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Hello folks.
I hope that the trials and tribulations that life tosses your way are getting the ass whuppin' they so dearly deserve by your hands.
And speaking of ass whuppins, do you guys remember the story I told y'all about the one guys porn stash I found whilst his lovely fiance watched me during the termite inspection?
Well I spoke to her today... they did NOT get married that Sunday. Nope, when confronted he blew up at her for throwing away his stuff, and their argument escalated to him punching her in the head and calling her everything except sweetheart.
Unfortunate for him, since she not only busted his nose but had him arrested for assault.
Damn, better she learn now than after they got married.... but I'd still like to lay an ass whuppin of my own on him.
Holy smoke. Hope she finds better in the future.
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And speaking of ass whuppins, do you guys remember the story I told y'all about the one guys porn stash I found whilst his lovely fiance watched me during the termite inspection?
I do remember that discussion. The problem wasn't necessarily that he had a porn stash. The problem was what the contents were.
o.O
Jesus christ...
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And speaking of ass whuppins, do you guys remember the story I told y'all about the one guys porn stash I found whilst his lovely fiance watched me during the termite inspection?
I do remember that discussion. The problem wasn't necessarily that he had a porn stash. The problem was what the contents were.
o.O
That's the one.
I run into some interesting situations from time to time.
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Wow obviously the the guy had issues and his the porn was an outlet for his anger. Better she find out now there was that issue and he not try the same sort of things that were on that stash on her.
No doubt she is better off and something better will come along.
No doubt, she was an RN, and seemed very cool from my limited conversation with her. And with her good looks she should definitely be able to garner interest.
I do feel bad that it all came out a few days before her wedding though. I wound up overcoming my distaste for affection and returning the hug she gave me. :/
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Ah you old softie you.
You are getting soft on us aren't you Moorluck pretty soon you will be knitting and stuff.
We could have a FAWTLY knitting circle, then.
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Sounds like a very pleasant suggestion.
What shall we knit first?
Well, at the moment I'm working on this for a a friend of mine who's a big fan of Dr. Who. :)
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A straightjacket with sleeves fashioned like a Chinese finger puzzle. There's a fellow I'm thinking of that it would be perfect for that may not appreciate the irony of the Asian and bondage restraint about it as I would, though.
Not mentioning any names ...
That sounds cool as hell.
Well, at the moment I'm working on this for a a friend of mine who's a big fan of Dr. Who. :)Sounds like a very pleasant suggestion.
What shall we knit first?
That's awesome, though I'd like the original too =D
I feel kinda sorry for her about the way someone told her to get rid of it though.
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Sounds like a very pleasant suggestion.
What shall we knit first?
Well, at the moment I'm working on this for a a friend of mine who's a big fan of Dr. Who. :)
That's FAWsome that you can do things like that. I try my hand at various crafts but I'm not a very "crafty" guy.
Yeergh. Argh.
I sense something. A presence I have not felt since..??
Lace? That's impressive.
Ah you old softie you.
You are getting soft on us aren't you Moorluck pretty soon you will be knitting and stuff.
We could have a FAWTLY knitting circle, then.
So I feel shortness of breath and a little dizzy and the tiniest bit of pain in my chest but nothing is wrong seemingly.
O_o
I might just be paranoid but you might wanna get that looked at.
Panic.
I posted before I finshed but I did not have any problems but the visit itself was stressful.
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Awesome what else is on that list I wonder?
Any number of things I could use to stab, cut, dismember the multitude of douchebags in this world that I truly do believe do not deserve to breath the air of all the other good hard working folks who just really want to get through their days and live a quiet happy life.
Oh so that's what that button does. I thought it was a "let's get this party started" button.
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Man, you got hosed.Meh, I got two cars and a bookcase full of gaming material out of the deal.
For some reason, I read this as 'two cars and a trunk full of dead hookers.' o_O
Probably nothing, but hit up a doc to be on the safe side.*
*Yes I am a hypocrite.
May I join your club?
For some reason, I read this as 'two cars and a trunk full of dead hookers.' o_OMan, you got hosed.Meh, I got two cars and a bookcase full of gaming material out of the deal.
Wrong car. That one's mine. Err, I mean that other guy!
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This reminds me of the people who denounce anything that's not the original King James Version... even where the original text disagrees with the KJV due to translation errors or misreadings."Have any of you read the Bible in Greek? It's fascinating."
To which the preacher replied:
"No, we like our Bible straight. You know, in the original English."
** spoiler omitted **This reminds me of the people who denounce anything that's not the original King James Version... even where the original text disagrees with the KJV due to translation errors or misreadings."Have any of you read the Bible in Greek? It's fascinating."
To which the preacher replied:
"No, we like our Bible straight. You know, in the original English."