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Yes, £23.85 is the name of my house. You, however, will only recieve payment in the form of Queens Park Rangers' relegation-dodging 1998-9 B squad.
I have a strange desire to create an alias named Quid Note.
At any rate, it’s debatable whether Pulg’s kitchen sink could be unclogged with anything less than a nuclear blast,
Nuclear Brass might do it, as might Nuclear Bras, should you happen to have any handy.
*Begins to play loudly on the piccolo trombone. Mushroom clouds blossom in the background.*
Me <------- Magnificently pantaloony sartorial as always => my handsome gnomish self wins the thread !
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your delirious win.
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Such a din, how will anyone be able to concentrate on the task of helping Pulg?
Not that I am bothered mind you, the wives of Pulg are proving quite useful for holding up his dining room table.
Nancy is - Beatrice is currently supporting the wheel-less Austin Ambassador Y-Reg my brother Pulgh stole 23 years ago.
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Sounds fine to me, besides, I turned the wheels into Wheelies!
And Pulg, if you ever want your sense of humour back, all you need do is ask.
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You've let the Bloodbeast go to sleep on it, you rascal.
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Well, Cousin Vernon would normally be delighted to help, only he's on a five-day digital detox at the moment (he's eaten too many fingers, and has a severely dicky tum-tum)
*Dances on an obnoxious manatee*
Pretty sure you’re dancing on Fish-Malkovich, because there are no obnoxious manatees.
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The goblin’s back! Just need to scrub your name off the memorial wall.
*commits arson to celebrate*
*Doot doot doot doot dududoot doot doot doooooot,
Doot doot dududoot doot doot dooot*
And it za-rong-els,
That Poog of Fi-er,
That Poog of Fire.
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Burned down the memorial wall.
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"Zarongel!"
Save time. Wash yourself and your clothing at the same time!
*Proceeds to the bath house with nothing on (not even a towel).*
*pours gasoline in water and sets it on fire*