You know you GM too much when...

[koridur_kingslayer]

Thought this would be fun for the other GMs out there to answer.

1.) You have come to terms with the fact that you will probably never be a player again.

2.) You actually role-play your campaign/adventure *out loud* to yourself in the car just to make sure it sounds right and you're not missing anything.

[QOShea]

3) You watch Mythbusters and try to figure out stats for whatever explosive device they are using this week so you can surprise your players with it.

[KaeYoss]

4) You do not understand the concept of "GMing too much"

[KaeYoss]

5) You award friends/family members/coworkers XP when they stay in character do interesting things.

[ulgulanoth]

6) when you refuse to use anything less than 6 characters in any game

[QOShea]

7) You tell a relative that they have obviously taken Skill Focus in something they can do well.

[KenderKin]

You think you are a pesh addict!, dealer and smuggler!

[Derek Vande Brake]

9. You try to end real life arguments with, "Rocks fall, your character dies!"

[W E Ray]

9) You refrain from murdering everyone at work because you don't want to hear complaints about a TPK.

[koridur_kingslayer]

11.) If you use the phrase "not at my table" more than once a week.

*Note: Numbering corrected.

[James Jacobs]

12: You think that death isn't scary just because there's spells like raise dead in the game. :-P

[Azmahel]

13. You can read other GM's minds, anticipate their nefarious twists, and generally have "see plot" always active.

[Watcher]

14: When you're jealous that "they" get to try out all the APG Classes and you can't.

[koridur_kingslayer]

15.) When you realize if you run a game for some new players it will be like giving them crack.

[Mynameisjake]

16. You try to join in a "cool things my favorite character did" conversation and realize you don't have any. :(