Offices Closed

[CourtFool]

So...since the office is closed, is anyone monitoring the boards? Can we break all the rules today?

Runs through the Paizo offices chewing up office chairs and scattering office supplies througout.

[Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla]

It's time to get my 2011 fawtla pronouncements ready. Fa-la-la-la!

[CourtFool]

The grace of Allah be upon you. Yap!

Tears up a random book leaving chewed pages everywhere.

[Yankee Poodle]

Humps all the stock of Cthulhu plushies

[Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla]

CourtFool wrote:

The grace of Allah be upon you. Yap!

Tears up a random book leaving chewed pages everywhere.

Allah? The patron I worship is the Almighty Btthulha! May her bosom be bountiful and spread warmth in these cold months ahead.

[CourtFool]

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

[Crimson Jester]

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

[Miss Kitty]

CourtFool wrote:

So...since the office is closed, is anyone monitoring the boards? Can we break all the rules today?

Runs through the Paizo offices chewing up office chairs and scattering office supplies througout.

I'd recommend eating all Jacob's toy dinosaurs and putting mini-Lloths in all Bulmahn's liquor bottles.

Sutter has a habit of lurking out in the Batcave/warehouse, so be careful not to wake him. Also, there may be a gibbering mustache-&-gall-bladder hiding in the vents, so be careful.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

Nope

[CourtFool]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

Nope

Even just to rest your head on?

Why does it always have to be sexual with you?! :P

Spoiler:

I was so tempted to say 'you people'.

[Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

Nope

For you, I recommend her consort, Phallelujah!

[CourtFool]

Is he bountiful too?

[CourtFool]

Can I get a piece of both gods?

[Aberzombie]

shambles through the office hoping to find a brain-in-a-jar that isn't paying attention

[Crimson Jester]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

Nope

but..................

sad Jester

[Emperor7]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

Nope

but..................

sad Jester

Is Crimson Jester blue? Would that make a purple jester?

[KnightErrantJR]

Emperor7 wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

Nope

but..................

sad Jester

Is Crimson Jester blue? Would that make a purple jester?

I don't want to think about his purple jester, thank you very much.

[Crimson Jester]

KnightErrantJR wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

A bountiful bossom? I can get behind that.

Can't we all!

Nope

but..................

sad Jester

Is Crimson Jester blue? Would that make a purple jester?

I don't want to think about his purple jester, thank you very much.

Not many beyond my wife do....

[CourtFool]

KnightErrantJR wrote:

I don't want to think about his purple jester, thank you very much.

Too late.

[Crimson Jester]

CourtFool wrote:

KnightErrantJR wrote:

I don't want to think about his purple jester, thank you very much.

Too late.

It shall haunt your dreams.

[CourtFool]

Hehe, I thought you said 'hump'.

[CourtFool]

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple jester eater…