Quick, quick! Strap him to a lathe and convert him into a contrabassoon!
contrabarsooms are good for burroughing...
But be sure to put on clean underbanths before doing so.
Boils up some nice trench froast.
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An orange MG
That’s where
I’d like to be
drivin’ an
orange MG
give you a
rope and
behind you
could be
skiing behind
an orange
MG.
And all for free.
How can I get my hands on this “frozen yogurt” or whatever it’s called in the UK, I’m out of my favourite bubble bath liquid!
You'll have to get out there, roll up your sleeves, and take care of business, then. Those pixies won't purée themselves.
You have to use a ‘tater masher.
I’m allergic to pixies, will I still get the same results if I were to purée some fairies instead?
Fairies must be fondued.
Or fondled. Depending on what you’re in the mood for.
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I’m not allowed to fondle or fondue fairies, I can’t do the former due to my… discretion… with the fairy queen. And I can’t do the latter as I once used fondue fairies to poison the one orc tribe that no one is supposed to, and I am the only one stupid enough to do it. And I am also forbidden to be within 10 metres of a potato masher, I use them for smashing windows (usually the ones on The Dirty Dangler’s house).
[Yoda voice] Ooh. Doomed to fail are you. Again.[/Yoda voice]
Coincidentally, all the windows in the Dirty Dangler's house are made of (dangly) potatoes.
You and the Canadian hard rock band, Rush. Are you like them, having a passage to Bangkok? Aboard the Thailand Express?
I do have a triple-necked Geddy Lee, though I'm very dubious about the third neck.
