
Orthos |

Rath, don't let a cough go too long. There's a good chance it's a particularly nasty strain of flu. Take good care. :(
Oh lovely. I've been hacking up a lung for the past week. Last thing I needed to see. =/
Looks like I'm getting meds today after work.

DSXMachina |

And last night the wife came downstairs to tell me the boy had sang his ABC's. It's something they've been working on in daycare.
Better than learning the F***'s & B's from the last one then. :P
Hope the training gets more fun. And you can view it ironically, since the whole point of corporate/public companies is to waste time.

Kajehase |

It's f@$#ed up s*@&, this training. It's all about acquisition and development and s*~+.
Uh, hello? Do you realize that I don't do acquisition? New steam ships haven't been built in years. And won't be built anytime soon.
But... but I like steam ships. My great-granddad used to captain one of them.

Emperor7 |

I swear. I'm like the Weird Al of the Paizo boards. For some reason this sick song remake has been nagging at my head today.
Original Children's Song -
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head
My sad but current state of stoopidity version -
Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face
Down came the manager and she said
"Little Honey Boo Boo,
I don't want to see you
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' your fat face.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll spank you with a spoon!"
The next day:
Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face

Freehold DM |

While Buddhism is far, far from perfect, it is possible to do yoga without getting into the spiritual aspects. Iirc, some aspects of calisthenics include yoga like stretches.
Freehold DM wrote:Ragadolf wrote:I recall that story - they were opposed to the idea that they wet being taught yoga because they thought it was religious indoctrination or some such.lynora wrote:Treppa wrote:Lyn, didn't know if you'd seen this.I hadn't seen that. That's pretty cool. Doubt I could convince the school to incorporate it, but I might try and work in some yoga as part of the morning routine. I can see why it would help since yoga incorporates a lot of the calming strategies and proprioceptive stimulation that the kidlet needs. Thanks for the link. :)Funny you should mention that,...
I just saw (sometime within the last few days) a report on the evening news that said some school was being sued BECAUSE they dared to teach some kids yoga! Supposedly the parents that brought the lawsuit were enraged that their children were being taught Buddhism in school.
Even if that were true, there are SO many other things for me to get enraged at happening in school these days,... ;P
Yep. That was the one.
When I saw it, I facepalmed myself. Twice.
And I wear glasses. ;P

Freehold DM |
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Aberzombie wrote:It's f@$#ed up s*@&, this training. It's all about acquisition and development and s*~+.
Uh, hello? Do you realize that I don't do acquisition? New steam ships haven't been built in years. And won't be built anytime soon.
But... but I like steam ships. My great-granddad used to captain one of them.
** spoiler omitted **
clearly Aberzombie, the time has come for you to build the Dread Fleet Of Doom.

aeglos |

at the hill of Castle Frankenstein a dead body in pieces was found, the head is still missing O.O

Drejk |

at the hill of Castle Frankenstein a dead body in pieces was found, the head is still missing O.O
It will be interesting (in a grisly way) if they won't match to each other...
Creature is trying to make a new companion? Madman is trying to recreate Victor Frankenstein's work? Mobsters are getting rid of opposition?

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You don't have to learn acquisition and whats-it from the training, you only need to learn how to pass the test.
Oh, I've already figured that one out. There's no time limit on the tests (at least none that I've found). So I've engaged in some tree killing by printing out each section and going through them as I answer the questions. Open book tests rock!

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at the hill of Castle Frankenstein a dead body in pieces was found, the head is still missing O.O
I keep telling the German Chapter of The Horde to clean up after themselves.

Emperor7 |

Drejk wrote:You don't have to learn acquisition and whats-it from the training, you only need to learn how to pass the test.Oh, I've already figured that one out. There's no time limit on the tests (at least none that I've found). So I've engaged in some tree killing by printing out each section and going through them as I answer the questions. Open book tests rock!
*sniff*

Emperor7 |

Maybe this is better
"Little Honey Boo Boo,
I don't want to see you
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' your fat face.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll smack your parents with a broom!"The next day:
Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face

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Cheapy wrote:This is exactly what I'm talking about. Frakkin mathies.The best question on a test I ever took was for a math question.
"Prove that given matrices A and B that AB = BA."
This simply is not true. At all. The point of the question was to make sure you were confident in your knowledge.
Math is awesome! :D
There are comic panels in Inuyasha where Kagome is having nightmares about trig.
...
I found myself trying to solve the problems in the comic.

Orthos |

Maybe this is better
Emperor7 wrote:"Little Honey Boo Boo,
I don't want to see you
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' your fat face.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll smack your parents with a broom!"The next day:
Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face
Now what'd the parents do to deserve that?

Emperor7 |

Emperor7 wrote:Now what'd the parents do to deserve that?Maybe this is better
Emperor7 wrote:"Little Honey Boo Boo,
I don't want to see you
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' your fat face.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll smack your parents with a broom!"The next day:
Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face
Exploit the poor kid?
How about 'Smack your audience with a broom?' No audience, no exploitation.

Ragadolf |

Ugh. The crud has struck. Stoopid cold >.<
Ugh indeed. Couldn't even get to the doctor today. 'Rained' in. Yes. School cancelled due to flippin rain. In Lousy-anna.
So I called the doctor. When the rain let up, my pharmacy had my wonderful new meds waiting for me.
Ummmm,... Meds,...