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Scarab Sages

And, lest I forget, there is no job order number for this damn training. So I actually have to waste money from an actual, keep the fleet in working order job, just to pay for this waste of my time.

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!

Scarab Sages

And, yes, sometimes I take the training while nekkid. Such is the only benefit of online training.

Scarab Sages

As long as you don't have a webcam, that is.


Treppa wrote:
Rath, don't let a cough go too long. There's a good chance it's a particularly nasty strain of flu. Take good care. :(

Oh lovely. I've been hacking up a lung for the past week. Last thing I needed to see. =/

Looks like I'm getting meds today after work.

Scarab Sages

WTF?!? Don't my brothers check their f%#+ing email?!? I sent out a write-up regarding plans for my parent's 50th anniversary a few days ago, and only my younger brother has responded.

Scarab Sages

Orthos wrote:
Looks like I'm getting meds today after work.

Mmmmm......meds

Scarab Sages

All righty folks. Gonna go get some stuff done. Remember: Let's be careful out there.


You don't have to learn acquisition and whats-it from the training, you only need to learn how to pass the test.


Snooki wrote:
Wanna smoosh?

No.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
But if they don't have beards they aren't Dwarves.

I respectfully disagree. Female dwarves have never had beards in any game I've played.


Aberzombie wrote:
And last night the wife came downstairs to tell me the boy had sang his ABC's. It's something they've been working on in daycare.

Better than learning the F***'s & B's from the last one then. :P

Hope the training gets more fun. And you can view it ironically, since the whole point of corporate/public companies is to waste time.


Aberzombie wrote:

It's f@$#ed up s*@&, this training. It's all about acquisition and development and s*~+.

Uh, hello? Do you realize that I don't do acquisition? New steam ships haven't been built in years. And won't be built anytime soon.

But... but I like steam ships. My great-granddad used to captain one of them.

Spoiler:
Though, obviously, they're nowhere near as sexy as a proper longship.


And I still hate Thursdays - been months since I had one where my sleeping pattern weren't so messed up I could get things done.


I swear. I'm like the Weird Al of the Paizo boards. For some reason this sick song remake has been nagging at my head today.

Original Children's Song -

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a goon!"

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head

My sad but current state of stoopidity version -

Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face

Down came the manager and she said

"Little Honey Boo Boo,
I don't want to see you
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' your fat face.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll spank you with a spoon!"

The next day:

Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face


It wouldn't work anyway. The Manager would get sued for assault.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
But if they don't have beards they aren't Dwarves. They're Snookis.

she is short and curvy...but not deserving of all of my hnng.


While Buddhism is far, far from perfect, it is possible to do yoga without getting into the spiritual aspects. Iirc, some aspects of calisthenics include yoga like stretches.

Ragadolf wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
lynora wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Lyn, didn't know if you'd seen this.
I hadn't seen that. That's pretty cool. Doubt I could convince the school to incorporate it, but I might try and work in some yoga as part of the morning routine. I can see why it would help since yoga incorporates a lot of the calming strategies and proprioceptive stimulation that the kidlet needs. Thanks for the link. :)

Funny you should mention that,...

I just saw (sometime within the last few days) a report on the evening news that said some school was being sued BECAUSE they dared to teach some kids yoga! Supposedly the parents that brought the lawsuit were enraged that their children were being taught Buddhism in school.

Even if that were true, there are SO many other things for me to get enraged at happening in school these days,... ;P

I recall that story - they were opposed to the idea that they wet being taught yoga because they thought it was religious indoctrination or some such.

Yep. That was the one.

When I saw it, I facepalmed myself. Twice.
And I wear glasses. ;P


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Kajehase wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

It's f@$#ed up s*@&, this training. It's all about acquisition and development and s*~+.

Uh, hello? Do you realize that I don't do acquisition? New steam ships haven't been built in years. And won't be built anytime soon.

But... but I like steam ships. My great-granddad used to captain one of them.

** spoiler omitted **

clearly Aberzombie, the time has come for you to build the Dread Fleet Of Doom.


Aberzombie wrote:

Not to mention, each section has a test. If you fail the test 3 times, it kicks you out of the course and you've got to start the whole f$%+ing thing over again. And some of the questions are trick questions.

I truly hate that. It's one of the reasons I hate math so much.


Freehold DM wrote:
I'm stoically neutral to dwarves as a race. I prefer Dwarven women without beards though... And curvy!

Mmmm curvy... :)


Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
But if they don't have beards they aren't Dwarves. They're Snookis.
she is short and curvy...but not deserving of all of my hnng.

+1


The best question on a test I ever took was for a math question.

"Prove that given matrices A and B that AB = BA."

This simply is not true. At all. The point of the question was to make sure you were confident in your knowledge.


Cheapy wrote:

The best question on a test I ever took was for a math question.

"Prove that given matrices A and B that AB = BA."

This simply is not true. At all. The point of the question was to make sure you were confident in your knowledge.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Frakkin mathies.


Frakking Mathness?


hi everyone


on our work today we passes by two accidents with cars on their roof

Silver Crusade

Be safe out there, aeglos!


at the hill of Castle Frankenstein a dead body in pieces was found, the head is still missing O.O


aeglos wrote:
on our work today we passes by two accidents with cars on their roof

for gods sake be careful!! I wonder what happened...


aeglos wrote:
at the hill of Castle Frankenstein a dead body in pieces was found, the head is still missing O.O

It will be interesting (in a grisly way) if they won't match to each other...

Creature is trying to make a new companion? Madman is trying to recreate Victor Frankenstein's work? Mobsters are getting rid of opposition?

Scarab Sages

Drejk wrote:
You don't have to learn acquisition and whats-it from the training, you only need to learn how to pass the test.

Oh, I've already figured that one out. There's no time limit on the tests (at least none that I've found). So I've engaged in some tree killing by printing out each section and going through them as I answer the questions. Open book tests rock!

Scarab Sages

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Freehold DM wrote:
clearly Aberzombie, the time has come for you to build the Dread Fleet Of Doom.

Who's to say I don't already have one.....?

Scarab Sages

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aeglos wrote:
at the hill of Castle Frankenstein a dead body in pieces was found, the head is still missing O.O

I keep telling the German Chapter of The Horde to clean up after themselves.


Ugh. The crud has struck. Stoopid cold >.<


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Ugh. The crud has struck. Stoopid cold >.<

Know the feeling...


Aberzombie wrote:
Drejk wrote:
You don't have to learn acquisition and whats-it from the training, you only need to learn how to pass the test.
Oh, I've already figured that one out. There's no time limit on the tests (at least none that I've found). So I've engaged in some tree killing by printing out each section and going through them as I answer the questions. Open book tests rock!

*sniff*


Emperor7 wrote:

Maybe this is better

"Little Honey Boo Boo,
I don't want to see you
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' your fat face.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll smack your parents with a broom!"

The next day:

Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face

Sovereign Court

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Freehold DM wrote:
Cheapy wrote:

The best question on a test I ever took was for a math question.

"Prove that given matrices A and B that AB = BA."

This simply is not true. At all. The point of the question was to make sure you were confident in your knowledge.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Frakkin mathies.

Math is awesome! :D

There are comic panels in Inuyasha where Kagome is having nightmares about trig.

...

I found myself trying to solve the problems in the comic.


Emperor7 wrote:

Maybe this is better

Emperor7 wrote:

"Little Honey Boo Boo,

I don't want to see you
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' your fat face.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll smack your parents with a broom!"

The next day:

Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face

Now what'd the parents do to deserve that?

Sovereign Court

Freehold DM wrote:
aeglos wrote:
on our work today we passes by two accidents with cars on their roof
for gods sake be careful!! I wonder what happened...

Been there. Done that. A friend flipped the car I was in back end over front.

that was more exciting than it strictly had to be.


Orthos wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

Maybe this is better

Emperor7 wrote:

"Little Honey Boo Boo,

I don't want to see you
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' your fat face.
I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll smack your parents with a broom!"

The next day:

Little Honey Boo Boo,
Running thru the WalMart
Ripping up the candy aisle
And stuffin' her fat face

Now what'd the parents do to deserve that?

Exploit the poor kid?

How about 'Smack your audience with a broom?' No audience, no exploitation.

Scarab Sages

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Charlie is now saying his ABCs and counting to 10.


Aberzombie wrote:
Charlie is now saying his ABCs and counting to 10.

Outstanding!


Orthos wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Ugh. The crud has struck. Stoopid cold >.<
Know the feeling...

I hope you guys feel better.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Ugh. The crud has struck. Stoopid cold >.<

Ugh indeed. Couldn't even get to the doctor today. 'Rained' in. Yes. School cancelled due to flippin rain. In Lousy-anna.

So I called the doctor. When the rain let up, my pharmacy had my wonderful new meds waiting for me.

Ummmm,... Meds,...

Scarab Sages

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Poor Charlie has a fever. So I stayed home with him today.

Scarab Sages

Quick!! Check the Mouseketools!

Scarab Sages

Oh Toodles!

Scarab Sages

At least there's coffee.

Scarab Sages

But, damnit!! Now I'm hungry for hotdogs!

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