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[Just Hair]

I’m more partial to As The World Falls Down, myself.

[The when]

From Afar, by Vance Joy.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Is there a song called To Near?

[The when]

The tune grows a little more strange as The Doors perform Ghost Song.

[Pulg]

Bumptious Wazzock wrote:

Is there a song called To Near?

No, but there is a singer called To Near Bennett.

[Pulg's Ghost]

The when wrote:

The tune grows a little more strange as The Doors perform Ghost Song.

WoOoOoOoOoO!

[Super Slaad?]

The similarity is astounding.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Good astounding, or bad astounding?

[Super Slaad?]

Absolutely. Astounding.

[The when]

The Hot Hot Heat perform Good Day to Die. And this Pacifico with a slice of lime tastes pretty good.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

And up next will be Cold Cold Chill performing Bad Night to Live! And you must try the Atlantico with a slice of lemon too!

[The when]

Nope. It’s Grease Paint And Monkey Brains by White Zombie.

[Pulg]

The when wrote:

The Hot Hot Heat perform Good Day to Die. And this Pacifico with a slice of lime tastes pretty good.

Oddly enough, this 1993 Yamaha Pacifica (as played by Bongo Boffington and the Branston Prickles on 'Farewell to Skipton') doesn't taste nearly as good, despite being remarkably good value for a budget Strat-style guitar.

[Super Slaad?]

Atlantico with a slice of turnip.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Or how about some turnip juice with a hint of baked apple and pepper?

[Pulg]

You can milk turnips, y'know.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

I prefer to squeeze them, though I do milk oranges and limes every now and then.

[Pulg]

Do you do yuzus too?

[The when]

Pink Floyd doing Have A Cigar.

Love me some Pink Floyd.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Pulg wrote:

Do you do yuzus too?

Not since The Dirty Dangler caught me doing it to his yuzus.

The when wrote:

Pink Floyd doing Have A Cigar.

Love me some Pink Floyd.

All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall.

[Lady Blackmoor]

Bumptious Wazzock wrote:

Pulg wrote:

Do you do yuzus too?

Not since The Dirty Dangler caught me doing it to his yuzus.

DEREK!!!!

[Pineapple the Clown]

I think someone should have just stuck to stuffing minnows with whole zucchini.

[Super Slaad?]

Zucchini, not just a way of life, an adventure!

[Pineapple the Clown]

Interesting, what’s your take on aubergines?

[Pulg]

Take! On! Aubergines!

I'll! Be! There!, to Eggplant YOOOOOUUUUUUU!

[Super Slaad?]

Price of eggs is way too high to be planting them. (It’s safe to assume you won’t grow a chicken.)

[Etemon]

What’s that awful racket? It’s causing unnatural distortions to my Dark Network!

*Throws a soda bottle at Pulg, then walks away in a huff.*

Now I got a headache worse than the time I drank some of granny’s whiskey thinking it was an ice coffee!

[The when]

The sounds of Bad Religion performing I Want To Conquer The World intrude into the Dark Network, and everywhere else.

[Etemon]

The when wrote:

The sounds of Bad Religion performing I Want To Conquer The World intrude into the Dark Network, and everywhere else.

Now, this is more like it! A true musical masterpiece to the ears of The King of Digimon!

*Begins tapping along to the music, then his stomach grumbles.*

Someone make me a fried banana sandwich already, I’m getting a bad case of the munchies! Uh, huh, huh!

[The when]

Dire Straits finish out the long jam at the end of It Never Rains.

[Pulg]

It Never Rains Jam

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Yeah, a bit sad that, I enjoy jam on my toast and crumpets.

Still, it does rain marmalade. So there’s going to be a very happy person somewhere.

[Super Slaad?]

Eh, wazzock doc?

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Not much, just trying my hand at making a pork gammon and banana sandwich with spicy maple syrup.

[Mayor of Funkytown]

At the pork-gam, gammon banana,
Music and passion are always in fashion at the porkgammonba-na-na!!!

[Super Slaad?]

With the katana, you slice the banana.

[Pulgco De Lucia]

Not today, but maybe mañana.

[Super Slaad?]

Chili today, hot tamale.

[The Riddling Reaver]

Look at this ice jewel, admire this sprocket, they will both distract you, while I stab your foot and pick your pocket!

[Pulgthus Dire]

Which of you nincompoops let HIM in? This is an Evil Sorcerer's party, for Evil Sorcerers (and trombonists) only. Nyeeehhh!

[Super Slaad?]

Begins to play a piccolo trombone.

[The Riddling Reaver]

Pulgthus Dire wrote:

Which of you nincompoops let HIM in? This is an Evil Sorcerer's party, for Evil Sorcerers (and trombonists) only. Nyeeehhh!

It was your old friend turned enemy; Pulgradan Marr!

[Super Slaad?]

Or maybe, The Fiddling Beaver.

[Comte de Malodor]

That's one of the rarest and most illegal magazines in my private stash.

[The Riddling Reaver]

And I have since sold it to one of the highest ranking demons of The Pit.

[Super Slaad?]

Which also happens to be the title of one of Compte de Malodor’s special magazines.

[The Riddling Reaver]

Sold that one too, to Fish-Malkovich actually.

[Pulg]

Ah yes, the rare scratch 'n' sniff edition.

[Fish-Malkovich]

I use it as bedding for my pet hamster.