I DEMAND THE IMMEDIATE RETURN OF CALLOUS JACK.
I've set up beer traps everywhere in order to catch Callous. Come back oh fearless leader. The Jacks need you!
Maybe that Snooki critter is holding him hostage? No, his hostage. [/Benny Hill]
Maybe that Snooki critter is holding him hostage? No, his hostage. [/Benny Hill]
Maybe Snooki is forcing him to do the dirty with her. Oh, the humanity! *shudder*
Um, who's Snooki?
Um, who's Snooki?
Ooh, another strong man!
*takes a swig of cough syrup*
Mr Jack has not been seen here about for over a month. I know he likes his privacy, however if anyone knows how to contact him please let him know, we are thinking of him. As well as he should stop by and say hello.
Courtfool's been missing a while too. :(
My first thought is that they're off together somewhere in the US Midwest playing Roadrunner vs. Wile E. Coyote.
Or more likely, Wile E. Coyote vs. Wile E. Coyote. :)
Just in case anybody thought I forget my demands.
Pfft. DEMAND, I said. Where would reasonable excuses play into that?