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Scarab Sages

Nekkid agreement!


Justin Franklin wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:

Morning FaWTL!!! Jude got a new toy last night, a singing, flashing bear. He loves it. I may be tempted to make it explode soon. ;)

Would this be a green bear named Scout? Ally has that lil' guy, he is cute
It's this one.

Ah Ally has this guy. I guess technically he's a puppy not a bear, but he's programmed to say her name and preferences

Liberty's Edge

Woodraven wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
quick question if i get crit on a x3 weapon bonus damage would be base dice dice damage + base dice damage + strength bonus + strength bonus? example 2d6+2d6+16+16(power attack, furious focus, vital strike with an earth breaker) or would it be +10+10 because power attack doesn't get added in on bonus damage? been so long since I got a threat with combat feats added in
6d6 +48 total

with vital strike at the beginning doubles base weapon damage it would a grand total 8d6+48? base damage 2d6, vital strike doubles the base to 4d6 but 2d6 is not multiplied if crit is made. right?

Correct:

Vital Strike: When you use the attack action, you can make one attack at your highest base attack bonus that deals additional damage. Roll the damage dice for the attack twice and add the results together, but do not multiply damage bonuses from Strength, weapon abilities (such as flaming), or precision-based damage (such as sneak attack). This bonus damage is not multiplied on a critical hit (although other damage bonuses are multiplied normally).

[edit:] Ninja'd!!


Aberzombie wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
quick question if i get crit on a x3 weapon bonus damage would be base dice dice damage + base dice damage + strength bonus + strength bonus? example 2d6+2d6+16+16(power attack, furious focus, vital strike with an earth breaker) or would it be +10+10 because power attack doesn't get added in on bonus damage? been so long since I got a threat with combat feats added in
6d6 +48 total
BT is right.
Madclaw is right about BT being right.

AZ is right about Madclaw being right about BT being right.


oh great I've started a ninja war.

Soylent green is trolls, I tell you


Woodraven wrote:

oh great I've started a ninja war.

Soylent green is trolls, I tell you

If Soylent Green was trolls, they'd have a regenerating supply of food. As long as they kept it out of the sun.

Which is kinda weird, seeing how trolls are green and green is the color of chlorophyll, which likes the sun....

Which bears the question, 'Why is Soylent Green green?' Was red taken, or blue?

You are full of FAIL. ;P

Scarab Sages

Mmmm.....Soylent Green.


Emperor7 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
quick question if i get crit on a x3 weapon bonus damage would be base dice dice damage + base dice damage + strength bonus + strength bonus? example 2d6+2d6+16+16(power attack, furious focus, vital strike with an earth breaker) or would it be +10+10 because power attack doesn't get added in on bonus damage? been so long since I got a threat with combat feats added in
6d6 +48 total
BT is right.
Madclaw is right about BT being right.
AZ is right about Madclaw being right about BT being right.

LMAO!


Emperor7 wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

oh great I've started a ninja war.

Soylent green is trolls, I tell you

If Soylent Green was trolls, they'd have a regenerating supply of food. As long as they kept it out of the sun.

Which is kinda weird, seeing how trolls are green and green is the color of chlorophyll, which likes the sun....

You are full of FAIL. ;P

I would say at least I don't go around everywhere sporting wood even at inappropriate times but then I looked at my handle ;P


Woodraven wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

oh great I've started a ninja war.

Soylent green is trolls, I tell you

If Soylent Green was trolls, they'd have a regenerating supply of food. As long as they kept it out of the sun.

Which is kinda weird, seeing how trolls are green and green is the color of chlorophyll, which likes the sun....

You are full of FAIL. ;P

I would say at least I don't go around everywhere sporting wood even at inappropriate times but then I looked at my handle ;P

And your name too? LMAO

The Exchange

You know it is a strange day when I feel impelled to write poetry. Vogons be damned.

Grand Lodge

Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmm.....Soylent Green.

tasty!

The Exchange

Red Beans and Rice momma even cooks them sometimes twice.


I am an honorable man! I do not deserve this fate!

Grand Lodge

Leafar the Lost wrote:
I am an honorable man! I do not deserve this fate!

lies, slander, and liable.

Liberty's Edge

So, anyway, my shoulder is killing me. I think I laid on it funny while I was sleeping and now the pain won't go away. :(

Liberty's Edge

By RAW, Pepsi makes you pee blood.
By RAI, Pepsi was supposed to work like viagra.

Dems da breaks!


madclaw what is the closest larger city to your residence? At least I there is finally another Iowan in this crazy land we call home.


Studpuffin wrote:
So, anyway, my shoulder is killing me. I think I laid on it funny while I was sleeping and now the pain won't go away. :(

I hate that... Sometimes, when I fall asleep while piloting the TARDIS, I get this cold ache in my ...

Sorry, bit of a tangent there. As your doctor, I prescribe you to leave any monotonous task you are doing right now, jump in your time machine, head for the Desert Planet of T'kstre and order a large fruity drink. Then take a nap.

Just be sure not to disturb the local Hfrumphs. They are a bit tetchy about sharing their rocks.

Good Ninja Minion

Did somebody say gninja?



Pish-Tush:
And I am right,
And you are right,
And everything is quite correct!

Chorus:
And you are right,
And we are right,
And everything is quite, is quite correct!

Pish-Tush & Chorus:
And everything is quite correct,
All is quite correct!


Well, I think a two hour nap helped. So another one should help even more, right?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Well, I think a two hour nap helped. So another one should help even more, right?

Lot's of fluids and rest.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Well, I think a two hour nap helped. So another one should help even more, right?

It would stand to reason.

The Exchange

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Well, I think a two hour nap helped. So another one should help even more, right?
Lot's of non-alcoholic fluids and rest.

Clarified it for you. :P

Grand Lodge

Woodraven wrote:
madclaw what is the closest larger city to your residence? At least I there is finally another Iowan in this crazy land we call home.

Des Moines. I live like 30 minutes west. How bout you?

The Exchange

Rant

Spoiler:
I had a piss poor day that deteriorated into an even worse afternoon. Why in the hell do I ever bother explaining myself when it seems I posses some alien thought process that nobody ever seems to get!? I don't think it is unreasonable to NOT want my wife out around a bunch of drunk rowdies until 2am, nor do I think that I should have to give a reason as to why, nor do I give a flying flaming f&*! turd whether her f*@&ing boss agrees with me or not. She's my damn wife, and if I'm not comfortable with it, then even she should understand that, not fight with me over it and paint me to be some jealous paranoid jerk!

Grand Lodge

Got the phone call that my copy of UM came in at my local game store! Gonna pick it up after work! Woo HOO!

The Exchange

Oh yeah, Papa Johns decided it would be fun to charge the same order to my debit card TWICE. So now I'm overdrafted. Looks like more b#!+!+#& to clear up when I get off work tomorrow.


Moorluck wrote:

Rant** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
At the least they should invite you along 'to help judge' the wet T contest. Maybe you could even be the MC.
Grand Lodge

Moorluck wrote:

Rant** spoiler omitted **

Hmm, I can understand where you're coming from and see your point. But at the same time I can see it from her side as you not trusting her, even though it's the people with her you distrust and not her. I would advise potentially suggesting that you ask if you could go along and state you'd feel more comfortable that way. Just my two cp anyways.


Yeah, I've definitely had some of these Alien Thought Process Experiences of which you speak. ATPEs, let us call them.

:(

The Exchange

Madclaw wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Rant** spoiler omitted **

Hmm, I can understand where you're coming from and see your point. But at the same time I can see it from her side as you not trusting her, even though it's the people with her you distrust and not her. I would advise potentially suggesting that you ask if you could go along and state you'd feel more comfortable that way. Just my two cp anyways.

1. We have 3 kids so that's a bust.

2. Truth be told I hate people in general, especially in large rowdy groups... makes me want to kill with extreme prejudice.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Yeah, I've definitely had some of these Alien Thought Process Experiences of which you speak. ATPEs, let us call them.

:(

I prefer to think of them as "My head isn't up my ass" Syndrome.

The Exchange

The bad thing is, by venting here I'm just going to have to re-hash all of it when Solnes gets home.


Madclaw wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
madclaw what is the closest larger city to your residence? At least I there is finally another Iowan in this crazy land we call home.
Des Moines. I live like 30 minutes west. How bout you?

Ames here

The Exchange

Woodraven wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
madclaw what is the closest larger city to your residence? At least I there is finally another Iowan in this crazy land we call home.
Des Moines. I live like 30 minutes west. How bout you?
Ames here

So you guys are only around 30 minutes from each other? Cool.


Moorluck wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Rant** spoiler omitted **

Hmm, I can understand where you're coming from and see your point. But at the same time I can see it from her side as you not trusting her, even though it's the people with her you distrust and not her. I would advise potentially suggesting that you ask if you could go along and state you'd feel more comfortable that way. Just my two cp anyways.

1. We have 3 kids so that's a bust.

2. Truth be told I hate people in general, especially in large rowdy groups... makes me want to kill with extreme prejudice.

warning:Politics

And stupid laws state that we can't kill idiots/people at will. Why oh why do I feel that I may be just a younger version of you o' mighty LPM


Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
madclaw what is the closest larger city to your residence? At least I there is finally another Iowan in this crazy land we call home.
Des Moines. I live like 30 minutes west. How bout you?
Ames here
So you guys are only around 30 minutes from each other? Cool.

If I remember correctly I think I am the one who directed Madclaw here in the first place. I think I met him at Mayhem in clive/urbandale/west des moines (depending on where you grew up and decide to call the suburbs different towns or not :)

Silver Crusade

Moorluck wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Rant** spoiler omitted **

Hmm, I can understand where you're coming from and see your point. But at the same time I can see it from her side as you not trusting her, even though it's the people with her you distrust and not her. I would advise potentially suggesting that you ask if you could go along and state you'd feel more comfortable that way. Just my two cp anyways.

1. We have 3 kids so that's a bust.

2. Truth be told I hate people in general, especially in large rowdy groups... makes me want to kill with extreme prejudice.

Did I ever tell you that you remind me of my partner's brother? It's everything - the sense of humor, temperment, social/political views. You two would so get along. (That's a good thing, by the way - he's a great guy.)

Just recently, when someone asked him why he wasn't going to some festival or other (i.e. drunk-fest), he said something along the lines of, "I think I would get thrown out because I stabbed too many people."

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Rant** spoiler omitted **

Hmm, I can understand where you're coming from and see your point. But at the same time I can see it from her side as you not trusting her, even though it's the people with her you distrust and not her. I would advise potentially suggesting that you ask if you could go along and state you'd feel more comfortable that way. Just my two cp anyways.

1. We have 3 kids so that's a bust.

2. Truth be told I hate people in general, especially in large rowdy groups... makes me want to kill with extreme prejudice.

Did I ever tell you that you remind me of my partner's brother? It's everything - the sense of humor, temperment, social/political views. You two would so get along. (That's a good thing, by the way - he's a great guy.)

Just recently, when someone asked him why he wasn't going to some festival or other (i.e. drunk-fest), he said something along the lines of, "I think I would get thrown out because I stabbed too many people."

Sounds like one of my best friends. The army let him go because he was trained as a sniper and the felt he was not an asset in peace time. Telling him they were afraid his temper would get to him and he would shoot a fellow soldier. Without missing a beat he informs them that in no way would he kill a fellow meat shield, for how else could they keep the enemies at bay so he could do his job.

The Exchange

problem with breaks, they are too short.


*blink*

Evening folks!

*blink*


Solnes wrote:

Morning FawtLies. Lots of receiving to be done here. Bike week has been good to us so far, and this weekend is the busiest part, so lets hope for high high high sales!

I have to go to one of teh bars to facilitate a wet t contest tonight. I kinda don't wanna, I hope it goes quick!

Never mind, moot point as I am not going.


Moorluck wrote:
The bad thing is, by venting here I'm just going to have to re-hash all of it when Solnes gets home.

Oh Good, we shared here too. Awesome.


I HATE fighting. :(

So, how is everyone elses day going? Better than ours I hope.

I am going in to close another store so that manager can go do the wet t contest.

Till then, I am home....alone, as hubby decided to..... You know, I am not sure where he went. :(


Hides all the breakables in Gramma IssacX's china cabinet


Guess I should feed the kids and get them in the bath.

Talk to you guys later. :( :( :(

Scarab Sages

Solnes wrote:

I HATE fighting. :(

So, how is everyone elses day going? Better than ours I hope.

I am going in to close another store so that manager can go do the wet t contest.

Till then, I am home....alone, as hubby decided to..... You know, I am not sure where he went. :(

Don't let things get you guys down too much. The two of you have been a positive inspiration for me. Just know that you guys are awesome. Hang in there.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:

I HATE fighting. :(

So, how is everyone elses day going? Better than ours I hope.

I am going in to close another store so that manager can go do the wet t contest.

Till then, I am home....alone, as hubby decided to..... You know, I am not sure where he went. :(

Don't let things get you guys down too much. The two of you have been a positive inspiration for me. Just know that you guys are awesome. Hang in there.

Thanks. I guess I just don't care for the way that the fights evolve. Since we have been married for nearly 10 years now the fights are fewer and farther between, but they went from arguing over who does the dishes and who gets to pick whats on teh tv to more serious things. And how we used to never 'not' say I love you or leave, and now we just take off with more of a f~%+ you than an I love you. And with the added years of marriage there is a TON more stuff we can take from the past and throw in each others faces. :(

I miss the days of the silly fights.

I have confidence that we will be fine, we always are and always will be. But knowing that doesn't make them easier to deal with.

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