Dear LPM,
Recently, I've come to suspect that a senior White House official is
actually a Bug in a human suit. Are the recommended ways for determining
if this is true before he becomes Mayor of Chicago?
Sincerely,
Chaotic in Seattle
PS Are poodle bugs too?
Hey!!!
Lord President Moorluck,
How soon can the last vestages of the Old Republic be safely swept away?
PS Are poodle bugs too?
I do not think so. Slaads on the other hand lay eggs…like bugs.
How did you become Lord President then?
Stage a coup. How else does one become president?
I was picturing the Lady of the Lake,her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, and that was how he became Lord President.
No. You need to clean the s~+$e off first.
I thought it was the hot blond singing to him that did it.
What's Wes' "F" stand for?
Is it really Fandango?
It was Fandango. However, a couple years ago, he lost a drinking game with Buhlman and was forced to legally change it to FaWTL.
It was Fandango. However, a couple years ago, he lost a drinking game with Buhlman and was forced to legally change it to FaWTL.What's Wes' "F" stand for?
Is it really Fandango?
FaWTL to rhyme with Bottle?
Or FaWTL to rhyme with Orange?
Bottle.
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Just a few:
1) If a paladin walks up to a child and gives him a loaf of bread to eat, killed the shopkeeper who tried to overcharge for that bread, but then helped an old lady cross the street, but then decided to go into a strip club, but it was only to read the graffiti on the walls looking for an adventuring party, is that an evil act?
2) How would one go about exterminating bees from the face of the planet?
3) Is there anyway to get rid of a case of the "Urizen's"? Or is it permenant?
4) Does she really like it "on the counter" or am I being lied to?
5) What's your favorite color? Mine's is green.
I was picturing the Lady of the Lake,her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, and that was how he became Lord President.
Would she be Solnes, by any chance?.
Yes, No, or Maybe?
Dear LPM,
Recently, I've come to suspect that a senior White House official is
actually a Bug in a human suit. Are the recommended ways for determining
if this is true before he becomes Mayor of Chicago?Sincerely,
Chaotic in SeattlePS Are poodle bugs too?
A close range shotgun blast to the face will determine if he's a bug or not, this method is 100% accurate.
And yes poodles are related to the German cockroach.
Lord President Moorluck,
How soon can the last vestages of the Old Republic be safely swept away?
This is a tricky one, you see they will never truly go away as they actually control the minds of their would be successors. In order to remove these goons from power we must eradicate the two party system and replace it with a more Fawtl friendly method of governance, such as Chaos.
How did you become Lord President then?
In the most fair and balanced way possible. I slaughtered my rivals, and bribed those who were to well guarded with hookers and blow. that and I had the families of the ballot counters held at sword point.
Stage a coup. How else does one become president?
Bribery and mud slinging. I find that far to distasteful though and resort to out right violence whenever possible.
What's Wes' "F" stand for?
Is it really Fandango?
Freaky, cause I heard he's a super freak.
It was Fandango. However, a couple years ago, he lost a drinking game with Buhlman and was forced to legally change it to FaWTL.What's Wes' "F" stand for?
Is it really Fandango?
FaWTL to rhyme with Bottle?
Or FaWTL to rhyme with Orange?
FaWTL rhymes with AWESOME.
And Chuck Norris.
Just a few:
1) If a paladin walks up to a child and gives him a loaf of bread to eat, killed the shopkeeper who tried to overcharge for that bread, but then helped an old lady cross the street, but then decided to go into a strip club, but it was only to read the graffiti on the walls looking for an adventuring party, is that an evil act?
2) How would one go about exterminating bees from the face of the planet?
3) Is there anyway to get rid of a case of the "Urizen's"? Or is it permenant?
4) Does she really like it "on the counter" or am I being lied to?
5) What's your favorite color? Mine's is green.
1. Yes, Paladins are agents of evil... and they wear baggy boxers.
2. Post an article in the local news about how bees are drawing Mohammad.
3. Urizen's can be gotten rid of by surrounding them with Conservatives and Gospel music.
4. Yes she does, they all do. But only with me. :P
5. I love all colors. And ages. And religions.
I was picturing the Lady of the Lake,her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, and that was how he became Lord President.Would she be Solnes, by any chance?.
No, but it's a common mistake. They do however sometimes go out for drinks, the last time they did Solnes went so far down on her that she needed to get a passport to get back from South America.
Yes, No, or Maybe?
D, all of the above. Unless you prefer DD, thats always better.
Who is on first?
Who is on first?
Yes he is. But he prefers when you call him Bob.
Can I be your Vice Lord President?
Can I be your Vice Lord President?
I'm afraid that position in my cabinet is filled by Lord Vice President HoustonDerek. However if you wish to battle each other in a chainsaw deathcage match for the job I would be vastly amused.
Bottle.Darn. I really need a word that rhymes with orange.
And a name that includes a silent '3'.
Allow your LPM to offer a solution to your woes.
The Drow word Vor'anj, meaning f*~+ingsonofab*%+*, rhymes with orange.
And I once killed a man whose name was T3om. It was pronounced "tahm" so the 3 was silent.
This is not the thread you are looking for!
Can I be your Vice Lord President?I'm afraid that position in my cabinet is filled by Lord Vice President HoustonDerek. However if you wish to battle each other in a chainsaw deathcage match for the job I would be vastly amused.
*starts Chainsaw*
Your LPM wants everyone to know that he cares, and since he has nothing better to do* feel free to seek his guidance and wisdom in all things great and small.
(*The LPM has destroyed all of his rivals and is so bored he is thinking of launching a nuclear assault on New Zealand just to entertain himself.)
Dear LPM,
Is it true that when you say no you really mean yes?
Confused
Your LPM wants everyone to know that he cares, and since he has nothing better to do* feel free to seek his guidance and wisdom in all things great and small.
(*The LPM has destroyed all of his rivals and is so bored he is thinking of launching a nuclear assault on New Zealand just to entertain himself.)
Please not New Zealand.... They still have to make The Hobbit and At the Mountains of Madness.
What is the sound of one bear crapping?
Dear LPM,
Is it true that when you say no you really mean yes?
Confused
As a the Lord Secretary of Foreign Affairs would say, "A little bit of column A, and a little bit of column B".
What is the sound of one bear crapping?
Strangely it bears an uncanny resemblance to the sound of a troll squeeling.
James Jacobs couldn't tell me what the source of that smell is. Can you tell me what it is, where it is, and how to get rid of it?
Sincerely
Not-A-Magpie
The smell is a combination of troll crap and sweaty balls. It is the result of too many rules lawyers fapping in your general area of residence, you can eliminate the odor by disconnecting your internet service. Or by dropping a MOAB on the nearest trolls basement.
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So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?
So if my opponent doesn't show up for this chainsaw match, do I win by default?
No, you have to dual-wield chainsaws vs. yourself. Winner declared via the first dis-arm.
Why am I so pooped all the sudden?
Is that the right question for me to ask?