the man who is hiding behind the Levi's" We had to call the cleaning crew in special and had to destroy 20 pairs of pants that day.
Oh I guess I did not leave that out.
Sorry If I shared these before.
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** spoiler omitted **...Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.1) I like my mustache, and don't diss the doo.
2) If you weren't always paying so much attention to the computer I wouldn't have to get you attention by loudly placing my magazine on the counter.
3) Kids should be in school, and not hanging out in your store.
4) But you look like someone that I'd like to hang out with.
5) Potassium
6) Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush when I'm on my work break. If you displayed the magazines more prominently I wouldn't have to search so hard to find the right one.Sincerely,
Z
You've had some weird jobs.
Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.1) I like my mustache, and don't diss the doo.
2) If you weren't always paying so much attention to the computer I wouldn't have to get you attention by loudly placing my magazine on the counter.
3) Kids should be in school, and not hanging out in your store.
4) But you look like someone that I'd like to hang out with.
5) Potassium
6) Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush when I'm on my work break. If you displayed the magazines more prominently I wouldn't have to search so hard to find the right one.Sincerely,
Z
BWAHAHAHA!
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You've had some weird jobs.** spoiler omitted **...Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.1) I like my mustache, and don't diss the doo.
2) If you weren't always paying so much attention to the computer I wouldn't have to get you attention by loudly placing my magazine on the counter.
3) Kids should be in school, and not hanging out in your store.
4) But you look like someone that I'd like to hang out with.
5) Potassium
6) Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush when I'm on my work break. If you displayed the magazines more prominently I wouldn't have to search so hard to find the right one.Sincerely,
Z
I loved most parts of that job, it was just the customers who sucked.
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As I may have mentioned before, I'm a mod over at the Official Shadowrun Forums. I also keep my eye on Dumpshock (as I have throughout the years), but I don't post there that much because... well... most of the people at DS are "not nice".
Anyway, a few months back, CGL released War!, a new sourcebook detailing mercenary and such in the Shadowrun universe. Unfortunately, there were a number of typos and a lot of the "old-timers" didn't like how some of the fiction sounded, nor that it was focused mostly on the Aztlan-Amazonian war.
Long story short, a bunch of the "critics" got on Dumpshock to create a fan-book called "alt.War" to give all the "real" fans of Shadowrun what the book "should have been".
Is it wrong that I'm now quite cheerful because the posters have officially declared alt.War dead since no one could agree on what the "real fans" wanted? :D
I loved most parts of that job, it was just the customers who sucked.You've had some weird jobs.** spoiler omitted **...Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.1) I like my mustache, and don't diss the doo.
2) If you weren't always paying so much attention to the computer I wouldn't have to get you attention by loudly placing my magazine on the counter.
3) Kids should be in school, and not hanging out in your store.
4) But you look like someone that I'd like to hang out with.
5) Potassium
6) Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush when I'm on my work break. If you displayed the magazines more prominently I wouldn't have to search so hard to find the right one.Sincerely,
Z
Humans are odd.
Stuff
Yes be very careful who you summon. Remember in the Internet as in magic, names have power. We have suffered before from callout fallout on this thread. It is not a private thread and there are many eyes upon it. Perhaps you know of a more private place to post your glee?
Good point Moff & Monkey. Post has been redacted to protect the innocent (or not-so-innocent).
Umm, I'm still seeing it. Just a heads up
Hmm might be an iPhone thing. I still see it, but I'm glad it is gone. We don't need weekend drama
As I may have mentioned before, I'm a mod over at the Official Shadowrun Forums. redacted
Ashe, quite justifiable, given the people who were involved -- I share in your cheer. However, your edit did not take somehow. I'm flagging it so that one of our guardian angels may protect us from unwanted consequences.
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Did you guys know that, apparently, Mickey Mouse was based off another character Walt D. developed when he was with another studio. That character was Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
I did, in fact, know that, and was actually talking to someone about the character yesterday (along with the original design for Donald Duck).
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Dear guy with the creepy Mustache and scary chuckle who buys the one banana and one porn mag in the middle of the afternoon.
1) You look really creepy, there are better looks out there than the creepy mustache and child molester haircut, please consider a style change
2) Please remember we are located next to a park and there are like 6 kids in the store at any one time so please have more discretion when bringing your magazine called "High Society" with women on the front doing abominable things likely not befitting the magazines title. Discretely handing me the magazine would help instead of slapping it on the counter in very plain sight of the children.
3) Coming later at night would also help where there would be no children around after dark.
4) STOP TRYING TO MAKE CREEPY SMALL TALK WITH ME!!!!!
5) Why the banana every time?
6) Stop leaving the porn rack a mess and leaving other magazines in plain sight where again the children can see.
7) It's legal to sell porn magazines in convenience stores in Canada? It certainly isn't in my part of New York...